Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but you get seconds before it's destroyed. I wish I had the Ebon Hawk.
CommanderQ Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but Revan doesn't appreciate you stealing it, so he comes to...."reclaim" it. I wish I had the Star Forge.
ForeverNight Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but it's just the shards considering that Cannon Revan destroyed it. I wish that my Pepsi was a Coke.
CommanderQ Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but while transforming, it delivers a deadly toxin into the air. I wish that I could fly.
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but you get sucked into a jet engine. I wish I had an N-1 Starfighter.
CommanderQ Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but you get shot down by the N-2. I wish that there was air in space.
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but it's not air you can breathe. I wish I had a V-19 Torrent Starfighter.
CommanderQ Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but it's name is torrent, meaning that it creates large torrent tornadoes, which it sucks you into the eye of the storm. I wish I had a JU-87 Stuka.
ForeverNight Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but the engine craps out on you. (After all, they are 60+ years old) I wish I wasn't so ssssllllooooowwww today.
CommanderQ Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, instead you're just sslllloooooowwwww. I wish that I had a nuclear sub.
TriggerGod Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 ^ granted, but something goes wrong, and, well... its nuclear. I wish nuclear power was more refined and efficient.
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but it's so refined and efficient that it becomes self-aware and decides it no longer need us. I wish I could control the flow of time.
Rinku Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted but the TOR never comes out I wish TFU had been better
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but the release date got pushed back decades so it could be perfected. I wish I could time travel to when TOR is released.
CommanderQ Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but then the time inbetween never happens, and nobody will give it to you{Technically, you didn't exist} I wish I had a TIME MACHINE! {That didn't malfunction}
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, if you think a clock counts. I wish I sounded more like Paul McGann.
CommanderQ Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but you said "more" like Paul McGann, now you sound like a frog. I wish I had a lightsaber.
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but it's a broken lightsaber. I wish I had the proper training in order to use a lightsaber without amputating myself.
CommanderQ Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, instead you amputate the guy training you...and well, it got tough to learn.... I wish I were a better fencer.
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, you're now so good that you kill everyone you face. I wish I had another guitar for Rock Band.
CommanderQ Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but it's a real guitar. I wish everyone has a Happy New Year!
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but you wish for it late and look like an idiot. I wish for the Eighth Doctor's outfit. Granted, but it's a real guitar. I want one of those anyway.
CommanderQ Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 I want one of those anyway. Oh...that backfired:D Granted, but you get it three sizes smaller than you, and it suffocates you... I wish I had Mandalorian armor.
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but it's purely ceremonial, and not actually protective. I wish for a fob watch.
CommanderQ Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 Granted, but as in F.O.B, it means "Far Obvious Bomb." And it explodes. I wish I had a Luftwaffe watch.
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