Bokken Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 Granted, but you lose your fingers right after gaining said understanding. BTW, nice ruined wish! I wish that everyone would play SWBF2.
Astrotoy7 Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 granted. But once the novelty of the Star wars setting wears off, the realization that it is a crap game places the World's supply of anti-depressants into crisis I wish I could run Crysis on my digital watch, all settings maxxed mtfbwya
Hallucination Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 Granted, how does it look on a 1.5 inch screen? I wish I were a digital watch that could run Crysis owned and loved by a totally hot chick. Loved waaaaaaay to much.
Alkonium Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 Granted, but the you that you know as you ceases to exist due to watches not having minds and such. I wish I had Steven Moffat's writing ability.
CommanderQ Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 Granted, but, but your hands are amputated after a shark attack and then you go crazy being unable to write. I wish I had a laptop capable of abilities of that of a super-computer.
Astrotoy7 Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 Granted, but you then become disheartened when due to clerical error, you get a super-pooper-scooper instead. I wish I had a Eurasian Empire lasting 700 years and bestowing upon the world, innovations in Art, Architecture, Government and Warfare mtfbwya
Alkonium Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 Granted, but after 701 years, it falls in the most gruesome and violent manner possible, and all its innovations are lost forever. I wish I had a crossbow.
CommanderQ Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 Granted, but you pull the loading string too hard and it umm.....backfires. I wish I had an English Longbow.
Astrotoy7 Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 Granted, but you pull thebow string too hard and it umm.....backfires. I wish I could come across that guy every says they come across that looks like me. mtfbwya
TriggerGod Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 granted. and that person is a chick. I wish for an empire that shows no sign of defeat or chance of rebellion.
CommanderQ Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 Granted, but it's a fairy tale and never happens outside of the storybook. I wish I had a large army from which to CONQUER THE WORLD!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
Alkonium Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 Granted, but it's a mercenary army, and you soon find yourself broke... I wish for a Droid Army.
CommanderQ Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 Granted, but their AI corrupts and they rebel. I wish that I were the top military tactician in the world.
Alkonium Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 Granted, but you're bested by an extraterrestrial tactician. I wish for peaceful First Contact with an extraterrestrial race.
CommanderQ Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 Granted, but second contact doesn't do so well. I wish I had a Super-Star Destroyer.
Bokken Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 Granted, you have a .22 caliber pistol with which you can kill Hanna Montana. I wish I could make a fire using spittle.
CommanderQ Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 Granted, but while gurgling some water, your face catches on fire. I wish I had the ability to spit bullets.
Alkonium Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 Granted, but you get charged with manslaughter after your spit hits someone in the head. I wish for the Eleventh Doctor's companion in Series 5 to be either Jenny or River Song.
Astrotoy7 Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 Granted. But then you lose your library card and cant go visit her. I wish Obama has some breakdancers at his inauguration
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 Granted. But they turn out to be really bad dancers and they end up runining the country I wish I had a magical pizza I could fly around the world
CommanderQ Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 Granted, but the world decides to nuke this..."Unidentified Flying Object." I wish I had a gas tank that never ran out of gas...I'd be rich:D
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 Granted. But someone steals the Idea from you and has you imprisoned I wish CQ would take off his helmet
CommanderQ Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 Granted, but then I quickly put it back on. I wish my armor was Mark 3.
Chevron 7 locke Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 Granted. But it has one flaw that no one seemed to notice: It makes you droid bait I wish I had a Jaffa staff weapon
CommanderQ Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 Granted, but it sounds too much like 'Java' and you drown in a cup of coffee. I wish I had a FLAMMENWERFER!!!
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