Chevron 7 locke Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted. but that wish creates a paradox which then destroys the universe I wish I had thousands upon thousands of Frito lays snack crackers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Granted, but you're buried in them, and die from lack of oxygen and over eating at the same time. I wish for some "Fried Crap With Spicy Sauce." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Granted, but the "Fried Crap" is gnat poop. I wish that I could take over the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Granted, but you don't feel like doing so. I wish for three garbage cans that say TRUSH instead of TRASH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Granted. But they actually say THRUSH and now your genitals are itchy I wish for a world without cows, just breast milk mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Granted, but now women are being milked like cows. I wish for an opportunity to say "Hey Daleks, exterminate this!", preferably when I have some sort of Dalek destroying gun in my hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Granted, but the gun malfunctions. I wish I had an ultimate gaming computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Granted, but seeing as it's ultimate, another gamer hires a ninja to steal it from you. I wish I had a computer that could play Crysis on Ultra graphics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Granted, but you don't have Crysis. I wish I had Crysis and a computer to play it on Ultra graphics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Granted, but you forgot the wires to the computer and nothing works. I wish I had Crysis and a computer to play it on ultra graphics and wires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Granted, but your copy of Crysis is in Swahili. I wish I was able to silence the voice in my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Granted, the voices stop once somebody whacked you over the head with a baseball bat, giving you a concussion...and a rather nasty hospital bill. I wish I had a totally awesome TIME MACHINE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted January 22, 2009 Author Share Posted January 22, 2009 You have. But you're not licensed to drive that Delorean yet, kid. So I'll take it back. I wish I could have a Delorean like in t3h movies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Granted, but there are no such movies as the T3H. I wish I knew why Google set "the answer to life the universe and everything" equal to 42. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Granted. It's because that's what it is. I wish I knew what the question was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Granted, you knew, but then somebody decided not to ask. I wish I knew the ultimate secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Granted, but then you tell everyone, and it's not the ultimate secret anymore. I wish for an army of Cybermen at my command. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Granted, but you are charged with cyber warfare which is a crime in nearly all countries and the UN arrests you. I wish I had an army of mercenaries loyal to the death that were legal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Granted, but due to their loyalty going beyond pay, they're not really mercenaries. I wish for Doctor Who to get a new logo and title sequence when Matt Smith takes over as The Doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Granted, But it goes back to the Colin Baker era logo and theme, fans track you down and stab you mercilessly for even bringing the idea up. I wish I had the night vision capabilities of pussycats, so I could sit around in the dark with my pussycats and play/purr with them mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Granted. You are one. I wish for the Doctor Who logo used in this fanmade wallpaper to be the next official logo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Granted, but for some reason, the fan who made it sues them for using it and puts them completely out of business. I wish that the people in the SWBF series forums would stop spamming the place (with threats that a clan is going to take over dictatorship and online petitions). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Granted. They get what they want. I wish I psychic paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Granted, but someone pronounces your wish as "Sidekick Paper." Now you're writing a 50 page essay on sidekicking paper. I wish I had a Samurai sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Granted, but it's one of the cheap $10 dollar ones that you buy in America that say "Damascus Steel" but are really only watered down steal and THE BACK OF THE BLADE ISN'T DAMASCUS-LOOKING AND YOU'LL NEVER BUY ANYTHING FROM E-BAY AGAIN! These things happen...to people *sob* other than you. I wish I had a kwan dao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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