CommanderQ Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 Granted, they gave you the CD, but no computer. I wish I had an anti-annoyance gun...so I can survive the endless hordes of annoyingness that flood the Earth:D
Alkonium Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 Granted, but it comes too late. I wish I could decide on a song to sing in Quest for the Best this year.
Astrotoy7 Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 Granted. The song you decide on is 'Doctorin The Tardis' by KLF I wish I could find a name for this shape Ive discovered : it has three sides, looks triangular and even resembles the triangle from a snooker yet. What's a good name for it, Michael, Terence? mtfbwya
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 Granted. but the name you choose is copyrighted and mobsters end up burying you for violating the copyright. I wish I could eat CQ's boots of justice
CommanderQ Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 Granted, but he sues you for 1 billion dollars and wins. OOHHH BURNED!!!!! I wish I could create a teleportation device so I could stage massive assualts, robberies, invasions, and then sell it to the public and make myself a tourist attraction.
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 Granted. but you accidently teleport yourself to prison* I wish I could summon the the powah of the Nine-tailed fox and destroy everything Dalek
CommanderQ Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 Granted, but you cannot control the Nine-tail fox and eats you from inside and all the Daleks flee in terror. I wish I had a real Samurai Katana from which I will practice martial art's katas.
Hallucination Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 Granted, but you aren't as good as you like think and you drop it, causing it to sever your foot. I wish banana trees would grow in the wild here.
CommanderQ Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 Granted, but your part of the wild becomes overrun with monkeys, who quickly become smarter due to the amazing banana's that are in your area. And the monkeys quickly plan an invasion of your home. I wish I could climb a palm tree and use it as a command post.
Bokken Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 Granted, but some fool with an automatic grenade launcher decides that you look a lot like target practice. Ever seen when someone steps on a grape? I wish my .22 rifle didn't jam every 15 shots. And, I just realized I'm really going to regret that one.
CommanderQ Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 Granted, you are feeling a great regret, for now it jams after every shot. And it backfires. And the barrel bursted after 15 rounds. And it is nearly impossible to clean...and... I wish that I had an MP-40 submachine gun that would not have the rising effect as I shoot an entire magazine....so that way I don't miss.
Astrotoy7 Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 Granted. It nows jams every 1.5 shots I wish I could engineer a rifle that fires white goo mtfbwya
CommanderQ Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 Granted, this white goo, however, is a dangerous bio-chemical, and you aren't wearing a bio-chem suit, so when the white goo flies out, you are immediatley and affected and blow up like a balloon and fly in the air. I wish I could use lava as an energy source.
CommanderQ Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 Granted, but it's because you robbed a bank tonight, and now the FBI is breaking down your door. I wish I were apart of the CIA.
Alkonium Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 Granted. You're the janitor. I wish I worked for CSIS.
CommanderQ Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 Yep, you do, the Custodial Septer of Illionois Suckers....no offence to those of that state. I wish I had an awesome fraze-maker!
Alkonium Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 Granted, but since you misspelled phrase, you learn the horrifying meaning of the word fraze. I wish it were possible to watch YouTube videos on Xbox Live.
Bokken Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 Granted, but you can no longer play games on Xbox Live. I wish that every wish were ruinable.
Alkonium Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 Granted, but now you have all these awesome wish ideas, which you use, and they get horribly ruined in ways you cannot possibly imagine. I wish to find myself in this situation as either one of them.
CommanderQ Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 Granted, but your situation worsens, due to the fact you said 'like this,' now, the gun will blow you up after 30 seconds have passed. I wish I had a sword that would never break, only needed to swing once, and was as light as a feather.
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 Granted. But the wind catches your sword and it flies away I wish I was in a room filled with dynamite and TNT and the only thing I had to play with was a match
Astrotoy7 Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 Granted. You are in a room filled with dynamite and The n(Olsen) Twins. Please light match. I wish I could play and defeat Julius Caesar in Uno. mtfbwya
Alkonium Posted February 8, 2009 Posted February 8, 2009 Granted, but he then listens when the Soothsayer says "Beware the Ides of March" because you became his enemy. I wish I perfect understanding of temporal mechanics.
Astrotoy7 Posted February 8, 2009 Posted February 8, 2009 Granted. But your understanding only occurs in the past, and theres nothing you can do to get those day back. I wish I could have warned the Trojans about the Greeks, and the condoms. mtfbwya
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