Chevron 7 locke Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Granted. But the greece end up ruling the world and we never advance technology. I wish the Ninjas couldn't catch me cause I was on fire and I was in a room filled with dynamite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Granted, but you trip and fall onto...well, the room is filled with dynamite. Don't worry it didn't hurt... I wish I had a machine gun that fired bullets that the power of a ballastic missile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Granted. But the gun barrel jams with the first shot and you go "Boomith" I wish I had an exploding monkey wrench Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Granted, but the monkey gets angry...and explodes. I wish the bullets for my specialized .22 cost less than forty cents each. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Granted, but they're Silly Putty bullets. I wish for more masked vigilantes, like in Watchmen, though they do exist in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Granted. but one of them kills you I wish that I was trapped in a room filled with lit dynamite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 Granted, and it explodes. I wish I had my own set of C4 for whatever reason I wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Granted. But you go nuts, stick the C4 down your pants and wait for it to explode. I wish I had every copy of Uncle Johns bathroom reader and also that I had CQ's armor for one day so I could paint it pink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Granted. You paint it pink, and are a hit in San Francisco, along with your Uncle John in the bathroom. I wish I could fashion 3 goats made of titanium, and re-enact The Three Billy Goats Gruff mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Granted. But the titanium is made of impure steel I wish I could play poker with Mara jade and win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Granted, but Mara Jade hates losing, and quickly after the match takes out a pistol and blows your head off. I wish I my own army of robot soldiers like that in "Iron Man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Granted. But they all rust in the rain I wish CQ would give El Goonish Shive a chance by reading it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Granted, he reads the word "It," and his opinion of El Goonish Shive is unchanged. I wish CQ would read El Goonish Shive. (The underlining means that it's a novel ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Granted, but the novel is too expensive, so you guys pay for it:D Hee hee hee I wish I knew everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Granted. But knowing the word "everything" is not actually everything is it. I wish I could win a forum award for my nunchuk skillz mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Granted, but the award's name is somewhat cruel... I wish for a lich... Hey, it can rhyme if you want it to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Granted, but it gave you a serious ICH....oh! RYHMED! I wish I were a master poet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 Granted. But no one likes a master of anything so you don't get any money or anything I wish that I could eat the Tank In CQ's profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Granted, but you bite a bullet. I wish I were a better sniper in SWBF2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Granted, but the next battle is entirely close-quarters, and your eyes haven't adjusted. I wish I were a skilled pilot in SWBF2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Granted, but no servers have space maps anymore. I wish I were as good as Zigor in SWBF2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Granted, but you feel the need to use that as a pick-up line. Needless to say, your love life suffers. I wish I were a respectable singer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Granted, but your refusal to get out of that damn helicopter makes you an unheard singer, so respect ends up counting for naught. I wish I could use my mind to get things I have seen, read and heard about cows and recall them instantly and without any external devices. I shall call this ability : Moomoory. mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Granted, but after you finish it a man shoots you twice in the back and you get amnesia. I wish I didn't have to deal with lightmaps in kotor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Granted. Play KOTOR in Vista without applying the ms32.dll workaround I wish there were a time that preceded us called the past, which could only be recounted to us by a studious seahorse. mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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