Bokken Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Granted, but the studious seahorse is 100 feet tall and carnivorous. I wish that I didn't have gastroparesis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Granted, but the pain moves to your head and you have the most intense migraine in history. I wish I could build a flak tower 1000 feet tall and a 100 feet wide and is 7 feet thick concrete blast-proof walls. Yesssssssssssssssss.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Granted, but it bankrupts you. I wish Watchmen would be in theatres sooner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Granted, but the fact that it was rushed means that it was poor quality. I wish that I didn't have a migraine (Yes, CQ, I already do ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Granted, but you fall down the stairs and get a serious concussion. I wish my laptop was not able to get any virus or get damamged in any way(including internal and external things) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Granted. Absolutely noone, not even you, are allowed to use it. I wish I had gotten the part of Radames in the musical Aida. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Granted, but the ghost of Giuseppe Verdi visits you and disses your poor talent. I wish I could get 12,000 monkeys on 12,000 typewriters and time how long it would it would take them to write gnkl.oigvdsrv mol]\hggvfseryiolkjnvcdd mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Granted. But the monkeys freak out and attack you with the typewriters I wish I had a giant pice of pizza that I could use to surf around the waters of American in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Granted, but it gets really soggy. I wish I had a Scottish accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Granted, but you have to try haggis. I wish people knew that a kilt's only a skirt if you wear something underneath it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Granted, but now men everywhere are wearing skirts with nothing underneath and calling them kilts. I wish I had Nite Owl II's costume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Granted, but it' two sizes smaller than you, and it cuts off circulation to your brain. I wish I had an awesome German accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Granted, but then you go to Germany... I wish I could perfectly fake any accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Granted, but you are soon struck with a rare brain disorder and you are unable to speak in your normal voice, forever confined to a Southern Italian version of German English in Russia. Have fun... I wish I were the best actor in the world, which would make me the best spy...second only to James Bond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Granted. But you are Meryl Streep, and look ridiculous in a tuxedo I wish real ninjas would host kids tv shows mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Granted, I give you Barney. It's hosted by Naruto, oddly enough. I wish my cat could PWN at SWBF2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Granted, but everytime it plays its coughs up hairballs. I wish I could be invisible at any time with a device that can't glitch or be destroyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Granted, but it gets stolen. I wish to be the one who steals it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Granted, but you get shot in the process. I wish Watchman movie will fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_man Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Granted, but it becomes a cult classic. Un-explode my computer's hard drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Granted, your video card fries instead... I wish Admiral Ackbar Cereal was real... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Granted. It is real, but is is also A TRAP! I wish I could deploy life sized Lebanese Horses as knights in Chess. mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Granted, but your opponent deploys large tanks on their side, who quickly dispatch your wittle horsies.... I wish during Chess, that the Queen could take an Uzi out of her purse and kill the opposing King's army. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Granted, but a Knight chucks a grenade at her. I wish for wax dummies of all six Watchmen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Granted but as they arrive to your house, they melt. EDIT: Oops for got to wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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