Alkonium Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Granted, but it goes down in history as their worst concert ever. I wish Rush would actually release Clockwork Angels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Granted, but it turns out that, due to it being released on Roadrunner Records, it sounds exactly like a Nickleback album. I wish Nickleback would stop doing things. I mean all the things they do, they should stop doing, not just music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Granted, but for that to happen so soon, the world had to blow up and now you're dead too. I wish Hal had a dollar for everyone who actually believed he was the Baron of Sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Granted, unfortunately they are dollars of funny money--thus worthless. I wish all the components for my current projects were within easy reach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Granted, but they are all junk as well and thus useless to you. I wish GL would stop trying to be revisionist w/regard to his magnum opus, the OT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Granted he is. He also goes so far as to keep the copyright and tears down SW for the rest of us so that nobody can play with it. I wish I had a toolshed I actually owned outright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDR Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Granted, but it is a toolshed built during the Revolution. I wish I could go to the Mass Effect 3 Midnight Release. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Granted, but you fall asleep during the release. I wish I could wish for a wish of a wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Granted, but you used all your wishes on wishing you could wish, and all subsequent wishes go unfulfilled. Be direct next time, genies hate it when they have to deal with complex wishes. I wish there were a mathematical symbol for spoiler alert. Granted, but for that to happen so soon, the world had to blow up and now you're dead too. Worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Granted, unfortunately after it is accepted widely as a conventional symbol, it is seen as perverted looking and you get the blame. I wish I owned a modern industrial cutting laser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Granted, but the first time you use it, you fumble and end up decapitating yourself. I wish I had a life-size replica of the Normandy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Granted, but its mass effect core explodes when you try to board it. I wish I owned the intellectual property rights to every piece of media (written or other) produced by mankind and the means to punish, with impunity, any violation of said rights by anyone/thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Granted, you've certainly got your work cut out for you. I wish I could thread a sewing needle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Granted, but people blame you for Twilight, the PT, and a million other subpar works and they boycott all media. Now no one talks to you and art is dead, way to go. Granted, but the rising cost of textiles (it's a real thing, I'm not making this up) means that you can no longer afford any material to sew. I wish someone remade the Twilight movies with talking anthropomorphous (in the acting like humans sense, not the furry one) animals. Granted, unfortunately after it is accepted widely as a conventional symbol, it is seen as perverted looking and you get the blame. I don't think I'd have a problem with that, honestly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Granted. Unfortunately the people who profit from it the most are people you loathe and resent. I wish Google and Microsoft would just fall off the edge of relevance in the cyber economic world already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Granted, but now you have to pay for web browsers so you can use directory-style search engines. I wish the work and school day started at noon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Granted, but now a lot of things start coming up out of the blue like having to research for several term papers with a short due date or overtime at work, so you end up studying and working until 6 A.M. everyday. I wish it was 1990 again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Granted. Have fun with Windows 3.0. I wish my Campus Pub was open on St. Paddy's Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted, but after prompting from MADD they've replaced all alcohol with scented candles. Permanently. I wish more places sold scented candles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted, but you can't light them anywhere due to new fire regulations. How am I supposed to get drunk off a scented candle? I wish scented candles had an inebriating effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted, unfortunately it is also not much of a candle, but rather amyl nitrate (like this stuff I huffed at a rave once called "Rave"), and needless to say it is extremely flammable and any high you'd get from huffing it is now effectively nullified...unless you opt not to ignite it in which case, unfortunately the buzz doesn't last long at all, per dose. Ultimately you end up with a headache after too many doses too quickly. Remember kids, huffing kills just as many brain cells in 1 minute as alcohol does all night. And Jae is probably going to chew me out for promoting it because of the potential eye injuries it may cause from internal pressure. I wish awesome characters of my imagination could be manifested into real beings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted, unfortunately they all turn around and kick your ass. I wish D.A. had not unleashed characters of his imagination into the world, because now they're kicking everybody's ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted, though now they're in your imagination instead. I wish that I could have a dreamless sleep again, or at least that my nightmare will finally stop repeating itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Granted, but it turns out that nightmare was an outlet, and now your waking life has turned into a nightmare. I wish the SQLite documentation wasn't so oblique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Granted, it is now no longer skewed in such a manner...unfortunately the next day the hand of satan strikes and kills SQLite in every sense, and you are stuck with a $86,000 bill for legal hassles somehow. I wish Richard Cohen of SPLC pissed off the wrong immigrants working for a syndicated business for the drug cartell, and they kidnapped him, took him to Mexico and impaled him with a cactus--and took humiliating video footage. *Laughs at the poor coroner who has to clean that up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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