Alkonium Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Granted, but it prompts a radical redesign of cars to be little more than wheels, which makes them much more dangerous. I wish I was eligible for the YouTube Partner Program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Granted you get in on one. Unfortunately it goes broke a day later. Some russian mob arsehole buys it and now everything you were going to have is now null and void. I wish my inbred baby with a clone of the opposite sex was albino and had super strength. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Elessar Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Granted, but your child is taken by the government for research. I wish for a ruined wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 ^^^Granted. Now every time you make a wish here or anywhere else it will automatically be ruined. Fate will be arranged around you such that circumstances will always conspire against you. Bad luck ans misery will infest you for all eternity. I wish the dog would quit rubbing itself all over me like a cat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qui-Gon Glenn Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 ^.^ Granted! Now the dog will be rubbing you like a dog, if you know what I mean o.O I wish I could stop thinking about ruined wishes, and GTA's wish granting, which has brought my mind into a moebius of sinister plots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Granted. Unfortunately even though you have stopped thinking about it, there is no guarantee you won't think of either of those things again, nor assurance those evil plots won't come to fruition. ^.^ Granted! Now the dog will be rubbing you like a dog, if you know what I mean o.O Well, it's an old female collie...though stranger things have happened. <_< I wish my ex would get bombed and her flaming lifeless body flung like a ragdoll in some random direction that nobody really cares about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-3556 Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 That random direction happens to be you and you burn to death. I wish that i DONT become ruler of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Granted, unfortunately the ruler of the world is someone you soon come to hate and he has you humiliated everyday for the rest of your life. I wish all the street fighter characters were real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-3556 Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Granted, but they then kick your ass in a fight. I wish alabama blew up without hurting or killing me, my family or my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Granted, unfortunately there is some celebration happening where everyone is blowing up bowling balls exactly where you and and everybody you care about are suddenly and inexplicably all gathered in the same place at once--the ensuing shrapnel mess kills everyone there. Granted, but they then kick your ass in a fight. Who said anything about them and I fighting? I wish pro wrestling got the hoof and went out of business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Granted, but the hoof hit was so hard that it went up RC's ass...... what a minute, this is RUIN a wish......um, nevermind. Granted, but now you have to pay their unemployment. I wish they paid us in $US for every post we made here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Granted, but now the US economy is even deeper **** than it was in before. I wish the video games industry was more than just shallow, violent games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-3556 Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Granted. Now every single game is FF X-2. I wish that this year will not be bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Granted, but now because of your wish for this year, it will bring about the apocalypse in the following year. I wish I hadn't drank all that wine last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Granted, instead you drank rum in the same volume as the wine. I wish my New Year's Eve had been more eventful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Granted: you meet more arseholes than I ran into. I wish someone would stomp the crap out of Vince McMahon all over someone's clean livingroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Granted, it's your clean living room. Good luck cleaning that up. I wish I knew how to sing Auld Lang Syne in Klingon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Granted: You do but it ends up being the worst tone deaf out of key rendition that people boo you off the stage and your current lover disowns you. I wish Rockstar would officially reveal what happened to all the lovable main characters of past GTA games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Granted, they all died in some sort of flaming orgy. I wish that when I die, it's while I'm having awesome sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Granted, unfortunately that awesome sex is with an inanimate object that electrocuted you. I wish my boxers would quit riding up on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Granted, but now they squeeze the life out of your jewels.......painfully. I wish we were'nt such a sick bunch of people in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Granted. We're not such a sick bunch. Just you. And another even more disgusting group comes in and overtakes us. And the rest of this forum. I wish Morrigan Aensland from Darkstalkers didn't start me down the rabbit hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Granted, but you were turned into a gerbil and started up the bung hole. I wish I didn't have to make a wish for this thread to keep going smoothly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Granted, you con't have to and consequently don't. Because it is going to get botched regardless. Granted, but you were turned into a gerbil and started up the bung hole. And knowing how you'd ruin my wish, probably up the bunghole of Steve-o from jackass. I wish Deus-ex would quit annoying Pyramid Head. (Hint: reference to youtube series ASDF dual paradox.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Granted, instead he annoys you. I wish for my own Stargate and DHD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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