milo Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 I had the weirdest dream about you last night. Somehow we met irl and we were driving around somewhere and you were like "hey i'm hungry" so we went to panda express and got these azn cheeseburgers but then you got yours and you were like "i don't want it anymore" and then I was like dammit j, so I dropped you off in this ghetto neighborhood and you got raped by these black guys. So... that was a dream right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Omar here. That wasn't a dream, and we'll be having dinner together on Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 what the hell is panda express Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 actually i just ate there on monday, it was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Panda Express is Americanized Chinese fast food. Pretty low quality, but sometimes it's edible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 ^ yeah, i hate that stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Panda Express sucks. There's this place in my mall with the 2nd greatest terryaki chicken ever. 1st best is in the Columbus Hyatt-Regency's chinese place in the food court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Today is the dining facility I accidentally said something about a black guy jumping out of the bushes and stealing my money. I'd unfortunately forgotten that this is Mississippi and 75% of the contractors working there are of said race. It was awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Was there curbstomping afterwards? Because if there's anything American History X taught us, that is *not* the answer to defusing racial tension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Panda Express sucks. There's this place in my mall with the 2nd greatest terryaki chicken ever. oh is it that sakkio or sarku japan whatever place. me likey i always get double meat... IYKWIM. AITYD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Yeah, that's what it's called. The best thing is they ALWAYS have the sample guy standing out in front, so I make it a point to walk by and occasionly take more than one when he's not looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 You should try pushing him down and stealing his entire tray of food. The adrenaline rush would make the food just that much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Was there curbstomping afterwards? Because if there's anything American History X taught us, that is *not* the answer to defusing racial tension. Strangely not. I've avoided that line for a few days now. Of course going through the line that has the morbidly depressed contractor feels almost worse somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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