milo Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 I had the weirdest dream about you last night. Somehow we met irl and we were driving around somewhere and you were like "hey i'm hungry" so we went to panda express and got these azn cheeseburgers but then you got yours and you were like "i don't want it anymore" and then I was like dammit j, so I dropped you off in this ghetto neighborhood and you got raped by these black guys. So... that was a dream right?
Hallucination Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 Omar here. That wasn't a dream, and we'll be having dinner together on Friday.
Samuel Dravis Posted May 29, 2008 Posted May 29, 2008 actually i just ate there on monday, it was awesome.
itchythesamurai Posted May 29, 2008 Posted May 29, 2008 Panda Express is Americanized Chinese fast food. Pretty low quality, but sometimes it's edible.
DarthAve Posted May 29, 2008 Posted May 29, 2008 Panda Express sucks. There's this place in my mall with the 2nd greatest terryaki chicken ever. 1st best is in the Columbus Hyatt-Regency's chinese place in the food court.
Samnmax221 Posted May 30, 2008 Posted May 30, 2008 Today is the dining facility I accidentally said something about a black guy jumping out of the bushes and stealing my money. I'd unfortunately forgotten that this is Mississippi and 75% of the contractors working there are of said race. It was awkward.
itchythesamurai Posted May 30, 2008 Posted May 30, 2008 Was there curbstomping afterwards? Because if there's anything American History X taught us, that is *not* the answer to defusing racial tension.
RicardoLuigi... Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 Panda Express sucks. There's this place in my mall with the 2nd greatest terryaki chicken ever. oh is it that sakkio or sarku japan whatever place. me likey i always get double meat... IYKWIM. AITYD.
DarthAve Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 Yeah, that's what it's called. The best thing is they ALWAYS have the sample guy standing out in front, so I make it a point to walk by and occasionly take more than one when he's not looking.
itchythesamurai Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 You should try pushing him down and stealing his entire tray of food. The adrenaline rush would make the food just that much better.
Samnmax221 Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 Was there curbstomping afterwards? Because if there's anything American History X taught us, that is *not* the answer to defusing racial tension. Strangely not. I've avoided that line for a few days now. Of course going through the line that has the morbidly depressed contractor feels almost worse somehow.
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