Dath Maximus Posted July 2, 2008 Author Share Posted July 2, 2008 it was a christmas present, it has....emotional? value? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 how surprisingly human? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 What kind of scotch did they leave? This could tell us a lot about the thief. If it was Cardhu or better then it was even payment for your Yoda. If it was Cutty Sark or somesuch then it was tantamount to pi$$ing in your car. [/sherlock] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 No he means he was a drunkard before the Yoda got stolen. It wasn't a peace offering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Oh. So they left his bottle of scotch. I totally read that wrong. Duh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Oh. My. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted July 2, 2008 Author Share Posted July 2, 2008 how dare you imply i drink ****ty scotch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoidburg Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 shut up we know you can't afford the good stuff... pfff target Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 how dare you imply i drink ****ty scotchThe fact that I misread the OP aside, it would depend on what brand you drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted July 3, 2008 Author Share Posted July 3, 2008 shut up we know you can't afford the good stuff... pfff target damn you willie, i will make you pay for your insults Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 This candle shall not be extinguished until the Yoda is returned and the perpetrator brought to a blood soaked, squealing end. Their intestines dragged out through their mouth by taut lengths of glass impregnated barbed wire; hand woven by an ancient sect of Tibetan monks whom, upon their initiation, must rip out their own tongues and gargle salt water in order to better understand but a fraction of the pain their torturous strands bestow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted July 3, 2008 Author Share Posted July 3, 2008 rhett is a wise man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoidburg Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 what kind of cheep whisky drinking yoda stealing neighborhood do you live in anyways, i mean you live in the burbs... c-ville i could see that happening, but also your whisky, car radio and tires would also be missing... so what i'm trying to say is you live in a messed up part of the country when someone breaks into your car just to steal your yoda. i do feel for you but don't you have 47 other yodas to take that ones plase until you find and emotionally, physically, and spiritually destroy the person who took this most prized inanimate object you talk to on a day to day basis... get out more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsaberboy Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 what kind of cheep whisky drinking yoda stealing neighborhood do you live in anyways, i mean you live in the burbs... c-ville i could see that happening, but also your whisky, car radio and tires would also be missing... so what i'm trying to say is you live in a messed up part of the country when someone breaks into your car just to steal your yoda. i do feel for you but don't you have 47 other yodas to take that ones plase until you find and emotionally, physically, and spiritually destroy the person who took this most prized inanimate object you talk to on a day to day basis... get out more! it's gotta be a star wars freak. only one would take the yoda and ignore all other valuables! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoidburg Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 it's gotta be a star wars freak. only one would take the yoda and ignore all other valuables! yes, so that means it someone in your family mark... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted July 3, 2008 Author Share Posted July 3, 2008 yes, so that means it someone in your family mark... hey....what did i say matt, i will beat you for your insults i'll knock on YOUR door with a noose singing swing low sweet chariot i bet it was you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoidburg Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 hey....what did i say matt, i will beat you for your insults i'll knock on YOUR door with a noose singing swing low sweet chariot i bet it was you now you're the one stealing... my ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted July 3, 2008 Author Share Posted July 3, 2008 now you're the one stealing... my ideas. you sure that was your idea? you sure it wasnt...ben's idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Dath, how come every time I look at this forum you're always whining about something? My Yoda is missing! Someone stole my Yoda! I can't live without my Yoda! Waaah, next thing we know, you'll be whining that you bent your wookie. Seriously though, Dath. I am sorry for your loss. He was a great master, and a wonderful muppet. He will be sorely missed. I'm sure driving will never be the same without him for you now. I'm sure you'll miss him most of all when you run over pedestrians, jump curbs, get speeding tickets, and hit various utility poles like you always do. That's when it will hit you the hardest, and when it does we'll be here for ya buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Breaking news: M@rs took it just to spite you. He's probably going to make a thread about it soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Breaking news: M@rs took it just to spite you. He's probably going to make a thread about it soon. True, but the thread will be so inane and just downright lame that it will be locked soon after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted July 3, 2008 Author Share Posted July 3, 2008 True, but the thread will be so inane and just downright lame that it will be locked soon after. mostly cause i'll bring it down around him as i always do i am the destroyer of things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 And we all sincerely thank you for that when it comes to the threads of M@rs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted July 3, 2008 Author Share Posted July 3, 2008 And we all sincerely thank you for that when it comes to the threads of M@rs hey, its what i do, i end trolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 And we all sincerely thank you for that when it comes to the threads of M@rs or when I have doubts and I think "nothing can smell worse than my feet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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