Hayden Kered Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I declare my support for SSPP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Just had two celebrities openly supporting d.s.m.a.l.l. They had no problem with posing for a poster. Also, wanted to add: I'm a minority too. Like Sabre, like Bee Hoon, like Murph. We represent Asia, Europe, Russia. We are an international group of people. Vote for us. Chuck Norris does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litofsky Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Hear me, all! SSPP's strength waxes, and all others wanes! Glory to the SSPP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I see the SSPP re-uses old posters. The d.s.m.a.l.l. has never claimed to kill tigers. In fact, the only group who did claim to kill tigers was the SWK, with their UBERahto program. The d.s.m.a.l.l. takes a step backward. We provide the people with free choice. One can then choose to save the tigers by using force. Since it will be legal then. Also, with our semi-Russian background in the person of Murph, we're quit fond of tigers. In a recent interview, a journalist took this photo of the SWK office before the interview started: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litofsky Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Dear Sir, I would like to present the facts to you: DSMALL has never said that they don't want to kill cute, baby Siberian tigers! How could you possibly vote for this? Sure, you've got the Russian element, but not in the form that matters (no offense to Murph). Vote SSPP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Obama never said he wouldn't nuke China the second he gets his hands on the launch codes. Does that mean China will be destroyed? Of course not. You sir, are saying what could possibly go wrong when one party wins this election, instead of making promises or fixing already existing problems. Vote D.s.m.a.l.l. You know you like our adds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I would like to present the facts to you: DSMALL has never said that they don't want to kill cute, baby Siberian tigers![/img] This here's the leader of the DSMALL and I would like to state that we do not want to kill cute baby Siberian tigers, thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 DSMALL is not the only party that has celebrity endorsement: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litofsky Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 This here's the leader of the DSMALL and I would like to state that we do not want to kill cute baby Siberian tigers, thank you very much. We require proof, Good Sir. Glory to the SSPP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Proof? Proof of a negative? This is why, my fellow Ahtonauts, the SSP should never be allowed in power! Their anti-rationalism is insidious (coincedence? I THINK NOT!) and will destroy the future of our great forum! Vote DSMALL for the future! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litofsky Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 We promise PROGRESS and HOPE, Spamuel, good Sir! We make sense, Samuel, and that is why you fear us. It is alight, to fear change, for the type of POSITIVE CHANGE that we bring shall wipe evil DSMALLists like yourself from the Dark, and bring them to the Light! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 We promise PROGRESS and HOPE[/img] We HOPE you PROGRESS and stop using that overused poster of yours and make some new ones, instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Kered Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 ^OK Sabre, have a campaign button: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litofsky Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 We HOPE you PROGRESS and stop using that overused poster of yours and make some new ones, instead. Very well, Sir. I shall now offer the cold sting of logic and reason in lieu of friendship and an amiable outlook. This here's the leader of the DSMALL and I would like to state that we do not want to kill cute baby Siberian tigers, thank you very much. Sabre, Sir, let us observe the name of your group, dubbed, "DSMALL." Or, "Divided Surrealo-Marxist Anarchy Liberation League." Now, you openly profess your love for anarchy! Tell me, if you have no government, how will you stop your subjects from killing my kin, even if you state that you, personally, disagree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 ^OK Sabre, have a campaign button: Shamelessly stolen from Megalith Records, I see : Vote for DSMALL, we who are honest and not shooping thieves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Kered Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Shamelessly stolen from Megalith Records Not stolen, respectfully borrowed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Sabre, Sir, let us observe the name of your group, dubbed, "DSMALL." Or, "Divided Surrealo-Marxist Anarchy Liberation League." Now, you openly profess your love for anarchy! Tell me, if you have no government, how will you stop your subjects from [sizes=1]killing[/size] my kin, even if you state that you, personally, disagree? [/img] Well, in an Anarchy there is a 50% chance of a tiger-killing gang to be created. There is also a 50% chance of a pro-environment gang to be created (don't forget PETA). Therefore, problem solved. The pro-environment anarchists will stop the tiger-killing anarchists. Anarchy. Fair. Balanced. Equal. Porcelain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 And so, my dear Ahtonians, we see the lax attitude to personal safety that these anarchists have! Do not be fooled into believing that they have your interests at heart, but those of the largest mobster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Anarchy. Fair. Balanced. Equal. Porcelain. We too, have created a button. Shirts and caps will shortly follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 We too, have created a button. Shirts and caps will shortly follow. See their attempt to create an army, my fellow Ahtonians? Against whom would such an army be used? Who else, my dear, fellow Ahtonains, but you and I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 See their attempt to create an army, my fellow Ahtonians? Against whom would such an army be used? Who else, my dear, fellow Ahtonains, but you and I? Dear people of Lucasforums. You all have to recognise the stupidity and blatant insult posted by this insidious man. Like I stated before at our Zambian Marx poster, the fists represent the people. People who dare to stand up. Brave people, like the Lucasforums posters. This button, in fact, represents Bee-Hoon and Sabretooth (hence their names on both sides) standing up from the other people. Trying to do the right thing and bring the power back to the people. I feel sad that you think wearing a button creates armies. It proves the increasing paranoia and hatred the SSP has against us. Also, DSMALL cartoon from our monthly member magazine: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Dear people of Lucasforums. You all have to recognise the stupidity and blatant insult posted by this insidious man. Like I stated before at our Zambian Marx poster, the fists represent the people. People who dare to stand up. Brave people, like the Lucasforums posters. This button, in fact, represents Bee-Hoon and Sabretooth (hence their names on both sides) standing up from the other people. Trying to do the right thing and bring the power back to the people. And so we see that they intend to divide the people, to pit brother against sister, husband against wife, friend against friend! Is this governance, I ask? Or the incitement of civil war? I feel sad that you think wearing a button creates armies. It proves the increasing paranoia and hatred the SSP has against us. Mr. Talker may attempt to deride our party as paranoid, and my comments as little more than deluded; but these signs show all too easily the dangers of the D.S.M.A.L.L. and their policies. They may sound high and dandy now, but wait until there is blood on the streets and open sewers in the roads, and then we shall see! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quanon Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Repent for converting is nigh ! Join me ahtonauts in the holy crusade of the mental ray, to punish these sinners ! With fire and sharp steel, convert or be damned to eternal Cubenation ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litofsky Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Fellow Ahtonauts, I come to you today shocked by the direction this election campaign has taken. Some of you have probably already seen this article: I am here, firstly, to assure you that I am unharmed and that, despite this despicable act contracted by several collaborating opposing parties, my will has never been stronger and my resolution has never been greater! The Global Dictatorial Party remains dedicated to bringing Order to you, fellow citizens and will neither merge with one of the other parties, nor will it fade into the night never to be seen again. Let all those who fear the swift hand of justice know that we are here to stay! Vote igyman! For a life without fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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