Serpentine Cougar Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 I wouldn't eat Jello. Which isn't much of a change as I don't eat it much now anyway. What if all the Sith ever defeated were all resurrected at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Ouch time! What if the Jedi actually did what they were supposed to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Some alien species would whoop all their hides. What if Jason Voorhees decided to take down Minnesota? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I'd put a name tag on you that said "Minnesota". What if jmac stopped by and decided to say something rude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I'd give him a warm welcome since he can't stand me anyways, and never had the character to ask me what my problem is with him. I'll put it bluntly: I don't like bullies. He finds me distasteful? Good. I find him no less distasteful. What if Playstation 3 had a version made of chocolate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 They'd get sued by Wonka for stealing their idea. What if PC's and Mac's looked like the ones in the Mac commercials? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I'd poke them with sticks. What if smelly ugly people started walking around naked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I'd tell you to put some clothes on (:pjust kidding bro!) Too harsh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 No, not for a hippopautamus. I'd tell you to put some clothes on (:pjust kidding bro!) If that was a wish that'd already be granted, no downfalls there. Unfortunately it only takes effect for me, which means the other 99.9999999% of the world would still be naked and smelly. Why does the chief go ballistic when you wear a hat in his office? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Because he doesn't look good in one. What if it was? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 It would be nudity day if it was. What if the monkey army invaded your home town and flung a gigantic flaming doodey from a tank trebuchet right into your local fire station? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 That would be the most exciting think to happen in Crete in years. What if the same thing happened in your town? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Depends where you're talking about: Central Valley/Sacramento CA I stay at (and bounce/link to my parents' place to hide my IP), sure why not, it could use a good sprucing up. This place is ghetto. Currently staying: BAD, that angora highlands fire in 2007 was enough, it'd get hosed down at the drop of a hat plus it's a police state here. Monkey fling doodey in Bob's front yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Bob wouldn't stand a chance against the fury of the monkeys. What if Bob started flinging monkey doodey at GTA:SWcity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 I'd appear to be everywhere at once and he'd still miss me, I'd close in when he slipped up and ran out of monkey doodey, and it would seem like I was weilding 8 "toys" (picked up from the san andreas police department) instead of just one. He'd get the ultimate "toy" beating of a lifetime. "Toy Juyo/Vapaad" I'd call the form. What if the sith marauder masks here all collected up by the mandalorians and they could reclaim their honor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 We would win. Oya Mando'ade! What if people could eat rocks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 We'd all have a *really painful* time on the toilet when it exits the other end--and you better not laugh about hemorrhoids, since you have yet to discover what I'm talkin' about there buster. What if the princess had no choice but to accept weegie b/c Mario came out of the closet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Then she'd have to compete with Mario for "Weegie's" affections. What if Adam hadn't eaten the fruit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 We would not be here or as stupid as we are. What if I had a monkey petting zoo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 I would unleash 'The Monkey Flu' into it. Probably get the disease named after me after the first 3000 victims....BWAHAHAHAAHAH! What if you were stuck in an anime with a retarded-pokemon trying to kiss you and a strange card-person trying to kill you? {try to beat that weirdness!} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demongo Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 I would wake up:D What if I bought a banana and ate it in front of a gorilla(in cage:D) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 I'd let the Gorilla out:D What if a Monkey had you on a leash and was forcing you to dance to a strange gypsy box crank music thingy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demongo Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I'd shoot myself:D What if your worst nightmare came true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Then I'd be in a room with CommanderQ. What if CommanderQ was a woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demongo Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Then his(or her:xp:) avy and sigpic wouldn't fit her:xp: What if CQ reads that?^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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