CommanderQ Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Then there would be no reason to let you live...BWAHAHAHAAH!!! *Activates bomb* Where are the cows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Where the cows go. What does it mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 It means the cows are attacking your farm, Who you gonna call!!!!!!?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Yo Mamma! Who you gonna call????!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandalore The Shadow Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Ghostbusters What if I called Ghostbusters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I'd drain every supernatural pest from your home for half their price. Who you gonna call????!!!! THEEEEEE AAAAALLLLLMMMMMMIIIIIIGHTY BUUUUNGHOOOLIOOOOO! Beavis! (He *IS* Cornholio.) ========== What if I asked you to get me some teepee for my bunghole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I'd tell you #&%&^(#$! (I kid, I kid:p) What if I told you to tell him to say to her to mail a letter to he who will take over the world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I'd would just as well take over the world b/c that would take about the same amount of time to do it myself. What if Donkey Kong was in your bath tub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandalore The Shadow Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I would get in with him What if I did a backfilp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I'd congratulate you and tell you you're on your way to becoming a street fighter for Capcom. What if Lob Dobbs wanted an interview with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 He would either agree with my terms for world domination, or he would suddenly find himself in Siberia. And worse. What if you parachuted out of a plane and landed in George Bush's house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 I'd probably whip out my exploding doodie grenade and make a break for the nearest window. It's just S.O.P. for me. What if real life applied to SMB and how many times the princesses have been kidnapped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 We would all be looking at the wrong castles. What if you had a dream that told you to sacrifice your only child to the Shrike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 I'd deck whoever it was whispering in my ear as I slept. Or toss a boot. Or take that kind of personal intrusion as consent for something really . What if Cheech and Chong did one more tour together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Then tickets would be impossible to get....we're already a bit late...... What if Chuck Norris took over the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 We'd all be dead from the shear POWAH emanating from him. What if everything related to "Twilight" disappeared? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 That would suck. What if you were hairy like a dog, strong like a gorilla, and you were tall and smelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 I'd be Chewbacca's brother in-law. What if the sasquatch was standing in front of you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 He'd pobably look like you, but be powerful instead of pitiful. What if the soda tax went up to 50 cents a bottle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I'd stockpile it before it went to 75. What if you had a chance to win a million dollars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Then I'd do whatever possible to win the money. What would happen if the Earth got invaded by aliens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I'd do the thing that rednecks do about aliens. What if Ping's name got changed to ing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 You'd probably P yourself. What if the Cookie Monster were real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 You mean he isn't? What if emoticons flashed above peoples heads to display emotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 That'd make life so much easier... What if I shot myself in the foot and blamed the gun control laws? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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