Darth InSidious Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 My loyal subjects, today is a joyous occasion. I, who you so graciously elected as your President, have been chosen by Almighty Stoffe and backroom politicking to be your Emperor. I stand here today, before Her and before the High Priest Samuel Dravis and Jae the Prophetess, to enter the imperial ministry.
Jae Onasi Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 Please bow your heads and join us in prayer as we anoint our Emperor with holy oil. O loving stoffe, Hear Your people's prayer. We would pray today As others do, And kneel to ask a blessing on our Emperor. O stoffe, stand by his side This day and ever; Be in his valiant heart and steadfast mind, His loving kindness and his shining faith; Bless him with wisdom, Give him strength and grace So that his Goddess and people he may serve Through all his days, encircled by their love. O heavenly stoffe, Hear Your people pray, And bless Darth Insidious, our Emperor, today. We shall now make our way to the Holy Cathedral for Coronation Mass.
Rev7 Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 Please bow your heads and join us in prayer as we anoint our Emperor with holy oil. O loving stoffe, Hear Your people's prayer. We would pray today As others do, And kneel to ask a blessing on our Emperor. O stoffe, stand by his side This day and ever; Be in his valiant heart and steadfast mind, His loving kindness and his shining faith; Bless him with wisdom, Give him strength and grace So that his Goddess and people he may serve Through all his days, encircled by their love. O heavenly stoffe, Hear Your people pray, And bless Darth Insidious, our Emperor, today. We shall now make our way to the Holy Cathedral for Coronation Mass. All hail The Stoffe Darth InSidious.
Samuel Dravis Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 As the stoffe's pseudoconsort and High Priest, I approve of this coronation. Live long and oppress the proletariat! One more thing, officially: Will you solemnly promise and swear to govern the Peoples of the forum of Ahto and assorted forums, and of your Possessions and other Territories to any of them belonging or pertaining, according to their respective laws and customs?
jawathehutt Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 I demand a social contract or I'll talk unfavorably about you at a salon!
Sabretooth Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 I challenge your ability to rule, you senile aristocrat.
Jae Onasi Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 Well, at least Sabre used large letters for those of us who might be visually impaired.
Mav Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 Pfft, I still remember when Darth InSidious was just another clueless start-up modder asking everybody... whats a waypoint? how do I change the sabre blade color? And now look.... a "President"
Darth InSidious Posted December 5, 2008 Author Posted December 5, 2008 As the stoffe's pseudoconsort and High Priest, I approve of this coronation. Live long and oppress the proletariat! One more thing, officially: Will you solemnly promise and swear to govern the Peoples of the forum of Ahto and assorted forums, and of your Possessions and other Territories to any of them belonging or pertaining, according to their respective laws and customs? I solemnly promise so to do.
Samuel Dravis Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 Almost done! Will you to your power cause Law and Justice, in Mercy, to be executed in all your judgments?
Darth InSidious Posted December 5, 2008 Author Posted December 5, 2008 Almost done! Will you to your power cause Law and Justice, in Mercy, to be executed in all your judgments? I will.
Q Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 As the stoffe's pseudoconsort Does the position of pseudoconsort include pseudosects?
Samuel Dravis Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 Does the position of pseudoconsort include pseudosects?No, it is a rather one-sided relationship at the moment, which is why I said pseudoconsort. This of course befits her standing as an overgoddess. Perhaps she will soon speak to me, at least! Last question, Darathy! Will you to the utmost of your power maintain the Laws of the stoffe and the true profession of her tutorials? Will you to the utmost of your power maintain in Ahto the Cult of the stoffe established by law? Will you maintain and preserve inviolable the settlement of the cult, and the doctrine, worship, discipline, and government thereof, as by law established in Ahto? And will you preserve unto the Prophets and Clergy of Ahto, and to the Cults there committed to their charge, all such rights and privileges, as by law do or shall appertain to them or any of them?
Darth InSidious Posted December 5, 2008 Author Posted December 5, 2008 No, it is a rather one-sided relationship at the moment, which is why I said pseudoconsort. This of course befits her standing as an overgoddess. Perhaps she will soon speak to me, at least! Last question, Darathy! Will you to the utmost of your power maintain the Laws of the stoffe and the true profession of her tutorials? Will you to the utmost of your power maintain in Ahto the Cult of the stoffe established by law? Will you maintain and preserve inviolable the settlement of the cult, and the doctrine, worship, discipline, and government thereof, as by law established in Ahto? And will you preserve unto the Prophets and Clergy of Ahto, and to the Cults there committed to their charge, all such rights and privileges, as by law do or shall appertain to them or any of them? All this I promise to do. The things which I have here before promised, I will perform, and keep. So help me Stoffe. *Sits on the Scone of Destiny*
Q Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 No, it is a rather one-sided relationship at the moment, which is why I said pseudoconsort. This is exactly what I was referring to, which is why I said pseudosects. *Sits on the Scone of Destiny* Hey! I was going to eat that!
CommanderQ Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 Form ranks!! *Militia of Ahto assembles in front of Insidious' throne* HAIL OUR NEW EMPEROR!!! HAIL!!
Alkonium Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 Well, don't expect me to be unquestioningly loyal. Weren't you elected democratically, to the position of President?
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 Emperor Sidious? This is not going to end well
jawathehutt Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 I'm still not hearing my social contract, dont make me bring Madame Geoffrin into this.
CommanderQ Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 He is our new EMPEROR! Treat him as such! HAIL EMPEROR INSIDIOUS! *The boots of the militia click in unison while hailing the emperor*
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