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I most likely will be visiting my Lady for Holloween. She is looking at a house she might be buying for herself and she invited me to look at it with her realtor friend. Other the that we might end up having a toga party by ourselves while we sip wine and watch scary movies

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He lives about half-an-hour from me, actually.

 

Well... the fire alarm went off right in the middle of the show tonight. Exciting.

 

Had to remember all the proper emergency evacuation procedure training I dozed off through all those months ago...

 

False alarm... so we got to finish the concert... 25 minutes late. Yippee.

 

It wasn't a concert I really had much desire to see to the end... but it REALLY wasn't one I wanted to have to repeat on a rescheduled date, either. Some major league douchebaggery from a couple of the players. No amateurs here, folks... these guys (and ladies) are old pros...

 

It's been a weird day like that. Up before dawn to get ready for a (brutal) early morning dental cleaning. (My hygienist knows no mercy... but she's kinda hot in a MILFy way... and really, REALLY stacked... so at some point during any visit, I always end up with boobs on my head... with makes me uncomfortably aroused, and confused in my agony.

 

Blah. A day to put well behind oneself. And forget forever. ASAP.

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i'm awake, getting ready for the 2 mile at the track. not raining yet and it's just below 50 degrees.

 

picked up some fake blood and vampire teeth yesterday, going to a few halloween events tomorrow, will probably end up being the only one out of all of my friends that dresses up for it.

 

time i ran it today was......17:05. think i need to throw in a few days of sprint intervals and not worry about the time, see how that goes.

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Keyan admits to having super-large thighs,.. if I remember correctly from a thread a couple of years back.

 

I don't know why that one particular piece of information has stuck with me... but it has for several years.

 

Easy day at work. A couple of the guys on the road crew were schmucks... but the concert was so low-key, it was easy to just walk away and ignore them and leave them on their own.

 

Bought a safari helmet for tonight. Since I already have the rest of the stuff for a safari outfit, it was the easiest and cheapest costume I could come up with.

 

If things go well tonight, I may invest more time and effort into an outfit for next year.

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So the party was fun. A lot of super-hot women in super-sexy costumes. Actually made a point to talk to most of them, too.

 

Of course... I'm home (alone) now... so that should tell you what good it all did me. :rolleyes:

 

Still... it beat handing out cheap sugar and chocolate to 8-year-olds in store-bought costumes.

 

I'll post any pics that I get forwarded that I deem worthy of making me seem like the mad pimp I most definitely am not. :dozey:

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I have that problem with pants. My legs are...gigantic. I don't know where I got it from, but my legs are like tree trunks. I never did any weight training or anything, except for a year in high school, and they wouldn't even let me squat enough weight to make a difference there. So I guess it's a genetic thing. This has served we well in some areas, such as martial arts, where people feared being on the receiving end of a kick from me. And rightly so, as I could break ribs even through those heavy chest protectors without even trying.

 

As cool as that is, what is not cool is that I need to buy pants that are at least four inches too big in the waist just to have room for my legs. Since I need to wear dress pants every day at work, it becomes quite a task to find pants that don't make me look like a complete fricking idiot.

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had an AWESOME night at tink's nightclub in downtown scranton. brought home alot of memories of women in hot costumes. XD got a little drunk....3 $1 budlights, 2 screwdrivers made by someone that didn't know what the **** a screwdriver was (best bartenders are the ones that don't know how to make a drink...so i took advantage of that) anyway i had a great time!!!!! might post pics later. daylight saving time FTW!!!!!!!!!

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yeah i kinda laughed at her before i told her how to make it.

 

 

i asked for Red Death, but none of the bartenders there knew how to make it...

 

i googled it:

1/2 oz vodka

1/2 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur

1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur

1/2 oz triple sec

1/2 oz sloe gin

1/2 oz lime juice

orange juice

 

Pour all ingredients (except orange juice) into an ice-filled collins glass. Fill with orange juice, and serve.

 

that drink tastes like red coolaide and will **** you up fast.

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