Marius Fett Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 Now, if you know either Stream or myself well, you'll know that we are both rather odd individuals. Earlier on, we were chit chatting on MSN, and I announced that I was going for my bath. I left my desk, and upon entering my bathroom, I discovered that there was a rubber duck in there. Now, as a strange individual, I naturally found this to be a rather large cause for excitement, so I sent Stream a text, informing him of my discovery. I recieved a reply, reminding me to get out my back scrubbing brush, and my 'wee toy boat'. We then started suggesting other items which can make your bathtime experience much more fufilling than normally it would be. On that note, here is Marius and Stream's List of Bathtime Wonders: *Rubber Duck *Back Scrubbing Brush *Wee Toy Boat (MUST BE SMALL) *A packet of crisps *A pint of beer *A cocktail umberella in said pint *One of those half a cherry things in said pint *A fag (or any other smokeable object (I cannot be held responsible if you are caught by the authorities smoking a spliff in your bath. be warned).) Another optional object is a copy of the Bible, as it is rather fun to re-enact the Great Flood. --- I highly recommend that you employ the use of aforementioned objects when you next have your bath, as it really was the highlight of my bathtime experience this evening. Feel free to post your list of favourite bathtime objects too, and we'll see the sorts of bathtime activities people here like to partake in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stream Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 You forgot one important factor in there son. It is required that you have a Kit Kat, (Preferably a four fingered bar), to dunk in yon afore mentioned pint of beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted March 22, 2009 Author Share Posted March 22, 2009 Indeed. Yon Kit Kat is very much required. If you should find that yon stock of Kit Kats be empty, confer thus unto yon local shopkeeper, and make it so that it is you are purchasing more of the aforementioned chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Don't do beer, or fags. There goes my bath... The Kit Kat doesn't sound so bad though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stream Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Don't do beer, or fags. There goes my bath... The Kit Kat doesn't sound so bad though. You could dunk said Kit Kat in a pint of orange juice, that's just as good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted March 24, 2009 Author Share Posted March 24, 2009 You could dunk said Kit Kat in a pint of orange juice, that's just as good. Tut tut, your grammar is slipping... What you should have said was this: 'You could dunk yon afore spoken Kit Kat in a pint of orange juice, it be just as good..' Not good enough, my boy! Better get Great Great Uncle T to sort you out in yonder gym.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stream Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 He couldn't sort out a ****-up in a brewery bless his little heart. Anyway I have one question aimed toward young Master Fett - Why the heck did you start texting me while in yon bath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted March 24, 2009 Author Share Posted March 24, 2009 I was next to yon bath.. Was gathering yon required items, before entering yon afore spoken bath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheFish Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 A perfect bath to me is one that turns my skin red it's so hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fredi Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 A perfect bath for me would be the one that I could fall sleep ... and eventually causing my dead lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Filled with womens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Ideally it involves more than one person naked, and only one person a dude (hint: that's me!). And an orchestra hidden in the drywall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith'ari Darth Bane Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 My perfect bath is one with my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 A perfect bath for me is one that's over as soon as its begun. I've got too much else to do to waste my time on hygiene! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 A perfect bath for me is one that's over as soon as its begun. I've got too much else to do to waste my time on hygiene! ! I love wasting time on hygiene! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stream Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 ! I love wasting time on hygiene! As too do I, the trouble is though I often fall asleep in yon bath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Obi-Wan Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Filled with womens Lets hold this thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted April 13, 2009 Author Share Posted April 13, 2009 As too do I, the trouble is though I often fall asleep in yon bath. Yon afore spoken occurence of descending into a state of suspended conciousness is a doings which transpires on the part of I rather often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 ^ Meaning, he falls asleep in his bath tub with his rubber ducky bobbing up and down on the steaming water... My perfect bath is one that's filled with hot water, but it doesn't steam up the mirror... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 ^ Meaning, he falls asleep in his bath tub with his rubber ducky bobbing up and down on the steaming water... My perfect bath is one that's filled with hot water, but it doesn't steam up the mirror... What's wrong with steam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted April 14, 2009 Author Share Posted April 14, 2009 That, RoxStar, is a question that plagues me.. I am glad to see others which ponder the same things as I.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 What's wrong with steam? When you get out of the bath and you're trying to comb your hair, you can't see what you're doing 'cuz of all the steam fogging up the mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 That, RoxStar, is a question that plagues me.. I am glad to see others which ponder the same things as I.. When you get out of the bath and you're trying to comb your hair, you can't see what you're doing 'cuz of all the steam fogging up the mirror. Fett, you no longer have to waste time wondering about steam. Cougar has answered it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius Fett Posted April 15, 2009 Author Share Posted April 15, 2009 Serpentine Cougar, I thank you most gratefully. My destiny has now been fulfilled and I can live out the remainder of my days in peace and happiness, slowly fading into the mists of eternity, as I am covered over by the dusts of forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 My destiny has now been fulfilled and I can live out the remainder of my days in peace and happiness, slowly fading into the mists of eternity, as I am covered over by the steam and fog of forever. Fix'd and you're welcome, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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