Alkonium Posted February 12, 2012 Author Posted February 12, 2012 Good idea. It's bacon. Bacon-flavoured booze.
Darth Avlectus Posted February 12, 2012 Posted February 12, 2012 Neutral-good: I'm inclined to say good just b/c it's bacon but I'm not too experienced with booze so that sort of $***s on my credibility. Bacon armor for cops.
Hallucination Posted February 12, 2012 Posted February 12, 2012 Bad idea, not only is it worthless for protection, but it'll render K9 units useless. Bacon packaging for pancetta.
Totenkopf Posted February 12, 2012 Posted February 12, 2012 Bad idea if only b/c of spoilage issues. Otherwise, a bit redundant. Donut prohibition for cops?
purifier Posted February 13, 2012 Posted February 13, 2012 I don't know Tot, that might be a bad idea. Only because those copers really get cranky when they don't get their donuts at least once per day. They've been known to get a little crazy, over small violations. Cop: I clocked you going one mile over the speed limit, sir. Motorist: Oh! My bad officer, I was just..... Cop: ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR? *breaks out mace can, sprays motorist* Motorist: WHAT THE HELL, MAN! Cop: THAT'S IT! RESISTING ARREST...GET OUT OF THE CAR! Motorist: BUT, BUT, I.... Cop: *BLAM! - BLAM, BLAM, BLAM! holsters weapon* Thought you was gonna use your vehicle as a deadly weapon against me, didn't ya buddy?! Yeah, that'll learn ya. Combining Judge Dredd's DNA and Robocop's DNA to make supercops.
Darth Avlectus Posted February 13, 2012 Posted February 13, 2012 Excessive idea: they did fine separately so let us not spoil a good thing. These things rarely go well, no matter how well intended. @Hall: forgive the 'mericanized humor. The joke behind that is that cops are pigs, hence Duke Nukem. Going to the Duke Burger.
Alkonium Posted February 13, 2012 Author Posted February 13, 2012 Bad idea. Sounds seedy. A parody of Duke Nukem called Duke Pukem, or Puke Nukem, in which instead of shooting stuff, you vomit on it.
Totenkopf Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 Sickening. Seducing your worst enemy's superhot girl while he's helpless to stop you.
Alkonium Posted February 14, 2012 Author Posted February 14, 2012 Bad idea. If you're his enemy, you're probably hers too. Replacing the fortunes in Fortune Cookies with ads.
.:Lord Revan:. Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 Bad idea i like to know how someone is looking up to me =) Be happy that Whitney Houston is dead.
purifier Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 Provocative Ideal: You could be taking narcissism to a whole new level, as well as becoming a target for Whitney Houston fans; and they would probably label you as a racist, btw. Becoming a entrepreneur in Sasquatch wrestling.
Totenkopf Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 Great idea.....if your name is P T Barnum. Developing a true cloak of invisibility, but which only works for about an hour at a time.
purifier Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Good Idea. Anyone could need the ability to hide their ass when the moment arises, even if it's only for an hour. Like when the women your with, has her husband unexpectly come home. From this day forward, labeling specific political members of the U.S. government as the bad, the ugly, and the retarded.
Darth Avlectus Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Good idea: it's inevitable that most people become corrupt in the mid to upper echelons. I'm frankly so sick of it all I can hear my newly made stakes begging to skewer someone and I can't think of anyone more deserving than a politician. Hitting it harder if it doesn't bleed.
purifier Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Sensible idea: Especially if your a Vampire, I mean you gotta get something (preferably blood) out of it before rigor mortis sets in...right? Beating a dead horse back to life.
Alkonium Posted February 15, 2012 Author Posted February 15, 2012 Good idea, but you'll want to check local and federal laws concerning necromancy first. Making a business out of Necromancy.
purifier Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Damn good idea: Btw, I've studied up on some of the techniques used with necromancy, but ironically it involves a dead horse. Using necromancy to raise limp pe, I mean cure erectile dysfunction.
Alkonium Posted February 15, 2012 Author Posted February 15, 2012 Really bad idea. "It" could end up with a will of its own and try to kill you. Naming your female assassin-type character in an RPG "Stabitha".
Darth Avlectus Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Good idea: Combining Tabitha and the compulsion to Stab...why not? Not curing the 'bugz on your nutz' problem, where you're trying to sleep but they're up watching TV, trying to walk to the store and grab your "fourty" (bottle), all for a little comedic profit. ( ) Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) (I guess "alternative" sex with homeless prostitute women behind dumpsters doesn't pay in the long run. *itch itch itch* Anybody have a spare razor? I promise I'll bring it back! )
Totenkopf Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Bad idea, b/c soon that problem will be biting you in the ass. Lending your razor to DA.
Alkonium Posted February 15, 2012 Author Posted February 15, 2012 Bad idea. Odds are he'll try to kill me with it, and make it look like a suicide. Sponsoring a sport called Murderball.
Darth Avlectus Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Excellent idea: I have a list of candidates and have been looking to find more creative ways to off them remove them from that list. Lending Totenkopf a razor even though he doesn't need it.
Alkonium Posted February 17, 2012 Author Posted February 17, 2012 Neutral Idea. He seems relatively sane. When applying for a job, getting a friend to also apply, but then snap during the interview.
Darth Avlectus Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 Good idea if your intent is not to be hired but possibly get your friend accepted. Tread carefully. *shrugs* Investing in some syrups because there is a very real possibility tomorrow that one of your clients will simply give you an unused soda maker, rich and often buying stuff they never ever use.
Totenkopf Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 Perhaps a good idea if the chances are near 100% that it'll happen and the syrups don't set you back too much. Otherwise 50-50.....like many investments. Playing your favorite vidya on a 60" hdtv.
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