Totenkopf Posted March 3, 2012 Posted March 3, 2012 A really squirrely idea. Banning DA from playing with lasers.
Darth Avlectus Posted March 4, 2012 Posted March 4, 2012 Neutral Idea: Good luck with that. @Alk: Could be, I suppose that's close enough. I was referring to something else though. Banning Totenkopf from blue cars.
purifier Posted March 4, 2012 Posted March 4, 2012 Good idea: He now drives a fuzzy pretty pink car, but has better luck with it, not one problem from here on out and it gets 100 miles to the gallon. (well I guess you haft to make a sacrifice in someway, Tot ) Banning "screw you out of your money and making bad promises" politicians from government.
Alkonium Posted March 4, 2012 Author Posted March 4, 2012 Good idea, but don't expect it to go smoothly. Playing Minecraft while hopped up on pain pills.
Totenkopf Posted March 5, 2012 Posted March 5, 2012 Good idea....if the game gives you a headache. Getting purifier a better pair of glasses so he can see that "I'm" not actually driving the car (I had to commandeer a hot Mary Kay cosmetics salewoman in her fuzzy pink cadillac while chasing my prey ).
Darth Avlectus Posted March 5, 2012 Posted March 5, 2012 Good idea, except the money came from your credit. I'm sure he appreciates the charity though. Using a trash compactor to downsize all that troublesome styrofoam.
Alkonium Posted March 5, 2012 Author Posted March 5, 2012 Good idea. For once I see no harm in it. Putting the heating on Yogscast-style.
Darth Avlectus Posted March 9, 2012 Posted March 9, 2012 Good idea: any creative way to heat things up in this cold, cold galaxy has to be good, right? Certainly from a gaming perspective. Whatever with 2 strange people with British accents...Not sure I get it but it's pretty funny. Come to think of it I have watched them before... Making your own pulsed multigas laser, with flatulence as the lasing medium obtained by suction cup funnel around your arse similar to the way fat@$$ Preston did on jackass the movie 2 farting into it, except the vacuum pump sends it to a reservoir which can hold it and slow release the reserves as needed. Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Actually, a video on physics at an American university had a several minute segment on this very thing.
Alkonium Posted March 9, 2012 Author Posted March 9, 2012 Good idea. It's not like you'll run out fuel anytime soon. @DA: It's basically setting a hard wood floor on fire. Turning your toilet into a replica of the Iron Throne.
Darth Avlectus Posted March 12, 2012 Posted March 12, 2012 Good idea. Toilets are one of the greatest inventions ever, just like garbage bags. Versatility is a side benefit and you're only utilizing the orignal invention to its fullest potential. Gifting Beavis with his very own tool shed so he'll leave yours alone (if you are Tom Anderson).
purifier Posted March 12, 2012 Posted March 12, 2012 Beneficial idea.Then Beavis could polish his own tool instead of Tom's. Making our Presidential Candidates fight to the death to win the U.S. Presidency of our country, instead of the usual way with campaigns, debates, and voting.
Alkonium Posted March 12, 2012 Author Posted March 12, 2012 Good idea. We should be able to weed out a few idiots and nutjobs that way. Fighting bullying with cannibalism.
Darth Avlectus Posted March 13, 2012 Posted March 13, 2012 Great idea: we'd solve a lot of starvation issues, discourage bullying behavior (ot just the brutish kind either), and PETA wouldn't have to complain as much that we kill innocent animals for our meat, since humans are classified differently. Punishing racially motivated sexual assaults by forcibly pouring 1 quart of molten lead down the perpetrators' gullets.
Alkonium Posted March 13, 2012 Author Posted March 13, 2012 Good idea. Why restrict it to that one type of crime. Dealing drugs for charity.
Hallucination Posted March 13, 2012 Posted March 13, 2012 Excellent idea, that way you get people addicted to giving. Selling a diet plan that involves regular use of activated charcoal.
Alkonium Posted March 13, 2012 Author Posted March 13, 2012 Good idea, especially if the diet plan also includes poison. A cheap knockoff of Shreddies called Shredders.
Darth Avlectus Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 Bad idea: People who made Shredder for TMNT will come after you for gimmick infringement. Throwing excess food out your back door, knowing bunnies are living in your woodpile in the back yard.
Alkonium Posted March 16, 2012 Author Posted March 16, 2012 Good idea. They need food to. Shooting a policeman, stealing his helmet, going to the toilet in his helmet, sending it to his grieving widow, and then stealing it again.
Darth Avlectus Posted March 17, 2012 Posted March 17, 2012 Excellent idea: you should write background stories and missions for games like GTA or Saint's Row, or something like that. Stealing something stealthily to gift for prospective hoebag conquests (claiming you bought it for them, of course), then when you are done defiling them for all they are worth, stealing it back. Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) "Bitch I didn't buy you that, I *stole* you that, then I stole it back" (--Violent J, ICP)
Totenkopf Posted March 17, 2012 Posted March 17, 2012 Good idea if you like being an evil prick and are shtupping a wallfolwer and not some psycho. Forcing EA and Bioware to "fix" ME3.
Alkonium Posted March 17, 2012 Author Posted March 17, 2012 Bad idea. Anything that could convince them probably counts as terrorism. My last post was a reference to . Using a fire extinguisher marked "Made in Britain".
Darth Avlectus Posted March 17, 2012 Posted March 17, 2012 Neutral: I'm not one to necessarily prejudge a product...umm, I'll say good if it has been properly maintained and bad if it hasn't... @Alk: as a ringtone.
Alkonium Posted March 17, 2012 Author Posted March 17, 2012 Good idea, if you want several fists to the face every time you need to take a call. And my last post was a reference to Using as a ringtone.
Darth Avlectus Posted March 17, 2012 Posted March 17, 2012 Good idea: Nothing lets people know that you care like a good time. Buying a hacked NES cartridge for the sake of having your favorite rom hack on console and to call it a collectible of a special kind.
Alkonium Posted March 21, 2012 Author Posted March 21, 2012 Bad idea. I'm pretty sure that doesn't constitute a collector's item. Shouting "Prepare yourself, Narnia!" whenever you open a wardrobe.
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