ForeverNight Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Found this on a forum that I regularly ghost on. Only open if you have the time to read 1475 items in a list (Yes, 7x bigger than Peter's Evil Overlord List) Linkage to First Page Edit: This will mainly appeal to PnP RPG'ers... though I figure VRPG'ers should get a laugh or two as well... :shrugs: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Redhawke will certainly get a kick aout of this. Great find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Power Word: Beer Me is not a real spell. I've used that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illuzion69 Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 81. A picture of my ex-wife is not an acceptable backup weapon. I need to try that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 328. I cannot keep my phaser on disintegrate just because it's the coolest setting. 363. When challenged to a showdown, I'm meant to face him at 10 paces with pistols, not 10 blocks with a Sharps Big .50. 521. I will not convince the entire party to play Amish for the cyberpunk campaign. 579. "Pimp my Death Star" is not a real show, and I'd better believe Grand Moff Tarkin knows this. 640. Even if he loves me too, Chitti-Chitti-Bang-Bang is not an appropriate choice for the romance background. They're some of the ones I liked best. There's far too many to list, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverNight Posted August 25, 2009 Author Share Posted August 25, 2009 I love this list. I am going to have to keep 521 in mind as I start up my Shadowrun 2.0 campaign sometime this month... somehow I just can see my friends doing that just to spite me. And thanks Evil Q I think 80. When accepting a challenge for a duel, I must allow the other guy time to find a pistol. is in my top choices from this list... can just see my friend's fallen paladin doing that... provided he had an era with pistols... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 132. There is no such feat called "Death Blossom"Tell that to my assassin in Guild Wars. 176. I cannot make called shots to the plectrum, anvil, stirrup, hammer or Isle of Langerhans. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Those were great. There are too many good ones to list here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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