Shem Posted August 31, 2009 Posted August 31, 2009 Someone here writes about how a burger diet made him an idiot. http://www.chicagomag.com/Chicago-Magazine/September-2009/Burgers-Made-Me-Dumb/ Oh, and for those who were expecting something about someone being naked, sorry to disappoint you.
Hallucination Posted August 31, 2009 Posted August 31, 2009 ...and spent an entire workday with my fly open. And it came so close to being another naked person Shem thread. =(
Darth Avlectus Posted August 31, 2009 Posted August 31, 2009 Ehh, gorging on so many burgers all the time certainly isn't smart. I'm not anti-meat, but I'd say one needs to keep it moderate to light in consumption. TBH, I think the guy is really just jerkin' our chains. While a burger diet won't DIRECTLY make one stupid, it certainly won't help much in getting smarter. If it's a cause of symptoms that cause inefficiency in bran activity, which it may very well be...then I'll say: "yes, indirectly" for the record. However, you can't fix stupid if you were a moron to begin with. This sounds like a case of just being too lazy and self-spoiled, and things just take a tumble from there as one thing leads to another. I don't see how much difference it would make to become stupid if you were already there to begin with. Behold... One night, a frozen turkey fell from my fridge and bonked my noggin, and I barely felt it. I had literally become a numbskull. That’s when I knew, without the aid of scientific proof: Saturated fats had eroded the connections between neurons in my brain. That sounds more to me like a smart lazy-azz guy making joke... but if that's really the case, then as Tommy Vercetti would say: "You're too stupid to hurt, pal!!!"
Trench Posted August 31, 2009 Posted August 31, 2009 bergers dusnt maek peepl stoopid! I eet bergers all thuh tiem!
Jae Onasi Posted August 31, 2009 Posted August 31, 2009 I think he was just wondering where the beef was.
Darth Avlectus Posted August 31, 2009 Posted August 31, 2009 ^ Yeah. Since YouTube has like a 95% idiot rate, poor Shemster has to deal with people like that all the time.........and people who are like this: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.)
adamqd Posted August 31, 2009 Posted August 31, 2009 I dont know about stupid, But I heard that Burgers produced in America give young lads Facial hair and pattern baldness by age 10... Due to all the steroids the livestock is blasted with... again, I heard
Mandalore The Shadow Posted August 31, 2009 Posted August 31, 2009 I eat burgurs and I'm not bald and i realy dont think they make you stupid eather
Astor Posted August 31, 2009 Posted August 31, 2009 Fat? Maybe in large quantities. Stupid? Doubtful.
Te Je'karta Mand'alor Posted August 31, 2009 Posted August 31, 2009 that seems impossable... maybe not reading during meals
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