Shem Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Someone here writes about how a burger diet made him an idiot. http://www.chicagomag.com/Chicago-Magazine/September-2009/Burgers-Made-Me-Dumb/ Oh, and for those who were expecting something about someone being naked, sorry to disappoint you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 ...and spent an entire workday with my fly open. And it came so close to being another naked person Shem thread. =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Stop reading the Daily Mail, Shem. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Ehh, gorging on so many burgers all the time certainly isn't smart. I'm not anti-meat, but I'd say one needs to keep it moderate to light in consumption. TBH, I think the guy is really just jerkin' our chains. While a burger diet won't DIRECTLY make one stupid, it certainly won't help much in getting smarter. If it's a cause of symptoms that cause inefficiency in bran activity, which it may very well be...then I'll say: "yes, indirectly" for the record. However, you can't fix stupid if you were a moron to begin with. This sounds like a case of just being too lazy and self-spoiled, and things just take a tumble from there as one thing leads to another. I don't see how much difference it would make to become stupid if you were already there to begin with. Behold... One night, a frozen turkey fell from my fridge and bonked my noggin, and I barely felt it. I had literally become a numbskull. That’s when I knew, without the aid of scientific proof: Saturated fats had eroded the connections between neurons in my brain. That sounds more to me like a smart lazy-azz guy making joke... but if that's really the case, then as Tommy Vercetti would say: "You're too stupid to hurt, pal!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 bergers dusnt maek peepl stoopid! I eet bergers all thuh tiem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 I think he was just wondering where the beef was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Maybe he's got Mad Cow Disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 ^ Yeah. Since YouTube has like a 95% idiot rate, poor Shemster has to deal with people like that all the time.........and people who are like this: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamqd Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 I dont know about stupid, But I heard that Burgers produced in America give young lads Facial hair and pattern baldness by age 10... Due to all the steroids the livestock is blasted with... again, I heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandalore The Shadow Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 I eat burgurs and I'm not bald and i realy dont think they make you stupid eather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Fat? Maybe in large quantities. Stupid? Doubtful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Je'karta Mand'alor Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 that seems impossable... maybe not reading during meals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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