Chevron 7 locke Posted December 13, 2008 Author Posted December 13, 2008 Less talking more screwing around in the past! *Jumps in the TARDIS * *President bush suddenly grows a mullet in the middle of a press confrence* *cats suddenly arms themselves with shotguns and attack russia* *Alkonium's TARDIS suddenly turns hot pink* *Chev reappears with his TARDIS* A job well done
Alkonium Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 *uses the working chameleon circuit to fix the colour, then travels to Aperture Science to steal the portal gun.* I finally found a way to keep you out of trouble! *traps Chev in a vertical portal loop* Don't try to get out. The fall will kill you.
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 13, 2008 Author Posted December 13, 2008 *narrows her eyes and stares at Alkonium* I will get out of here you...you do know that right? Sooner or later...you'll need someone to pull off a suicide mission and you'll come crying back to me...and i will accept for suicide missions are fun!
Alkonium Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 Also, aren't you still a girl? I don't remember you changing back.
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 13, 2008 Author Posted December 13, 2008 *Still staring at Alkonium through the loop* I am still a girl...and don't you ever forget it! Now let me out so I can attack the evil gizka!
Alkonium Posted December 13, 2008 Posted December 13, 2008 Fine. *moves the portal on the ceiling to the wall, then watches as Chev horribly scrapes her face on the floor* What? You wanted out.
Yar-El Posted December 14, 2008 Posted December 14, 2008 *Opens a portal and echos* Hello. Is anyone in there?
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 14, 2008 Author Posted December 14, 2008 Free at last! *Opens a time portal into Alkonium's past* Hehehehehehe...this is gonna be fun!
Yar-El Posted December 14, 2008 Posted December 14, 2008 Did I let him out? *face-palm* *Jumps into portal behind Chev*
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 14, 2008 Author Posted December 14, 2008 *Traveling through the time portal* *sees Yar-El behind her* I'm a girl you fool! *TARDIS materializes around chev and it vanishes*
Alkonium Posted December 14, 2008 Posted December 14, 2008 You do realise that there's no way my past self would listen to you, right? Also shouldn't you refer to yourself as she instead of he?
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 14, 2008 Author Posted December 14, 2008 *TARDIS appears next to alkonium as a young man* Hello Alkonium *Chev whacks younger Alkonium repeatedly with a crowbar over and over until he passes out, then she takes him and throws him off a cliff* I'm gonna blow every last stinking NaruSaku fan out of existance! *giggles as she jumps off the cliff and laughs as the TARDIS materializes around her then dissapears into space and time*
TriggerGod Posted December 14, 2008 Posted December 14, 2008 *as Chev's TARDIS rematerializes, I appear, using the power of magick, and I summon my future shotgun. I blow Chev's head off*
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 14, 2008 Author Posted December 14, 2008 *Another TARDIS materializes and Chev sticks her head out* you killed a future version of me...better luck next time! *TARDIS vanishes into space and time, Even I don't know where it's going*
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 14, 2008 Author Posted December 14, 2008 *TARDIS appears in a desert and chev cuts open a cactus and drinks the juice* Not bad. *Chev is starting to see things* It's...a giant mushroom! Maybe it's friendly! *Chev is dancing in the desert* Mushy Giant friend! *Chev's eyes turn glassy* *Chev is dancing as she jumps back in the TARDIS* Maybe It's friendly! *TARDIS dematerializes and not even the intoxicated chev knows where it's going* *Chev's voice echoes through space and time* Hey. Who lite toph on fire?
Alkonium Posted December 14, 2008 Posted December 14, 2008 *materialises the TARDIS where his younger self is falling, opens a portal where he's going to hit the ground, and another inside the TARDIS* How did I know to do that? I remembered it from my past self's point of view. Now to keep chev out of trouble. *materialises his TARDIS inside chev's TARDIS, rigs Chev's TARDIS to materialise inside itself, locks the controls, then leaves.* Problem solved.
TriggerGod Posted December 15, 2008 Posted December 15, 2008 Alkonium, you just did the doctor who equivalent of dividing by zero, right? maybe that'll finally shut him up.
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 15, 2008 Author Posted December 15, 2008 *Chev bursts from her TARDIS with Shotgun/Blaster in hand* His point is that I'm way too stupid to fall for that techno mumbo-jumbo!!! *blasts Trigger and Alkonium at point-blank range with her blaster/shotgun *they both asplode* *Chev giggles and runs into Yar-El's TARDIS* I'ts a nice day to Start again! *TARDIS dematerializes*
Yar-El Posted December 15, 2008 Posted December 15, 2008 Do you know how long I have been hidding in a portal? Eleven posts ago. I'm around a million years into the past; thus, you have a long ways to catch up. You will eventually get to where I'm now; however, I will be another million years deeper into the past. Guess where I'm going?
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 15, 2008 Author Posted December 15, 2008 Uh-Oh. I think I know. It's time for me to be the responsible one. *TARDIS dematerializes in the Time Vortex and heads for the begining of the universe* If she manages to get ahold of that kind of powah...NaruSaku fans would be everywhere! Faster my faithful TARDIS! *TARDIS dematerializes faster*
Yar-El Posted December 15, 2008 Posted December 15, 2008 *Picks up speed and pushes another two million years* Catch me if you can.
Yar-El Posted December 15, 2008 Posted December 15, 2008 *streaks of light wip pased in blur fashion* I'm eight million years into the past now.
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 15, 2008 Author Posted December 15, 2008 *The TARDIS begins to dematerialize and then materializes right next to Yar-El* It's time to end this! I will not let you destroy NaruHina! *Blasts yar-El with her Blaster/Shotgun*
Yar-El Posted December 15, 2008 Posted December 15, 2008 *Chev's vortex haults for an unexplained reason* Guess where I arrived?
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