Drunken Time Travelers of StarWarsKNights.com

[CommanderQ]

It's time for the Howdy Dowdy show!!!!!! LALALAAL!! I LOVE LUCY!!:D

 

I'm losing it....

[Yar-El]

*Arrives at undefined period of time, finds a young man, and kills him*

 

I would have done this days ago if I knew it was this simple.

 

*Looks at the calander, and jumps into TARDIS*

 

Yes that will do.

 

*Races back to HQ to meet up with Commander Q and Alkonium*

 

Everything should be fine now. I have taken care of everything. Guess where I went?

[CommanderQ]

Um.....where...ooh, ohh, I'm good at this..did you go to......South America..CHINA!.......RUSSIA!......ooh, this is a toughy....ummm...

[Yar-El]

I killed Chev's favorite imaginary friend. Mr. Peter Pan Michael Jackson.

[CommanderQ]

Oh.................................................................

 

 

YYYAAAAYYYy!!!! ;D

[Yar-El]

I'm a dork. I know.

[CommanderQ]

No worries, many of us have the symptoms of dorkism....we're all dorks here.....

 

Or is that the beer talking?? Just kidding:D

[Chevron 7 locke]

*Chev looks worried*

That wasn't my imaginary friend

*Points to a NaruHina poster*

That was my childhood imaginary friend!

 

*Yar-El looks confused*

Then who's imaginary friend did I shoot?

Evil Chev's

*Evil Chev jumps out a time portal and blasts Yar-El in the head with her Blaster/Bazooka and then jumps back into the time portal as it closes behind her*

*Yar-El is badly wounded on the floor*

I'll take her to the infirmiry...

*Picks up Yar-El and carries her to the infirmiry*

[Alkonium]

Just test this out,

*Zaps chev with the "female to male" setting on the TF gun*

Now, I'll need you to try to do the whole TARDIS thing while in a different form.

[Chevron 7 locke]

*Chev dematerializes and then rematerializes*

Still works

*grabs the TF gun and changes back into a chick*

[Alkonium]

Let me try something else.

*zaps Chev with the normal setting, notices no change*

Well that raises further question

[Chevron 7 locke]

*Notices that nothing has happended*

Indeed it does...well I'm off to rescue CQ from his exile in the 1950's

*Chev dematerializes*

*Chev rematerializes with CQ*

Now CQ...I hope that teaches you not to mess with a living TARDIS

[Alkonium]

Also, since TARDISes have a chameleon circuit, you might be capable of shapeshifting.

[Yar-El]

*Time and space begin to tear into fractions. Multidimensions cross multidimensions. The temporal distances between time and space cracks like a shattered mirror.*

 

Looks like Chev's problem has casued a problem for all existance.

[Alkonium]

I think I have a way to fix the problem.

*goes back in time, steals the Sonic crowbar from his past self just after he uses it to make his TARDIS.*

Now I can't whack Chev with it.

[Yar-El]

*Light starts to burst through the temporal fractures, and a dark mass starts to form at its center*

[Yar-El]

*Pieces begin to break away, and a gravitational force starts contracting*

 

We still have another problem. There are two Chevs. Are they the same Chev, but from two different time periods? Are they two Chevs from two different dimensions?

[Yar-El]

*More and more pieces break away and float aimlessly*

 

Chev needs to do something quickly, or we may be in for some big trouble.

 

*Pieces from the right drift to the left, and their counterparts drift to the right*

 

Chev's ability to time travel at will and his doppleganger are presenting a problem.

 

*Gravitational forces continue to quake*

[Yar-El]

Only Chev himself can save us now.

[Yar-El]

*Shattered time and space begins to flex widely. Gravity slowly starts to pull them in a clockwise direction.*

[Yar-El]

*Turning, turning, turning. Gravitational forces speed up, but time seems to slowdown. Everything around the Drunken Time Travelers starts to move in slow motion.*

[Yar-El]

*Time suddenly bursts backwards at high speeds. Each element's fade erases another.*

[Yar-El]

*The Drunken Time Travelers helplessly find themselves watching the past unwind.*

 

*Looks at watch*

 

Date is 11-17-2008 10:59 PM?

 

Chev! You better do something.

[Yar-El]

*Looks at watch again*

 

Date is 10-23-1995 1:35 AM?

[Yar-El]

*Looks at watch again*

 

Date is 1-15-1960 5:45 PM?