Drunken Time Travelers of StarWarsKNights.com

[Alkonium]

You really need to stop doing that.

*Takes the TARDIS into the 1920's to rescue CQ*

[CommanderQ]

*Comes back singing "Over there"*

 

I will have vengeance! Throw him into the fire!!

[Yar-El]

*flashes of light bursts and a portal opens*

 

Merry Christmas everyone.

 

*throws cookies and a glass of eggnog to everyone*

[Alkonium]

Yes, Happy Whatever Holiday You Celebrate This Time Of Year, Unless You Don't Celebrate Anything, In Which Case, Just Have A Nice Day!

[TriggerGod]

*is drunk on eggnog*

*passes out on CQ*

[Alkonium]

*gets drunk, then starts hitting on everyone else*

You're all, very shexy. Eshpecially all of you.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Merry Christmas!!

*Gets really drunk and sees mini-versions of the Drunken Time Travelers staring at her*

What the hell are you doing my nativity scene?!

Right now the rest of us are so drunk, for some reason you're hallucinating!

That makes sense!

*Evil Chev materializes, Kisses regular Chev, then Dematerializes*

That was...weird...

*Sees everyone as hot chicks*

Your all so pretty...especally you!

*Points at Trigger*

*Santa Clause appears and pulls Chev into a time portal with him*

Chev...Santa needs your help

What can I do to Help?

I need you to get really drunk and go back in time and make sure that I get Evil Chev a crossbow

Why?

Because

Because Why?

Because unless you do this, you will not be getting the Tau pulse rifle, Blaster/cannon, or giant pizzas that you asked for!

Point taken

*Chev dematerializes with the mini-drunken time travelers standing on her shoulder and singing Christmas tunes*

[CommanderQ]

*pushes Trigger slowly off of self*

 

Man, you drunkards are everywhere...

 

*looks at egg nog*

 

EGG NOG!!!!

 

*Drinks unti drunk and piles up with the rest of the Drunken Time-Travelers*

[Chevron 7 locke]

*Chev rematerializes and steals the egg nog*

My Egg Nog!

*Chev dematerializes*

[TriggerGod]

you're so drunk you grabbed the milk. the eggnog is in my hands! *drinks*

now its coursing through my *hic* elementary canal. Pushed by *hic* esophigial(?) silia.

 

(PROTIP: while trigger is drunk, he is incredibly smart. this is just part of how it things are drank.)

[Chevron 7 locke]

Good *Hic* point.

*Chev rematerializes ane tries to drink CQ*

Stay still! *Hic*

*the little drunken time travelers on her shoulders yell at her to get going. Chev sighs, and then Dematerializes, leaving CQ freaked out*

[Alkonium]

C'mere, genius!

*drunkenly grabs TriggerGod by the shirt and attempts to make out with him*

[TriggerGod]

D:

*pushes away*

*jumps into TARDIS*

*dematerializes*

[Yar-El]

*Walks into the room, looks around for a few moments, and slowly walks back out*

[Yar-El]

Some of you have touched the rainbow and then some.

[Alkonium]

You're necsht, Yar-El!

[Yar-El]

*Throws more egg nog into the room*

[Yar-El]

*Starts taking photos for future blackmail*

[Alkonium]

You could blackmail TriggerGod with that. But not me. I have no shame.

*tries now to make out with Yar-El*

[TriggerGod]

;-;

[Yar-El]

*Knees Alkonium in the groin*

 

Keep your lips to yourself.

[Alkonium]

If you'll excuse me, I'll be in my TARDIS, using the Zero Room to sober up and skip a hangover.

*enters his TARDIS and locks the door*

[TriggerGod]

I find it comforting he said that in a really high voice, Yar.

[Yar-El]

He squeaked?

[Chevron 7 locke]

*Chev materializes with Evil Chev right on her tail*

I don't like you! You tried to kill me a couple dozen times! Stay away from me!

*Evil Chev is drunk on eggnog*

I love all you guys! Especally you Chev!

*Chev dematerializes with Evil Chev dematerializing right behind her*