Chevron 7 locke Posted December 9, 2008 Author Posted December 9, 2008 *Chev stops the TARDIS and gets out* Nyam Nyam! *The translation is: Hit me until i can get this horrible song out of my head, I beg of you.* Nyam Nyma! *Translation: Also, please pick up some milk on the way back, we're almost out* Nyam Nyam Ni *Translation:Here. use the sonic crowbar that i've been hitting myself with for the past hour.* *Hands Alkonium the sonic crowbar*
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 9, 2008 Author Posted December 9, 2008 Nyam Nyan Ni! *Translation: why do you always use crowbars? why not a sonic 2X4?*
CommanderQ Posted December 9, 2008 Posted December 9, 2008 Agh!! STOP THE SINGING!! *hides ears under hands and flees*
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 9, 2008 Author Posted December 9, 2008 *Chev is on the ground in the fetal postition in agony* Nyan Nyan! *Plese hit me with a crowbar so that the song goes away!*
Alkonium Posted December 9, 2008 Posted December 9, 2008 *Finally catches Chev* There you are *Starts whacking him repeatedly with his crowbar, not stopping even after the madness is cured* Great, now I have Chev's blood and brain all over me.
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 9, 2008 Author Posted December 9, 2008 *Chev gets back up* Thanks Alkonium! I'll get right back to paradoxs right after I get back from the hospital! 2 days later *Chev runs out of the hospital fully cured whil being pursued by evil gizka yet again* WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?! *Jumps in the TARDIS and the gizka run in after him* *Chev sets the TARDIS to dematerialize without him and it takes the gizka away* hehehehehehe stupid gizka! *Unknown to chev, the gizka have managed to take control of the TARDIS and are even now going back into the past to cause chaos* *Chev jumps into a time portal and head back to base*
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 9, 2008 Author Posted December 9, 2008 *After Chev returns to base he gets really drunk and begins running around the base in a bikini* I Love Random Cabbages!!!! *Drunkenly staggers into a TARDIS and Activates it* *Hic* I'm gonna play with you guys in the past*Hic*!
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 10, 2008 Author Posted December 10, 2008 *Goes back to when CQ was a wee little clone and tells him to grow a beard* Chicks love beards little CQ! when you get older all the girl will want you! *Chev enters the TARDIS and it dematerializes*
CommanderQ Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 Hee hee hee, I can have the Powah of Beardness:D
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 10, 2008 Author Posted December 10, 2008 *Chev is talking to himself in the TARDIS* The type of beard that CQ got...it's gonna attract lots of men men men men manly men men men! *Beat* I want pie *TARDIS dematerilizes but then it appears before CQ, Chev leans out the door and steals his helmet yet again, Then the TARDIS dematerializes* Bye...muhahahahahahahahahahaha!
CommanderQ Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 GROSS!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!! *Goes back in time and prevents the horribleness of Chev's actions* *comes back* ARGH!! I'm going to get you this time!!! *hefts massive cannon*
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 10, 2008 Author Posted December 10, 2008 *chev pulls out his blaster/Shotgun and vibro-knife* *Starts dancing to white wedding* IT"S A NICE DAY TO STAAAART AGAIN! *charges CQ with his Blaster/Shotgun and a vibro-knife* *CQ charges at him with his cannon* *some weird time thingy locks the two combatants in time until someone interupts or comments or decides to join the fight*
Alkonium Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 *Steals the TF gun from the webcomic El Goonish Shive* Hey CQ! I know how to keep Chev from going back in time and making you grow an ugly beard! *Uses the TF gun to switch CQ's gender, then whacks chev with a crowbar again* Don't worry, you'll change back into a man in about a month. On the bright side, you're pretty good looking as a woman.
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 11, 2008 Author Posted December 11, 2008 *Time thingy comes undone* *Chev sees what Alkonium is about to do with the TF gun* NOOOOOOO!!!!! *Throws himself in front of the blast* AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *The blast hits chev and continues on to hit CQ* *Chev is now a hot chick, with a low sultry voice* Alkonium! this was a private battle! *Sees the new CQ* I don't care what you look like, you said you were gonna kill me so bring it! *Charges him/her with a Blaster/Shotgun and a vibro knife* IT"S A NICE DAY TO STAAAART AGAIN!!!!!! *Opens fire on him/her*
Yar-El Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 Hehehe... Whow! Someone turn CommanderQ back.
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 11, 2008 Author Posted December 11, 2008 *still blasting CQ with his Blaster/Shotgun* It's a nice day for a white wedding!!! Da da da da da daaaa da!
Ultimate Vader Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 This will be one hell of a fight.....
CommanderQ Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 AAAGGGHH!!!!! TURN ME BACK!! TURN ME BACK!! THIS IS HORRIFYING!!! I WILL KILL YOU ALKONIUM!!!!!! BBBLLLLAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 11, 2008 Author Posted December 11, 2008 Wait...So your saying we should kill alkonium first, then we fight each other?
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 11, 2008 Author Posted December 11, 2008 So...we kill alkonium first...then we get changed back?
CommanderQ Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 Ummm....well, I think I need Alkonium alice...to turn me back...now you....you are probably stuck permanently.
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 11, 2008 Author Posted December 11, 2008 Thats what you think! *Chev travels back in time and stops himself from taking the blast for CQ* I'm a guy again!
CommanderQ Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 Nope, not true, you took the blast, and now, I'm still a guy!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! You however, are not:D
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