Chevron 7 locke Posted December 9, 2008 Author Share Posted December 9, 2008 *Chev stops the TARDIS and gets out* Nyam Nyam! *The translation is: Hit me until i can get this horrible song out of my head, I beg of you.* Nyam Nyma! *Translation: Also, please pick up some milk on the way back, we're almost out* Nyam Nyam Ni *Translation:Here. use the sonic crowbar that i've been hitting myself with for the past hour.* *Hands Alkonium the sonic crowbar* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 9, 2008 Author Share Posted December 9, 2008 Nyam Nyan Ni! *Translation: why do you always use crowbars? why not a sonic 2X4?* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 Agh!! STOP THE SINGING!! *hides ears under hands and flees* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 9, 2008 Author Share Posted December 9, 2008 *Chev is on the ground in the fetal postition in agony* Â Nyan Nyan! *Plese hit me with a crowbar so that the song goes away!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 *Finally catches Chev* There you are *Starts whacking him repeatedly with his crowbar, not stopping even after the madness is cured* Great, now I have Chev's blood and brain all over me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 9, 2008 Author Share Posted December 9, 2008 *Chev gets back up* Thanks Alkonium! I'll get right back to paradoxs right after I get back from the hospital! Â 2 days later *Chev runs out of the hospital fully cured whil being pursued by evil gizka yet again* WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?! *Jumps in the TARDIS and the gizka run in after him* *Chev sets the TARDIS to dematerialize without him and it takes the gizka away* hehehehehehe stupid gizka! *Unknown to chev, the gizka have managed to take control of the TARDIS and are even now going back into the past to cause chaos* Â *Chev jumps into a time portal and head back to base* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 9, 2008 Author Share Posted December 9, 2008 *After Chev returns to base he gets really drunk and begins running around the base in a bikini* I Love Random Cabbages!!!! *Drunkenly staggers into a TARDIS and Activates it* *Hic* I'm gonna play with you guys in the past*Hic*! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 10, 2008 Author Share Posted December 10, 2008 *Goes back to when CQ was a wee little clone and tells him to grow a beard* Chicks love beards little CQ! when you get older all the girl will want you! *Chev enters the TARDIS and it dematerializes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Hee hee hee, I can have the Powah of Beardness:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 10, 2008 Author Share Posted December 10, 2008 *Chev is talking to himself in the TARDIS* The type of beard that CQ got...it's gonna attract lots of men men men men manly men men men! *Beat* I want pie *TARDIS dematerilizes but then it appears before CQ, Chev leans out the door and steals his helmet yet again, Then the TARDIS dematerializes* Â Bye...muhahahahahahahahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 GROSS!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!! Â *Goes back in time and prevents the horribleness of Chev's actions* Â *comes back* Â ARGH!! I'm going to get you this time!!! Â *hefts massive cannon* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 10, 2008 Author Share Posted December 10, 2008 *chev pulls out his blaster/Shotgun and vibro-knife* *Starts dancing to white wedding* IT"S A NICE DAY TO STAAAART AGAIN! *charges CQ with his Blaster/Shotgun and a vibro-knife* Â *CQ charges at him with his cannon* Â Â *some weird time thingy locks the two combatants in time until someone interupts or comments or decides to join the fight* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 *Steals the TF gun from the webcomic El Goonish Shive* Hey CQ! I know how to keep Chev from going back in time and making you grow an ugly beard! *Uses the TF gun to switch CQ's gender, then whacks chev with a crowbar again* Don't worry, you'll change back into a man in about a month. On the bright side, you're pretty good looking as a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 11, 2008 Author Share Posted December 11, 2008 *Time thingy comes undone* *Chev sees what Alkonium is about to do with the TF gun* NOOOOOOO!!!!! *Throws himself in front of the blast* AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *The blast hits chev and continues on to hit CQ* *Chev is now a hot chick, with a low sultry voice* Alkonium! this was a private battle! *Sees the new CQ* I don't care what you look like, you said you were gonna kill me so bring it! *Charges him/her with a Blaster/Shotgun and a vibro knife* IT"S A NICE DAY TO STAAAART AGAIN!!!!!! *Opens fire on him/her* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yar-El Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Hehehe... Whow! Someone turn CommanderQ back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 11, 2008 Author Share Posted December 11, 2008 *still blasting CQ with his Blaster/Shotgun* It's a nice day for a white wedding!!! Da da da da da daaaa da! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate Vader Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 This will be one hell of a fight..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 AAAGGGHH!!!!! TURN ME BACK!! TURN ME BACK!! THIS IS HORRIFYING!!! I WILL KILL YOU ALKONIUM!!!!!! BBBLLLLAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 11, 2008 Author Share Posted December 11, 2008 Wait...So your saying we should kill alkonium first, then we fight each other? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 I NEED TO BE TURNED BACK!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 11, 2008 Author Share Posted December 11, 2008 So...we kill alkonium first...then we get changed back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Ummm....well, I think I need Alkonium alice...to turn me back...now you....you are probably stuck permanently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 11, 2008 Author Share Posted December 11, 2008 Thats what you think! *Chev travels back in time and stops himself from taking the blast for CQ* I'm a guy again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Nope, not true, you took the blast, and now, I'm still a guy!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! You however, are not:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 11, 2008 Author Share Posted December 11, 2008 Oh well..At least i'm sexy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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