Dark Sad Shadow Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 There are people that say that titanic is the best movie in the century, other say that is Star Wars, What do you think -The titanic is big, but the Death Star is bigger -The titanic is fast, but the Millenium falcon is CENSORED faster!! -If a kid see titanic he dies of boring -If a kid see Star Wars, he is opening to the knowledge -Yoda easily could used the force to take the titanic out of the water.- -Leia, is a princess, a senator, a fighter for the freedom and Jedi -Rose is stupid, easily nuded and a BI*** -The ewoks do more best parties that some of 1st Class in roof -If the titanic could fly in the Space, Wedge couldnt say "look at the size of that thing" without peeing in his pants. -Its more frightening being chased by a damn mad with balck cape, equipped with a ligth saber and a ship, that a stupid old bag rich, infidel dressed in smoking equipped with a gun. -in Star Wars, the admirals, have big eyes, and they dont lose their ships against a piece of ice, traveling less than 100 kms/hour -We know that Cail is the bad, cause he fool the poor and he is mean with his Girfriend, however Darth Vader is a son of a bi... because he can crush his enemies troath and can explode entire planets if he wants -yea, Leonardo Dicaprio can dance, but... Can he fly a Xwing? move objects with his mind? dont fu... me -Luke cant dance, but he destroyed the Death Star alone -Rose fights agains the frozen waterm Leia against Jabba the hutt -you know that the empire does with the people that they call themselves King of the world? THEY KILL THEM!!! -Han Solo is frozen in carbonite and became a thropy, Leonardo dicaprio only drowned -Everyone knowed that the Titanic was going to drown, but... who tought: " Luke... I am your father? -Han Solo, could passed away the iceberg with the eyes closed, while he was kissing Princess Leia. And with all of this, still some estupid people thinks that titanic is the best MOVIE!!! I mean... DONT CENSORED!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S1DC Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 titanic sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 Originally posted by Dark Sad Shadow There are people that say that titanic is the best movie in the century These people you speak of should be dragged out on the street and beaten several times with a bag of potatos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 And trampled by pink elephants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilleApplePie Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 *dies laughing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LQ. Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Well said DSS. Well said. ^^ Although I must admit I cried my @$$ off at Titanic...but only when they showed that old couple in bed and the mother putting her children to bed. ;_; That was sad. However...^^ I laughed when Leo died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 I have 4 words.. Gold Slave Girl Bikini. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 Originally posted by Rogue15 titanic sucked. Amen DSS, AMEN I had to watch Titanic, cause my sister wanted to. Man it took AGES before it finaly sank. it was so boring. i mean DI jerkio walks up to it and sais: wow! and i directly quote 'the search of the holy grail' Its only a modelI think Titanic is the worst movie EVER!. i mean the worthless movie of Arnold musslenecker 'Commando' was better than the 'Titanic'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S1DC Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 hey! you leave ah-nald alone! He great... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 Originally posted by S1DC hey! you leave ah-nald alone! He great... I agree with you ofcourse... but that movie 'Commando' was a realy bad movie.... and im just saying that 'commando' was a better movie than 'titanic' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle d'Tana Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 STAR WARS RULEZ!!! TITANIC SUCKS!!!! AMEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 Star Wars vs. Titanic has already been done, and there's film to prove it! You all need to go here and download the clip called "Tie-tanic" You won't be disappointed. Funniest film ever! It's pretty big, and the server's a little slow... but trust me, IT'S WORTH IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted February 21, 2002 Author Share Posted February 21, 2002 i already saw it !!!ITS AWESOME!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 LOL!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!! I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED!!! Especially when that guy said bastard and got his head blown off!!! hahahahahhahaahahhahah lol!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 I thought you'd like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 Originally posted by Lizard_Queen HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Well said DSS. Well said. ^^ Although I must admit I cried my @$$ off at Titanic...but only when they showed that old couple in bed and the mother putting her children to bed. ;_; That was sad. However...^^ I laughed when Leo died. I cried so hard during that part as well! It was sooooooooo sad! I didn't laugh when Leo died though 'cause I felt bad for Rose. I kinda liked Titanic but you really can't compare the two movies. Yes, Star Wars is better! But also much different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 Titanic never existed in the first place. It's all made up. And if it sunk, who cares, those people weren't meant to be americans anyways, so good riddance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilleApplePie Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 I personally liked titanic, although I don't think it deserved nearly as much attention as it got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil Doll Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 Titanic is a bad movie lookig it like the things that cna´t be possible, first, rose has 16 in the movie, and she was a very very smart people, she knows about picasso and monet when those artist were too young to be famous, jack was the honest boy and rose´s mother was bad like the other man, it was a "kish" movie, I cryied when i saw the move cause the scene with the old married people, but all the movie was bad in my opinion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilleApplePie Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 First of all, Monet only died 14 years *after* the titanic sank, so it is entirely possible she knew about him. And she could have heard about picasso. His formative work, his blue period, his rose period, his classical period, his Iberian period, his African Period, and some of his Cubism period were all before the sinking of the Titanic in 1912. The things the movie represented were very realistic and the only reason most people hate it so much is because it didn't focus on the sinking of the titanic, it focused on a LOVE story. Granted the movie had WAY too much attention put on it and was played so much everyone got sick of it. But it was still a good movie. Not a cult movie, like Star Wars, but a good movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 that's the only reason it's freaking sad. sux that the guy always dies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-Wing Guy Posted February 22, 2002 Share Posted February 22, 2002 STAR WARS is EXCELLENT! Titanic is NOT EXCELLENT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted February 22, 2002 Share Posted February 22, 2002 Titanic and Pearl Harbor were cheap, they both used love stories to get those teary-eyed emotions flowing...lame lame LAME!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted February 22, 2002 Author Share Posted February 22, 2002 well if you ask me that was a merchandising tactical... imagine, Leonardo DIgay the gay that all the girls love in a movie = more $$$$$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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