Zoom Rabbit Posted March 20, 2002 Posted March 20, 2002 Hey, gang! You guys have all seen the Wizard of Oz, right? Remember the flying monkeys? Probably gave you nightmares as kids, too, huh? I know that I was happy to learn that they were just make believe, and could never come in my window at night to snatch me off for the witch's castle. Well, guess what? They're REAL. Back in the nineteenth century, whalers who made landfall in the Falklands Islands found an evil-tempered species of black bird whose aggressive habits earned them the moniker 'flying monkeys.' Good luck getting to sleep tonight...
Redwing Posted March 20, 2002 Posted March 20, 2002 *jaw drops so far that it hits the ground with a resounding thud* IMLADIL!!!??!!
GUNNER Posted March 20, 2002 Posted March 20, 2002 Just where in the hell have you been young man, we have been worried sick about you. Explain yourself. Sorry for the harsh language.
Zoom Rabbit Posted March 20, 2002 Author Posted March 20, 2002 Did I mention the flying monkeys? They came for me.* Boy, I'll bet I'm in trou-ble with Rosie! She hang out around here these days? *The true story is in Nitro's 'three years' thread. It's long, and I won't bother making everyone read it twice.
edlib Posted March 20, 2002 Posted March 20, 2002 I haven't seen Rosie in a while, now that you mention it. There were all the expected fanfares and celebrations when she returned from her wanderings abroad, but she has been mostly quiet since. Rosie's last sighting How ironic is this?
Cmdr. Cracken Posted March 20, 2002 Posted March 20, 2002 YOU'RE BACK!!! where the hell have you been, d00d!? RS.NET hasn't been the same!
Rogue15 Posted March 20, 2002 Posted March 20, 2002 e.t. scared me more than those flying monkeys....i'm still scared of it. well kinda. http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=34593
Kylilin Posted March 20, 2002 Posted March 20, 2002 Zoom Rabbit...now thats a name I've not heard in a long time, a long time indeed. How have you been? I haven't seen you round these parts since the days of Radio Free Saturn, if you can remember that... welcome back, here's a pink elephant doing the pee-pee dance for ya:
Zoom Rabbit Posted March 20, 2002 Author Posted March 20, 2002 *(Thinks to himself: 'It's about time Kylilin discovered the insanity of XWA...')* Aaaaaaaah, yes! Remember Pink Monkey, and the Star Wars hip-hop jams? Nitrous did RFS a bit here, but it never grew to be the insane monster of the original JK thread. *!* *(Cuban tourists overwhelm the forum and swamp Kylilin and Zoom for autographs.)*
BasiliskJC Posted March 20, 2002 Posted March 20, 2002 My hobby is beeding flying monkeys. One day they shall defeat the world's armies and I shall rule the world.
Zoom Rabbit Posted March 20, 2002 Author Posted March 20, 2002 Are you 'bLeeding' or 'bReeding' those crtitters? Either is equally disturbing... I checked the 'Rosie's last sighting.' I didn't realize I was being hunted (although rabbits should always expect this.) I tried to get on Christmas, while I was at my mom's house, but the new board wouldn't let me post. Also, there is only ONE internet cafe in Medford, and I haven't been there, yet. This town needs an enema. --But certainly NOT flying monkeys! I just wanted to be clear about that.
edlib Posted March 21, 2002 Posted March 21, 2002 I think he meant "beading" the monkeys. There's a lot of money in that y'know... crafting jewelery out of living creatures. Huge, untapped market.
Cmdr. Cracken Posted March 21, 2002 Posted March 21, 2002 He used to have like 1.somethingK. I have surpassed him! MUAHAHHAHAHAHHA*cough, hack, blech* excuse me.... haven';t had to evil laugh in awhile. outta practice.
Nute Gunray Posted March 21, 2002 Posted March 21, 2002 I regret to inform you that flying monkeys are the result of a 12th grade english project I was involved in.
Zoom Rabbit Posted March 21, 2002 Author Posted March 21, 2002 *(Beams the droid commander into the sun's corona, just for old times' sake.)* Beware the 'apparent' size of my post count. The real count has been classified by the Dept. of Homeland Security as yellow, and unviewable by any audience which has not passed a security check. Where are the doughnuts?
Nitro Posted March 21, 2002 Posted March 21, 2002 Up my ass... And if you're looking for badgers... *cough*JR*cough*
Commander 598 Posted March 21, 2002 Posted March 21, 2002 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The forums been basically boring for awhile. I think since you've been gone. Things are changing back... *Evil Laugh*
Zoom Rabbit Posted March 22, 2002 Author Posted March 22, 2002 Insanity is irrelevant. You will be ass-mutilated. *(Runs away)*
Rogue Nine Posted March 23, 2002 Posted March 23, 2002 Ah, it's nice to have everything back to normal again.
Darth Sceltor Posted March 28, 2002 Posted March 28, 2002 Zoom's return has brought me out of my lurkingness... I feel like a newbie all over again. Or not. Nahh, I don't.
Zoom Rabbit Posted March 28, 2002 Author Posted March 28, 2002 Lurking, eh dish-dog? Another primate exposed!
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