Havoc Stryphe Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 Originally posted by Boba Rhett Oh my gosh. That was perfect, Havoc! I thought so! I think i adds well to that scene in Episode 4: A New Hope when Vader says: "I feel something, the presence I've not felt since..." Of course he cuts off, it brings back horrible memories! "Can you feel me now? Good!" "Can you feel me now? Good!" "Can you feel me now? Good!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 *to:* "Most disturbing, your lack of faith is!" *to:* Obi: "Hey Anakin, don't look, but...is that creepy Parasaurolophus guy checking me out again?" Obi: Why do the lousy padawans always get the cool outfits? Obi: His braid's on the wrong side again! - After discovering that getting a haircut that vaguely resembled Darth Vader's helmet wasn't enough to earn him the role of Anakin Skywalker in Episode II, Ewan began constantly darting evil looks at an unsuspecting Hayden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 To the Yoda one: Hmm? What happened to my other two fingers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Yoda one: Mmmmm, get a manicure I must. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 We need a new pic, I don't have one, please somebody new pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenthunter Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Ok, I will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenthunter Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Okay, here we go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithcloak Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 "I'm under arrest?" Sithcloak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 "Come on, man! You know that Jawa was asking for it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Security: Guess who!....What! This ISN'T Yoda?...ooops.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Security Guard: Is that a bird up there? Whoops, sorry buddy I really didn't mean it. I didn't know where my hands were going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Unless you show me some ID, I'm going to have to hold you on account of being too short for a stormtrooper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young David Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 In case mindtricks don't work ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 "Do you know how fast your speeder bike was going?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natopo Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 "Where's my blaster rifle?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 Stormtrooper says Airport Security Went Too Far A storm trooper is complaining that airport security went to far when he tried to board a plane on the East Coast. • War Hero Blocked from Boarding Tie Fighter Padme says as she was passing through a checkpoint at Corrosaunt Airport last month, screeners told her they detected traces of TNT in hier droid. "I said to myself, 'They can't possibly mean dynamite.' And I asked him what did he mean by TNT," Padme said. "He said dynamite." Padme said she told the screeners that she thought the chemicals detected might actually be Anakin's light saber she packed with her. She says she offered to leave her belongings behind, but the airport refused to let her fly. Instead, Padme took an Amtrak train home at a cost of $1200. Transportation officials will not comment on the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young David Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 new one: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenthunter Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 "I may be short, but I'm not THAT short!" "You think just because Han got frozen in carbonite...?" "We represent the Ugnaught Guild, the Ugnaught Guild,.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 "What do you mean 'arent I a little tall for an ugnaught'?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 "This is your last warning ya little pervs! Quit trying to look up my dress!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 "I'm telling you for the last time: I don't want to buy that stupid looking vaccuum cleaner your selling." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord JayVizIon Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Leia: "For the very freakin' last time, no! you may not escort me to the prom!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord JayVizIon Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Originally posted by silenthunter Okay, here we go Stormie: "You wanna bet who the better trooper is?" Officer: "Who the man, who the man now!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Originally posted by Young David Leia didn't know what she was getting herself into this time, Ugnaughts are famous for winning Staring matches. I don't think this is what they meant when the UN outlawed Clones! EDIT: 700 posts, Woohoo!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted July 11, 2002 Share Posted July 11, 2002 Thread revival: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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