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well, to try to aswer that question I will have to announce that mexican and spanish people are invading Star wars, in SWE2 the woman who tried to kill amidala is mexican, they announce that, so, now it have been discovered that the battle droids talk in spanish cause the original creator of them had a mexican mother and a spanish father(very strange), to try to remember his parents, the creator put a special voice of his father to say "affirmative" with a :"Ya stas" ( an abreviation of " Ya estas"("you`re on" or in the expresion, "ok we will do that")and to say the name of a person they use the expresion "Aquel wey"(don`t ask, it was a DSS idea :p), so maybe that`s the reason all the people can`t understand what the battle droids want to say.

 

The only case it is weird it was a small group of battle droids that have a R2 unit head( they think in a c-3po head but they don`t like the idea), this special droids where destroyed cause the only thing thay said was impossible to understand and some of the troopers think they were saying rude words to them, so, they destroyed them to not feel offended.

 

 

mmmm to the second one, mmm, let me try to find it again in a rpg and i will try to answer ok ? :p

 

 

mmmm, Deac is Syrnl cousin, (am i right?) that`s the only thing they said, Orthos talks about him but never said something about Deac`s brother, so i think you need to sleep more and help us to answer that question ok??? please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

 

or maybe the answer is No one, the rpg owner of deac( DEAC :p) never talk about Deac starkiller`s brother, sao we supposed that he has no brothers:confused:

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Yeaära (Kyle d'Tana)

Peter, Peter (Wraith 8)

Um... That does not compute. You're under arrest! (Wacky_Baccy)

*Gulp* Ouch time (NeoDios)

Ya stas, Aquel wey (Devil Doll)

oompa-loompa (AB_Legion)

 

Bonus

 

The bonus goes to two people: Wraith 8 and Devil Doll for most 'informative' and funny answers

 

RPG Bonus Question

 

The answer is Syrnl Darkstar and the bonus (2 points) goes to Wraith 8 for saying the answer first (even if he wasn't sure) and the secondary bonus (1 point) goes to NeoDios and to Devil Doll for effort :D (sorry Waccy :D)

 

The RPG this question was taken from: The Cantina 4 in the XWA Role Playing Forum as well as references in RPGs at RSRP

 

The points go to:

 

1st: Kyle d'Tana 6 points

2nd: Wraith 8 6 points

3rd: Wacky_Baccy 4 points

4th: NeoDios 3 points

5th: Devil Doll 3 points

6th: AB_Legion 1 point

 

Points overall

 

1st: Tyrion 29 points

1st: Lynk Former 29 points

2nd: Wacky_Baccy 26 points

3rd: Wraith 8 16 points

4th: Cmdr. Cracken 14 points

5th: Darth_Rommel 10 points

6th: AB_Legion 9 points

7th: Kyle d'Tana 7 points

8th: NeoDios 7 points

9th: Devil Doll 5 points

 

8th Question:

 

Name the three people who fought Count Dooku in Attack of the Clones and why?

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Q8 -

 

His mother, his father, and his.. sister...

 

 

It all began one day with Dooku refusing to do his chores, claiming that it was his sister's turn today (which of course, with Dooku being a badass Sith, was an out-and-out lie) - his parents told him it was his turn, and said he'd be grounded for a month if he didn't do them... Needless to say, he continued to refuse...

 

Most of what ensued is best left to legend, but the outcome was a poignant example of how a simple family disagreement can get completely out of control... It rapidly progressed to drawn lightsabers, and finally to severed limbs...

 

 

There was one good aspect to it, however - there's nothing like a good ol' family row to get the circulation going in those old folks :D

 

 

-- Edit: Tweaked --

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Well firstly... The Supreme Evil Taco had a rather long grudge against Count Dukoo reason being one time many years ago Count Dookoo called the Supreme Evil Taco "one helluva tasty meal"... SO basically the Attacks of Clones was just the icing on the cake, the straw that broke the camels back, the final blow, all it took was some extra influence of some jedi people and there he was ready to take on Mr. Badass Dookoo himself.

 

Seeeeeeeecondlyyyyy......... :biggs: <--- this guy. Yep, you heard me right. Biggs. He might have not seemed a very important character in The Clone Attackage but willingly he came with Anakin and Padme (you don't see him because he's hiding in the glove compartment listening to everything) he too had some differences with Jango Fett and thusly he wanted to kill Count Dooky.

 

Thiiiirdly, my uncle - yeah!! My uncle was there in the Attacking Clones can you believe it?! So well... he HAD to kill count dewku because he just couldn't stand the way he dressed. 'I mean CMON! Look at the guy!' he said 'all dressed up like some pompus idiot and acting all high and mighty'... see my uncle doesn't like people like him and getting a blaster was the easiest thing he ever done.. and the rest is history. So he had a pretty basic reason but it was a reason nonetheless.

 

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No, see, Dooku is actually one of the Ten Most Wanted Men of teh FBI. that's RIGHT! He's a wanted fugitive. what for? ever hear of a Docter Hannabal Lecter... same thing. yeah, so he's one badd ass mofo.

 

So, first we have Clarice Starling, since she's one of the BEST people to take down an intelligent psycotic cannible. right off the bat, boom, knocked out. dissapointing.

 

Then we have..... Attorney general Ashcroft. He held his own for a bit, just enough so Clarice could get back into it. But alas, poor Clarice.... no mroe arm for her. a pity.

 

Then in came the BIG KAHUNA... yup, the President himself. George W. Bush. oh, man, it was a sight to be hold. the... um..... things.. and the... um..... yeah, anyway, they fought, and Bush had Dooku on the ropes, but Dooku pulled a cheesy and go tout of dying. damn good and caring about your Attorny General and the hottest FBI agent ever.

 

and that's it.

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hmmmm the 3 guys who were fighting Dooku? Ah, yeah I know that one. It all started when me and Wraith were down in da hood, ya know just hangin around, checkin out the legs of some very lovely ladies when this punk Dooku starts givin us some s***... he kept saying s*** like "hey u f****in punk, what the f*** are you doin outside my f***in building." well yeah, me and Wraith looked at each other then grabbed our oozies and started shootin, ya know. We hate old bastards like him tellin us what to do. So you know the old mother's gone back into his house and gets out a freakin sub, starts shootin at us, we get hit. hurts like hell, still.. damn >.< ...so I called a friend of mine, ppl call him Mr. Weasel... yeah, tough mother that one is. Came in a wasted Dooku, woulda killed him if Dooku hadn'ta run off. Next thing ya know we look up and these bastards had caught the whole thing on tape, guy said his name was...er Lucas or somethin, yeah he left, didn't even help us or nuthin... and ta think, all this happened cause me and the wraith-man where hangin round the front of this guys building...

 

 

*shrugs* :D I dunno... go away i'm tired... *closes his cell door*

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El Corto, Naw Ibo, and Reklawyks Nikana (Darth Rommel)

His mother, his father, and his sister (Wacky_Baccy)

Ima killu, Ugona diebad, and Ua deadman (NeoDios)

The Supreme Evil Taco, Biggs, and my uncle (AB_Legion)

Clarice Starling, Attorney general Ashcroft, and George W. Bush (Cmdr. Cracken)

Lynk Former, Wraith 8, and Mr. Weasel (Lynk Former)

 

Bonus

 

The bonus goes to four people: Wacky_Baccy, AB_Legion, Cmdr. Cracken, and Lynk Former) for the most informative answers ;)

 

RPG Bonus Question

 

None this time around

 

The points go to:

 

1st: Darth_Rommel 6 points

2nd: Wacky_Baccy 6 points

3rd: NeoDios 4 points

4th: AB_Legion 4 points

5th: Cmdr. Cracken 3 points

6th: Lynk Former 2 points

 

Points overall

 

1st: Wacky_Baccy 32 points

2nd: Lynk Former 31 points

3rd: Tyrion 29 points

4th: Cmdr. Cracken 17 points

5th: Darth_Rommel 16 points

5th: Wraith 8 16 points

6th: AB_Legion 13 points

7th: NeoDios 11 points

8th: Kyle d'Tana 7 points

9th: Devil Doll 5 points

 

9th Question:

 

On what planet did the Battle of Hoth take place?

 

RPG Bonus Question

 

Name a major assassin guild that existed before the Battle of Endor. (This isn't a terribly hard one :rolleyes: )

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The battle of hoth... actually never happend. It's all rebel propoganda to futhur thier cause of galactic domination.

 

No, seriously. Shoot up to Holo net that the EMpire painfully and unmerfifully destroyed a small insignifigant outpost in the middle of BUMSVILLE, and half the galaxy will aid you because that's "so sad". It shows the evil of the Empire, and making the Rebels more powerful. oh yeah, propoganda. it never happend.

 

as for the RPG question:

Karathi methinks.

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No!, the real answer is that the battle of hoth toke place in an asteroid, it was a new asteroid bigger enough to have some rebels and some imperials, like 3 o4 of each side, it was too little but the rebels say it was a very big battle cause at the beginning they were losing all they had, so, they started to fight with words and running in the asteroid, then the battle startes to be like the "original version" with all the things the people said.

 

It was origina started cause a rebel said " Imperial sucks!!!" and all the people heard him, so, they start to fight, but the battle only take 10 minutes of each band, they start to feel tired and toke a rest, and someone tokea pic of them and say all they were dead, and a lot of bad things started to happen and the rebels said they won and the people thing they were more powerful and say that the imperials were to evil and the propoganda start to appear(just like cracken said :D:p).

 

They use the bad information to "explain" what happened in that battle, and all the people believe them cause they were the rebels and they don´t like the emperor, and all the people start saying more thing and more things and adding more wrong information about that battle, that´s the reason and the origin of the "original battle" that most of you know.

 

and the second one, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i dunno :p

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