Wraith 8 Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 I was just browsing the old threads from a couple of years ago (on a mission to find out more about R.A.V.E.N.) and i found this thread with this guys called Corran Horn..... and i for one know that this name was in use by: LYNK FORMER! You hated The Phantom Menace? http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=26383 heheheheheh -Wraith 8- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle d'Tana Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 He really must hated TPM, but why???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Can I join the quest to find Phoenix A.K.A. Raven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted July 5, 2002 Author Share Posted July 5, 2002 Yeah sure.. but like i said in your thread.. PM-ing him wont work.... we have to find an E-mail adres of him.. and we dont know where to look..... hmmm maybe we can find something on google about him hmmmm *goes and looks* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle d'Tana Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 May I help search too? I have no work in my office and I want the first time help you wraithy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_Taco Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 TPM was dissapointing. AotC is better. LESS JAR-JAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 I loved TPM. I loved AotC too. I don't care what anyone else says. Hahahahahahaha at Lynk I'm back... finally. Been chatting too long and haven't really paid attention. But I made the time and got off my ass to write. Listen, I don't mind the Phantom Menace, like it in't the crapiest movie evert to hit the big screen. It's just JAR JAR F***ing BINKS he really pisses me off! Rotflmao :D Hey I get to see AotC tomorrow...again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LQ. Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 Originally posted by Redwing I loved TPM. I loved AotC too. I don't care what anyone else says. Hahahahahahaha at Lynk Rotflmao :D Hey I get to see AotC tomorrow...again Am i the only person in the world who actualy liked Jar Jar? *sees everyone pull out their sabers, blasters and various other painful looking objects* Guess so. *runs and hides in te safety of lurkers mist* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 TPM was okay... not the best flick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 *walks in and every1 becomes quiet* ¬_¬ Hmmm... yeah I admit it, i hated TPM... a hated it a lot. But i didn't completely hate it, I just hated Jar Jar, yeah he was a little bastards that needed to be smited. I'd have done it myself but it was too late, the movie had already been made. The only real highlight of TPM i liked was the lightsaber battle at the end... overall, TPM sucked... but AOTC rocked, i liked it, the only thing I don't like about AOTC is the title, but since the movie was great I'll forgive em... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle d'Tana Posted July 5, 2002 Share Posted July 5, 2002 I loved TPM. I loved AotC too. I don't care what anyone else says. Thats good. Never let any1 manipulate your own personally opinion!!`! :o :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 i'm sorry but i'm gonna have to kill u now... no wait... we'll let Mr. Weasel do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 TPM was good, except for the fact that they made Jar Jar a complete moron. If he had had a few more brains, the rest would've been fine. Personally I hated AOTC. AOTC had good fight scenes, but the rest was bull, let's reiterare the same thing over and over again. Anakin: I love you. Amidala: I love you. Both: But it cannot be. Every 15 minutes later the same thing would follow. I'm sorry, but that just totally ripped the movie apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted July 9, 2002 Share Posted July 9, 2002 I'm sorry, but I think you're wrong. Explain how it ripped the movie apart, because somehow I don't see logic here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 it kept repeating that they loved each other but they both knew that they couldnt be together and it was right anakan: jedi apprentice Amidala: senitor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 Originally posted by SuicidalXWing TPM was good, except for the fact that they made Jar Jar a complete moron. If he had had a few more brains, the rest would've been fine. Personally I hated AOTC. AOTC had good fight scenes, but the rest was bull, let's reiterare the same thing over and over again. Anakin: I love you. Amidala: I love you. Both: But it cannot be. Every 15 minutes later the same thing would follow. I'm sorry, but that just totally ripped the movie apart. Hmmmmmmm *shakes his head* it sounds like you didn't enjoy any of the movie if u sat down and ANALYSED THE BAD PARTS!! It's pretty funny actually since there were hardly any bad parts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 STAR WARS: THE PHANTOM MENACE: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT FADE IN: INT. SPACESHIP LIAM NEESON It is vitally important we enter trade negotiations with the federation. EWAN MCGREGOR I agree. This one planet and how it trades with other planets is certainly an important enough topic to be the entire plot of a Star Wars film. INT. SPACESHIP - MAIN DECK EVIL ALIEN Werr. What wirr we do now? My evil, obviousry Asian race must prevair. I wirr not face de Jedi. Send de droid. INT. SPACESHIP - BACK TO THE JEDI A droid enters. LIAM NEESON I sense a disturbance in the force. EWAN MCGREGOR Well, shit. Suddenly, numerous pieces of CGI enter and begin attacking the Jedi. The Jedi use the high concentration of midichlorians in their bodies to use the force to destroy the CGI. They run outside. EXT. NABOO They run until they smack into some more CGI. JAR JAR Who might you be? LIAM NEESON (staring in the general direction of Jar Jar, but not really staring at him) I am a Jedi. There are bad things coming. Take me to your homeland. JAR JAR I see. That is quite interesting. I will guide you to the land from which I have come. Suddenly, GEORGE LUCAS realizes the Jar Jar toys aren't selling well enough. JAR JAR (contUd) Oh! Meesa sorry! Meesa ment to saysa: Weesa can go back to Jamaica mon, okeyday? EWAN MCGREGOR (staring at something right above Jar Jar) Good. Do you have a hotel room for me and Liam? We have..uh..Jedi business to attend to. JAR JAR Weesa can smokesa some ganja, mon. AUDIENCE Die. Die, Jar Jar. Nobody likes you. INT. SPACESHIP - MAIN DECK The queen appears over some kind of thing which appears to be better in technology than the kinds of things in the original trilogy. NATALIE PORTMAN I am the queen. You've gone too far this time. I will tell the senate and you will be in a lot of trouble. EVIL ALIEN I'm so sorry, Amidala. NATALIE PORTMAN No, no, I'm Padme now. EVIL ALIEN I thought when in the makeup, you were the queen. NATALIE PORTMAN No, I'm whoever is playing the queen at the time. The voice changes don't help you figure this out. EVIL ALIEN Stop trying to confoose me! Droids, capture the queen.. or Padme.. er.. just capture everyone! LIAM and EWAN and, ****, JAR JAR too take NATALIE PORTMAN and other members of her staff onto a ship and they escape. They go to Tatooine. INT. TATOOINE - SOME SHOP WHERE JAKE LLOYD IS HELD SLAVE JAKE LLOYD Hi there! Golly I'm cute. NATALIE PORTMAN You certainly are, little boy. JAKE LLOYD I'm the only one disturbed by the fact that I'm gonna bone you in episode two? LIAM NEESON Jake, I need you to have a pod race so I can get the parts I need and free you. JAKE'S MOM No, I won't allow him to pod race. He'll get hurt. (pause) Ok, I will. Nevermind. Good luck. They pod race. It looks really COOL. GEORGE LUCAS (attempting subtlety) Oh! Look! There's a video game of this scene... uh.. buy it! Hey, I had to sacrifice a part of my grand vision for these movies to include a part that could be turned into a game, so buy it or I'll do it even more in episode 2. JAKE wins! He has to leave his mother, which will become very important in the next movie. He also has to leave his protocol droid, THREEPIO. AUDIENCE He built C-3PO? Why wasn't this ever mentioned in the original trilogy? GEORGE LUCAS Because I just made it up. Speaking of stuff I'm just making up, how do you like the midichlorian bull**** I pulled out of my ass? They all get into their ship and go to Coruscant. INT. CORUSCANT - JEDI COUNCIL LIAM NEESON I want to train this boy. YODA Nope. Sorry. Too old the boy is. Clouded his future seems. Vague my worries are. LIAM NEESON Well, he is the chosen one. He will bring balance to the force. I'm training him. SAMUEL L. JACKSON Yoda told you no, mutha****a. What the **** is wrong with you, bitchass? I'll ****in' kill you! I'm gonna be a ****in bad ass in the next two ****in movies, you know. My toy has a ****in lightsaber. LIAM NEESON I'm going to go over your head and train him myself, then. So there. He exits. INT. GALACTIC SENATE MEETING IAN MCDIARMID Damn I'm evil. Suddenly, we see E.T! This does not make the film HYPER- CUTESEY like Return of the Jedi, but CLEVER. EXT. NABOO NATALIE PORTMAN I am either the queen or Padme now. Regardless, your cheesy-looking race of annoying, unrealistic characters need to ally with our badly acting race of creatures so we can capture this one guy. BOSS NASS One guy? The climax of this film revolves entirely around us capturing one, pretty insignificant guy? Doesn't that make this whole thing kinda pointless? NATALIE PORTMAN No more pointless than the fact that this entire film revolves around taxes on trade and the cutting off of one, pathetic little planet half-filled with annoying creatures. They go after the bad guy or whatever. Who cares? Finally DARTH MAUL shows up for a prolonged fight sequence. Darth wears black boots, a black cloak, a black shirt, has a red lightsaber, wears red and black face paint, and has horns. He is EVIL. Meanwhile, the Naboo people go after this one insignificant guy and we really don't care. Meanwhile, the Gungans go against a bunch of droids and we really don't care except we want the Gungans to die. Meanwhile, Anakin takes off into space to join the space- battle, which is mostly over by the time he arrives. We care a little bit. INT. SOME KIND OF THINGY WITH SOME RED FORCE FIELDS MAUL, LIAM, and EWAN all have a huge lightsaber battle which has had a lot of effort put into the choreography and is thousands of times better than any other lightsaber battle in a Star Wars film. AUDIENCE Whoa! This is really cool! Suddenly, we go back to one of the other three stupid battles going on at the time. Eventually, we return to the good one. DARTH MAUL (menacing as hell) Grrr. Eventually, MAUL stabs LIAM, which is very surprising, especially to those of us who bought the film score which has a song whose title gives away the ending. He then kicks EWAN into a shaft. EWAN grabs onto something on the side and holds on for dear life. EWAN MCGREGOR Well, you certainly are an experienced fighter and there is little question you could kick pretty much anyone's ass. DARTH MAUL (contUd) Muahahahaha. Slowly, EWAN uses the force to grab LIAM'S lightsaber, jump up out of the shaft, over MAUL, press the button on the saber, and slice MAUL in half while MAUL stands there like an idiot and does nothing at all. He dies. EXT. SPACE JAKE LLOYD Whoaaaaa! I'm in space! Now this is pod racing! Yipee! Uh oh! Man, I'm so cute. JAKE goes into a hangar, where the main reactor for the ship is kept. He accidentally blows it to ****. JAKE LLOYD (contUd) Uh oh! I better leave! Let's leave Artoo! They exit quickly. The ship explodes, which stops all the droids and just makes everything great, because it's always enjoyable when a serious conflict is resolved with a slapstick accident. EXT. THE STREETS OF NABOO The Gungans are dancing and such, still alive. A huge party ensues. AUDIENCE Wow! Watching this party and all this celebration has convinced me that the tiny, pathetic problem that has been taken care of is actually really significant! Hooray! Suddenly, the AUDIENCE realizes that behind all the mindless celebration and kiddie cartoon bull****, what actually happened was the future-emperor has actually manipulated everything, come into great power, and that one tiny problem has actually been resolved, but thousands more have been created. GEORGE LUCAS Three years, suckers. I'd make them come out sooner, but I work very hard on my films, as I am an independent filmmaker due to my disgust with Hollywood's commercialism. Now go buy some Star Wars toys! 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Kyle d'Tana Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 hehehehe, not a bad little bed story... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 lmao, that's hilarious! ...And so, so true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle d'Tana Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 hahahaha, it makes me laugh again. And that is not a very often thing for me.... I've printed it.... and I'm gonna show it to my mother.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted July 10, 2002 Author Share Posted July 10, 2002 well i agree with some parts of this.. not all... but it sounds just like this guy in my class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle d'Tana Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 Which one?? DO you have one like reddy??? I have only one who looks like yoda! I mean he has ears like yoda.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 that was great Red... was that the longest cut n paste u've ever done in here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted July 10, 2002 Author Share Posted July 10, 2002 lol.. no the text red posted... this guy from my class talks in just the same way... he hates EVERYTHING except for rock and roll, jazz, Macintosh and linux..... eberything else sucks.. according to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 10, 2002 Share Posted July 10, 2002 ahaha, yeah I know someone like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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