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Its not really too much. Its all just that I use all the time or have to have for various reasons. Oh, and about the girl, the naked pics are just for me, so I dont keep them in the wallet. :amidala:

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Only my wallet, which includes: two whole dollars, a Swiss Card, a paper football, house key, Visa, library card, Blockbuster card, school ID card, a phone card with no minutes on it, and lint. :D

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Got a comb, my checkbook, wallet. In myy wallet is practically no cash otherthan bits of loose change because I generally always use my debit card wherever I go, a couple pics of my ex-g/f I haven't bothered yet removing even though it's been like a year, my season pass to six flags magic mountain, social security card, my ticket stubs for both Star Wars Episode 1 and 2, and a a bunch of other crap because I rarely clean this thing out.

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Originally posted by Tyrion

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What do you think I have in my pockets?

 

Hmmm...

I think you have a Exclusive Spam Issue Spam Can Opener, and uhhhh a Imperial Spam Issue Spam plate, Oh and we cant forget the Imperial Spam Issue Portable Spam Frying Pan and the Spam Issue Fork and Knife.

 

And of course the most important thing.... A nice fat juicy slimy can of spam.

 

The spam is calling me

 

Its becoming unbearable.

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Originally posted by s0ulblihtr

 

Hmmm...

I think you have a Exclusive Spam Issue Spam Can Opener, and uhhhh a Imperial Spam Issue Spam plate, Oh and we cant forget the Imperial Spam Issue Portable Spam Frying Pan and the Spam Issue Fork and Knife.

 

And of course the most important thing.... A nice fat juicy slimy can of spam.

 

The spam is calling me

 

Its becoming unbearable.

 

You forgot one.

 

Mini-issue of playspam

 

:D

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Jeez, why do so many people have so much stuff in their wallets/pockets? I'm embarassed. I have absolutely nothing. But then again, I make a point of wearing pajamas/robes whenever I'm at home. Makes me feel sexier. Also, I feel like a Dark Lord of the Sith.

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I have a pack of Dentyne Ice (cinnamint flavor) with my set of keys in my left pocket.

 

in my back right pocket i have my wallets (which is made of manly leather :p) which containts:

-interract card

-driver's liscence

-health card

-bus tickets

-phone card i found in a public phone with 8$ left on it

-car insurance papers

-35$ in bills and

-4.60$ in change

-a piece of paper with phone numbers of many friends and girls i meet.

-pictures of my girlfriend

-Rogers Video card

 

and thats it.

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i don't wear pants. However, i do use the pockests for storage.

 

In the nearest pair to me i have toenails, bloody stips of cloth, a severed finger, and a dull blood stained knife.

 

why r u lloking at me like that?

No, don't run away from me!

y do people run from me?:(

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25 cents, a gum wrapper, 3 pieces of Juicy Fruit Gum, cotton swab, a dirty cotton swab with ear wax - I can explain! :o And a pic of my grandma and my dog Kiesha.:)

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A Gundark!

 

Sorry, that was an inside joke and not very funny. Darth Groovy Enterprises Apologizes for the rather poor quality of that last post. And now a post by a man with three buttocks!

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