DashRendar Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 Originally posted by krkode i DID say everybody.... Wow that was real smart Kode.... OK I'm just gonna do this since I'd actually like to keep this thread going. Dash's emergency signal is activated by a vitals (pulse, blood pressure, all that good stuff) monitor. An army of medics rush in and revive everyone in the room....unfortunately Krkode isn't in the room so he ain't revived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 Good Gravy Chuckles! Where are you! Artoo runs around frantically calling out for Chuckles dodging the mayhem that is ensuing across the room. Stupid time rifts! You confuse everything! Suddenly he bumps into Rhett who's just finished pounding J-Duo into the floor. "I don't think that he's going to answer you," said Rhett. "I know he's mad," replied Artoo, "But I thougt I apologized before that rift opened." Rhett seeing how much Artoo was stressed out decides to put him out of his misery and knocks him unconscious with a stool. Then he drags him into the now un-destoyed janitor closet and locks him in there so he won't be hurt, that is until he can get out. Artoo is down for 4 posts + however long it takes for someone to get the janitor's closet door open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 Dash stands in a corner of the room and looks at the floor in disgust. He walks over to the cabinet and Artoo falls out, but Dash doesn't notice. He just grabs a mop and bucket and closes the door on Artoo's head again. Artoo is out for another 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 "Haha! Not so fast there, Dash!" Tie grabs a mop from the closet and closes the door again. Artoo is out for an additional 1 post. A vicious mop batle insues and in the end, Tie knocks Dash's saber aside and then brings a finsihing blow down on Dash's wrist. But since it was only a mop it just breaks Dash's wrist. Dash is out for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 Tie! Look what you've done! You've opened the door! I can't believe you opened the door! *screamed Rhett as he grabbed the bucket away from Dashs' limp hands and slammed it over Ties head* I can't believe what you've done! Can you believe what you've done? *screamed Rhett again as he grabbed the mop from Dashs' hand and started banging it on the bucket* Please... make the ringing stop...... *stuttered Tie as he faded in and out of conciousness* *while Rhett was busy banging... err.... ringing the daylight out of Tie, Artoo had made it back to his feet and was now creeping up on Rhett* I'm so sorry Chuckles but I have to do this! *Artoo whinced as he raised Chuckles high above his head and brought him down on the back of Rhett's neck, delivering a crushing blow* Ow! That stung, Artoo! ...uh oh... *Artoo is forcefuly thrown back into the cabinet and Rhett goes back to banging on the bucket on Ties head* Artoo out for 2 posts, Chuckles out for 5, Tie out for as long as Rhett is banging on the bucket and then two more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 Chuckles! i will avenge you! rhett! you and your hard head will pay!! *jatt whips his handy dandy jack hammer out of his back pocket and starts 'er up on rhett's head. it does no visual damage to rhett's cranium, but it does stop rhett's pummling of tie guy, who slumps to the floor muttering something like "where's the pickles?" before passing out. rhett turns and grabs jatt and throws him into the closet, where he lands ontop of artoo, who cushins his fall. he then locks them both in, then goes and grabs some beer. it turns out the jack hammer gave him a slight headache, but that's nothing a pint or 2 won't fix.* Tie Guy is out for 2 posts, rhett for 1 while he finishes his beer, Artoo for 1 more, + until he and Jatt get out of the closet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 *Wraithy slowly crawls out of under a pile of stuff and looks around and sees redwing down at the door* Wow... he didnt see that one coming *Wraithy sees his nerf gun in front of him and quickly stands up and starts firing.* *He blasts a hole in closet door and hits Jatt and Artoo full in the head* Jatt and Artoo are out for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 Dash gets off the floor with a start."Hey no fair I may be a jack of all trades but I'm best with a RANGED weapon!" Dash pulls out his trusty nerf dart shooter, and in his other hand *dun dun dun* is a POTATO GUN! Dash spins around, loads the Potato Gun and then Fires a nerf dart and a potato wedge at Tie Guy. They just hit the bucket and fall to the floor. "Dang shoulda seen that one coming..." Sneaks up on Rhett and grabs his mop and another bucket. "HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY MOP AND BUCKET!?" Dash says with a roar which multiplies Rhett's hangover 4 fold. Then Dash stabs Rhett in the back with his broom and whacks him over the head with his bucket. "Hey you dented it!" Rhett is out for 5 posts (3 of which because of the hangover) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 :::out of the womens bathroom comes STTCT:::: "What have I missed....and what are you guys doing to that doll?? WAIT I don't want to know" :::surveys damage::: Rhett has a broom sticking out of his back.... Dash is doing some sort of ritualistic dance with a bucket.... Tie Guy has a nerf dart and a pieces of potatoe stuck in his hair... Wraith is at the bar drinking a shot of tequila... The closet seems to be making noises... There is a doll...named chuckles serving drinks at the bar Dash is making a make-shift splint for his wrists out of a nerf gun Darth Fergie is at the bar talking to chuckles about something called a gorrilla fart.. idiot and krode have crazy dog pinned down yelling something at him like "DON"T U EVER KILL A THREAD LIKE THAT AGAIN" Homer and the rest of the gang are no where to be found.... maybe they are under the F16 rubble? and what is that popcicle doing melting over there...it kinda looks like eets... ::::mumbles something like ....men::: Grabs barstool and throws it at crazy dog....it misses slams into the closet door and out falls jett and aartoo. Lets get ready to rumble NOBODY IS DOWN ANY POSTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 Suddenly some rubble stirs in the corner of the room, and very battered and bloody Havoc pulls himself out of the wreckage. It's obvious Havoc is very aggravated and before any one realizes what's going on Havoc starts taking his frustration out on the nearest available target: The still half frozen Eets-cicle. Havoc seems to have lost his grip on reality as he jumps up and down repeatedly on Eets screaming something about cancelling Alf and not being allowed a pet hamster. Eets and Havoc are down until someone pulls Havoc off Eets or brings Havoc back to reality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenthunter Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 Silenthunter is thankful for his abillity to blend in with his surroundings. He crawls out of the cupboard he was hiding in and check his pvc barreled Nerf SuperMAXX 1500. Ah yes, 2 darts left. He quickly pums it up and takes a shot a Havoc, who looks like he needs a good dose of reality. THWACK! Havoc keels over, cluching his now bleeding nose. Of course, no one notices this becuase they are all getting a drink at the bar. Silenthunter mumbles something like "I hate wompas" and "drinking's bad for you anyways" before he uses his last dart. THWAP! Chuckles gos flying across the room. "Hey!" someone yells from behind the table, "He shot chuckles!". "Oh cra..."Was the last thing Silenthunter got out before he was jumped by several random people... Havoc and Chuckles down for 3 posts, Silenthunter down for 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 *Buddy Christ surveys the damage and decides to restore everybody as this thread has gotten rather violent.* "Ok, everybody, let's learn about compassion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 *Wraithy is still firing his nerf gun around the room..., but isnt hitting anything at all.* *then all of a sudden the machine gets stuck and doesnt fire anymore* *Rhett comes along and fixes the gun and it starts shooting again* ((THANKS RHETT FOR THE ATTCHMENT THINGY)) *Wraith fires again and YD just sticks his head around the door to see what is going on andf gets hit in the face* Rhett cant be hurt for 4 posts YD is down for 2 posts *and wraithy has the abbilaty to post attachments now * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 Artoo finally comes to and sees Chuckles lying beside him. "Chucklesw thank goodness are you okay?" he said, but there was no response. He looked up and after reading what had happened while he was out he knew that Silenthunter had done this to him. Jatt seemed to have a bucket on his head and hadn't come to yet, and upon noticing this a plan formed in Artoo's mind. He picked up Jatt carefully on his shoulders and charged straight at Silenthunter. When he was almost upon him He yelled something reminiscent to that of the Waterboy, and dipped Jatt's bucketed head straight down and into Silenthunters back, bringing him to the floor, unfortunately he miscalculated his momentum and he himself flew up in the air and sandwiched Jatt between him and Silenthunter on the ground. BOOM! Now that's gotta hurt! Jatt is out for 2 posts, Silenthunter 4, and Artoo is out for 1 (As he has to retrieve Chuckles) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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