Jatt13 Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 *as jatt hits the floor, the weasle crambles out and bites tie guy's heel* tie guy is down for 1/4 posts (this doesn't count for my 1 post) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 *jatt wakes up and sees rhett and yells:* hey, rhett, want a drink? *jatt grabs a nearby pitcher of water and throws it on rhett. rhett just stands there and stares, then picks jatt up and locks him in the bathroom* Jatt is down till he gets out of the bathroom awwww, man, not again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 Dash gets up and walks up to Tie Guy "Hey! Your sword broke that door and now I get to clean up the pieces...thanks a lot buddy...picks up one of those manual vacuum things and when he throws it over his shoulder hits Tie Guy in the head. Tie Guy is down for 3 posts Dash proceeds to clean up the pieces of door but when he opens the door to the bathroom, which is the location of the only trash can in the joint, Jatt falls on top of him. Dash is out for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 *Clefo Walks in* Hello everyone! How are we, and I'll just go AAAAAH *Clefo trips over a bananna peel, that flys into Dash's face* Clefo is out for 1 post Dash is out for none, but has a friggen bananna peel in his eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 *Whilst Dash can't see, Rhett grabs him and shoves him into the bathroom with Jatt* "You two have fun in there!" *Rhett yelled as he laughed and locked the door* Dash out for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 Stupid Rhett...there's an easy one out of this one...o well gotta wait for two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 When Tie stands up he rubs his head and then sees the back of Rhett, who he mistakes as Dash because his head is still funny. "Hey! Why'd you do that?" Tie gives Rhett a hard push and he falls into the door to the bathroom and shatters it. Rhett falls onto dash and they both proceede to fall to the ground. But Dash falls on rhett and thus cushioned by his large mass. Rhett is down for 2 posts. Jatt, meanwhile, is run through with a piece of shrapnel from the door. Jatt is down for 4 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 Being woken by falling on Rhett, Dash gets up, starts cleaning up the Bathroom Door's Shards and then throws them away. He walks up to Tie Guy and taps him on the shoulder to thank him for helping him but here's something behind him and turns around, and when doing so...the broom, which-as normal-he carried on his shoulder, whacks Tie right in the face again, but the jolt from the brrom hitting Tie Guy also knocks the broom out of his hand and when Dash turns around to look at what happened he tripped over the broom and hits his head on the bar. Tie is out for 2 posts (his head has gotten harder by now) Dash is out for 4 posts (still has a soft head ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 *Homer gets up...holding his head* "Ow, it feels like I was used as a blunt object..." *Getting inspiration from his own statement, he picks up Rhett and flings him at Jediduo, who has been sitting back watching the carnage for quite some time.* jediduo & Rhett are down for 3 posts each. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 *Homer then spies Jatt standing around in the open, still bewildered from the shrapnel.* *In a scene reminicent of a bull charging down a hapless rodeo clown, Homer spears Jatt WWE-style.* Jatt is down 4 posts, Homer is down 1 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 Tie stands up and his head starts to spin. He then falls back to the floor. Tie Guy is down for 1 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 *Rhett moans and grabs his aching head* *the fog begins to clear from Rhett's eyes as he rolls out of the bathroom, jumps behind the bar counter, and grabs the Shotgun lying behind it* *still dazed but knowing what he must do, Rhett jumps up and pulls the trigger* *Rhett gets a shot off and it grazes Homers thigh but Rhett wasn't prepared for the kickback of the gun* *Rhett is thrown through the bar wall and the gun goes flying through the air and hits Tie in the head which cause it to go off again and shoot dash in the arm* Homer down for 1 Tie down for 1 Dash down for 1 Rhett down for 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted August 30, 2002 Author Share Posted August 30, 2002 Well...... *J-duo picks himself up off the floor and ignites a glowing orange lightsaber* "Okay, Rhett, you are sooooooo dead!" *lightsaber flickers and goes out* "That's the last time I buy duracells!" *J-duo gets running start and leaps to drop-kick Rhett, who ducks. J-duo takes out Tie guy, Darth Homer, Dash, Clefo, and Jatt by mistake.* TIE GUY, DARTH HOMER, DASH, CLEFO, AND JATT DOWN FOR 3 POSTS *J-duo stands up, looks around at the carnage* "Oops." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 Sttct walks in room...looks around mutters something like "men..." *see's lightsaber lying on floor...turns it on "ooo look at the pretty glow" "Hey look you guys a Lightsa......." turns quickly with saber and accidently slices jediduo's hand off!!!! JEDIDUO DOWN FOR 4 POSTS (if i didn't do this right I'm sorry) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 Smooth move jediduo, now no one can go. Suddenly a 11b droid somes in an repairs Tie's mangled limbs. Tie Guy is up Tie turns around and sees everyone lying on the floor. "Rhett, you lazy oaf! Get up!" Tie kicks Rhett in the side. Boba Rhett is up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 11b takes out bullet from Dash's hand and goes to fix JD's hand but when it tries to inject painkiller into his rist it mistakes it with recently siphoned poison. Dash is up. Jediduo is down for 5 posts. PAYBACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 *Homer grogily gets up* "Ow, feels like someone kicked a field goal with my head..." *Homer searches the bar for some asprin* "Here it is..." *He unscrews the cap and downs two pills.* "Hmmm, I've never heard of the brand name "Exla" before." *Rhett looks at the bottle* "You idiot, that's not asprin, that's EXLAX!! The label had worn off." *Homer runs frantically for the bathroom* Homer is down for 5 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadDoofer Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 TheMadDoofer comes up behind Rhett. "You Killed BOB!!!!!" *TheMadDoofer hits Rhett with dead platypus* *Goes into corner and cries* Rhett down for two posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 *Wraith 8 was sitting in a corner hiding looking at all the rumble going on.... he tries to sneak away but trips and hits his face and faints* Wraith 8 is out for 1 post I seem to never get this right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 Then suddenly the swinging western doors open and krkode walks in... *cowboy music in the back* Any wanna duel? And some punk kid called Rhett stands up and says, "mesa" krkode spings his revolver out of his pocket and flings one at the silly boy's head and knocks him out cold!! Poor rhett, out for 1 post (or whaterver that means) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 Trying his best to be nice Dash dumps his bucket of Dirty Digusting Brown, Yellow, and Green, Mop Water on Wraith 8's face. It DOES wake him up but after putting his hand on his face and sniffing he's out again. Wraith 8 is down for another 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jediduo Posted September 1, 2002 Author Share Posted September 1, 2002 *J-duo, still on the ground next to 11b, recovers from poison. Looks at 11b, then peers closely at the insignia on the torso.* "S***! No wonder I almost died- the friggen thing's running on Windows 3.1" *J-duo pulls out floppy disc and loads Windows 98. 11b fixes hand. J-duo stands and pulls out an infamous deku stick from Zelda:Ocarina of Time. "Alright, someone's about to suffer the wrath of the Dekus!!" *STTCT laughes and slices it in half.* "Nice saber, J." *Jediduo glares and throws remaining piece at STTCT* STTCT DOWN FOR 2 POSTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 *Eets runs up to j-duo, jumps up in the air, pulls a matrix and farts in his face* Jediduo is down for 10 posts silent but deadly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Tie calls the saber in the corner to his hand and ignites the orange blade. He then proceeds to hack the 11b to pieces, making sure that it can never but repaired. Then he throws the saber out the window and into a lake at the bottom of the lake. Tie grabs a piece of wood off the ground and whacks eets with it over the head. Eets is down for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Havoc has been sitting in the corner laughing at everyone else for the last 38 posts! Havoc decides to throw a liquor bottle into the fray with no particular target. Next person who posts gets hit with a randomly thrown liquor bottle and is out for two posts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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