Boba Rhett Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Please don't take offense to any of these. I found them to be extremely entertaining to read through. I hope you will too! Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arizona: It's Dry Heat! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nevada: Hookers and Poker! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tennessee: The Educashun State ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Vermont: Yep ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 West Virginia and Michigan are hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 I believe that South Carolina's motto shoul be this: "Standing in the way of progress since 1861." Now, for those who don't know/remember, South Carolina succeeded from the Union in 1861 to start off the Confederacy and throw the USA into the Civil War. Now, I mean this in jest, so all of you SC forumers, which would be.........me and possibly someone who has not made themselves known....don't send me hate mail (or I'll gladly forward it right back to you). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 5 Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Hey isn't that our (Minnesota) real slogen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 LOL!!! Thats great Rhett! Mississippi and Ohio are hilarious. Heck, they all are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenthunter Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LOL! That's a great one. Man, imagine how many homeless people we could feed after the big forest fires... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Hey im not from the states.,..... but i found them HILARIOUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashRendar Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 You know cooking isn't the ONLY thing you can do with Coal! You can also heat your home...and well and...uh...oh yeah! Run old trains...ummmmmmmm that's about it. What an industry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda_623 Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Those are halarious. I got a kick out of the West Virginia one even though i live there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Originally posted by DashRendar You know cooking isn't the ONLY thing you can do with Coal! You can also heat your home...and well and...uh...oh yeah! Run old trains...ummmmmmmm that's about it. What an industry... And create electricity. Some industry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadDoofer Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 LOL! California was my favorite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idiot00001 Posted August 29, 2002 Share Posted August 29, 2002 Those were great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 good god! the CA plastic thing was hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paragon_Leon Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus ROFL !!!! Even if you don't believe, you HAVE to appreciate that humor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Literacy Ain't Everything. That bout sums it up. Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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