K-Jo'Round 2

[Darth Eggplant]

^ ah yes, a cheap whine;

another is

"I wanna go to Miami"

(which reminds me

CSI Miami is on tonight.)

 

< yumm cookies,

(not the internet kind either)

 

V and now here's Gendo!

[Tall Guy]

no no no, here is Gendo .....

[Darth Eggplant]

^ was so excited by the thought

of GendoTheGreat's approach

that he forgot to use arrows.

 

< is knee deep in sheep

 

V the next person

Will Not Be Gendo.

[JofaGuht]

^ Was trying to be clever and get Gendo in by jinxing him not to

 

< Will play along with that

 

V The next will NOT be Gendo

[Darth Eggplant]

^ my you are psychic

 

< oooh! new shade

of dementia to post with

 

V the next person to post

will deffinetly

NOT BE GENDO

[JofaGuht]

^thanks, Darth, the pink letters are much more comforting than the big bad scary purple letters

 

< Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!

 

V There is a slight chance the next will be Gendo

[Darth Eggplant]

^ ha ha! scarry purple type again

 

< cool thinks to himself,

right on Residents avitar above me

 

V eats green eggs and ham

[JofaGuht]

^I will not eat it here or there. I will not eat it anywhere. I will not eat green eggs and ham. I will not eat it sam-i-am

 

< Blue Velvet is a good movie.

 

V Will have to name me some more good Lynch flicks.

[GendoTheGreat]

^ I have no idea what you're on about. I like that in a person.

 

< Well wasn't I the popular one whilst I was away? I'm back now. Between my shitty work hours, my car being a mangled pile of shit, and my hard drive deciding to shit itself and die, it's been a hell of a week. I'm just glad I can now get back to what I truly love doing: wasting my life in front of a computer.

 

V Is it just me, or did I say "shit" a lot in this post?

[JofaGuht]

^ Yeah! Don't say **** so much you ****ty-ass ****head. You should shut up, you ****-eating ****monster

 

< Eraserhead, Elephant Man, Dune, Wild at Heart, Lost Highway, Fire Walk With Me, The Straight Story, and Mullholland Drive. Gosh I am such a geek.

 

V Do you know that butterflies smell with their feet?

[Darth Eggplant]

^ no

 

< Elephant man best he ever did.

Dune (I like the long version okay)

the rest pure crapola!

he Cronenberg and Agoyan

should go away forever.

worthless art fags!

 

V

[GendoTheGreat]

^

 

< Moving into Dad's apartment in three weeks time. Somebody please kill me. Well, at least the rent will be cheaper. I want to die very very badly.

 

V I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to kill you and live in your house.

[Darth Eggplant]

^ if you don't mind moving

to Canada okay.

 

< I would like to be dead

and get a head start towards

the 9th underworld

 

V would like to get a head start

wearing their ninth pair of underwear.

[GendoTheGreat]

^ Ha! The joke is on you, my friend. I do not wear underwear!

 

< I've had maybe 5 hours sleep in the last two days, so naturally I have to get ready to do a 10 hour shift. Fun, fun, fun.

 

V Always remember: "A friend in need is a friend you can do without"

[JofaGuht]

^ I need something real bad.

 

< Screw you, Darth, and your little opinion too! Lost Highway is freaking awesome, Blue Velvet is far from crap, art fags beat mainstream fags (I think the word "fags" should be starred out. Its even more degrading than the "f" word.

 

V Will either be someone else agreeing with me, Darth disagreeing with me, or a loner who wants to kill me

[Darth Eggplant]

^ sorry I forgot about Blue Velvet.

Dennis Hopper or any film with him

is pretty cool so,

Elephant Man, Dune and Blue Velvet

are worth watching more than once.

*however I stand by what I said earlier.

said mentioned directors exist

merely to create impressionable films

for the easily impressed.

and they are total Hijole!

and as for the term 'Art Fag'

which has nothing to do with

sexuality and everything to do with

artsy fartsy pretention,

say 'Nuke Gay Whales' instead.*

 

< the lights outside are pretty.

 

V:lsduel:

 

[Tall Guy]

^

 

< needs to do work in college

 

V should get a job :D:D

[GendoTheGreat]

^ Get a job? That means I just spent 11 hours and 35 minutes at a job I don't have.

 

< I've got a bike

 

V You can ride it if you like. It's got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good.

[Darth Eggplant]

^ no thanks don't ride girls bikes

 

< is going out into the world

to order his copy of

Tierra de los Muertos

 

V hopes you have done so too

[JofaGuht]

^ Have not done so.

 

< Someone closed their locker on my finger today. OUCH!

 

V eat my inner thoughts

[Darth Eggplant]

^ hmmm fingers caught

in the cheap metal

of an academic institution;

sounds like a brillant script

for a Lynch\Cronenberg\Agoyan flick

 

< having Thai noodles for dinner

 

V hello you!

[JofaGuht]

^You too!

 

< The pain is pulsing beat by beat. I am not using my ring finger/ left hsnd to type. The back of it is all purple and black. People say my fingernail may fall off. It is not outt of a Lynch movie. It was locker 810 kept by Sean Sells, right above mine.

 

V Quick! Free yourself before time runs out.

[GendoTheGreat]

^ Time's running out!? Shit! What am I gonna do? WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!? AAAH! AAAH! AAAH!

 

< *Runs around in a blind panic, runs into wall, smacks face against wall, falls to the ground blubbering*

 

V Mama?

[Darth Eggplant]

^ if Tymes running out,

go down the hall and see if

Basil or Rosemary

will lend you some Coriander.

 

< count down to sunday

I get to see two Kevin Spacey movies

in a row, Pay it Forward & K-Pax

 

V you are sleeping,

you do not want to believe

 

 

[GendoTheGreat]

^ I know you are, but what am I? (Ha! That'll learn 'im)

 

< Help, I'm lost in my own magnificence

 

V Hasagonegunafra, pal