lsd|Wee Bitch Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Go up to her in a turban with a copy of the Kuran and say "Bitch, go with me to the dance or die." She might be so scared she'll say yes out of fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lsd|Wee Bitch Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Spy Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 lsd wee bitch its not a copy of the koran you need its a joke book. Think about how funny ur comments are before u actually type them. U have time to think about it, its the internet not real life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lsd|Wee Bitch Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 lol....sorry then boredom can do strange things to an individual.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Spy Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Yea and im sure a muslim would do much worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatalStrike Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 HAHA! She said Yeah! Woot! Anyway man I told you how to be smooth but you ignored my advice and waited till the plane was on fire before taking the plunge. Who cares! It worked. Now my advice is.... Let the haters hate, cause a playa makes his own rules! ya dig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatalStrike Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 As for the punk dat be messin wit yo ride I gots just da thing. Take a pisture of yourself holding a shotgun out a window of your house that faces the cars. Blow that picture up and put one inside the each car facing out of the window you think the punk ass is most likely to notice. The install one of those fans that turns real slow from side to side near the window you are holding the shotgun in the picture. The curtains will move every 30 seconds or so freaking the guy out if he gets near the cars. enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 thats an awesome idea fatal, and if it doesnt scare them away, they will be laughing so loudly that you will easily be able to wake up and get your shotgun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZePhyR Posted September 16, 2002 Author Share Posted September 16, 2002 A little update... Things didn't go so well today. Let's just say I said something I shouldn't have to her. She was being a biotch to me all day, and then told me she didn't want to talk to me for the rest of the day after I said that to her. She also got flowers from a "secret admirer." I think she either got herself the flowers to toy with my emotions, or that the person is a puss. Either way, I haven't had a good day. I'm going to have to call her tonight, and try to play it off. Sigh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by ZePhyR A little update... Things didn't go so well today. Let's just say I said something I shouldn't have to her. She was being a biotch to me all day, and then told me she didn't want to talk to me for the rest of the day after I said that to her. She also got flowers from a "secret admirer." I think she either got herself the flowers to toy with my emotions, or that the person is a puss. Either way, I haven't had a good day. I'm going to have to call her tonight, and try to play it off. Sigh... You told her she was being a bitch? wrong word..... Oh well, hope it works out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 If I were you I would say to her that, you really like her, but you’re afraid of rejection and you are very insecure the thought that she mught leave you made you stupid and scared and you didn’t know what you do. girls love honestly like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yom Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 ok this is what u do u dont comit. dont go for her cuz LOVE SUX ARSH i been in love and i am falling in love with my bestfriend and it sux ass cuz she dosnot know it and thinks that all i am is just a friend to talk to and bitch to. to day we were going to hand out and **** cuz 2 years to the day we been haning out and talking and stuff like that but she had to do something eals ~realizes people are staring~ well i need to shut up ~gose back to the hard liquer~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absurd Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 This sounds worse than "The Real World" on MTV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZePhyR Posted September 17, 2002 Author Share Posted September 17, 2002 I didn't call her a bitch, I jokingly told her that she needed to shave, cuz she said it looks like I've never had to shave before. Either she's toying with me, or she takes things way too seriously. If its the first case, I guess we all gotta get played sometime. If its the second, she's the one with the problem, not me. Ah well. I tried calling her tonight, but she wasn't home. Hmm, screning phone calls she may have been? And if it doesn't work, I gotta few girls on the back-burner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmjedi Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Sorry about the whole thing with the girl. Hope things get better between you too. As for the vandalism I'm sorry about that. That looks like the work of an expert. But so am I. Hehehehehehehehehehe:D What you need to do is rally some friends and do some Recon. Scope out his house and get to know you're surroundings. The I suggest that you strike sillently. Get at least 4-5 friends to help you. Then go to the house and damage the car by getting bologne and eggs. Put them on the car and make sure to cover it. Crack the eggs and make sure to cover the car. Then get a good sized egg and stick it into the muffler. Make sure to get it in good so that you can't see it. And make sure that you cram it in so that it seals the muffler good. Then make sure to get the house on a hit and run after you have finished the car detailing. Hehehehe Also make sure that you guys are wearing gloves. Leave no prints for the Cops. Also were dark clothing so be less conspiciouse. Make sure you hit the house around 2-4 in the morning. That is the best time. But make sure that you have good Recon and only go with it if you feel the coast is clear. Don't do it if you don't want too. Just some nice friendly advive. Make sure you don't get caught either cause we are talking about seriouse damage here. Do it if you feel pissed and want to get even. Good luck with everything man. Godspeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZePhyR Posted September 17, 2002 Author Share Posted September 17, 2002 My buddies Cole, Sal, and Cody all want to screw with him. We have to try to get him the legal way first though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmjedi Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 Well that's good but try all you're options untill you have no more and try this as youre last option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmjedi Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 We'll I just spilled the beans to my friend about how I've become resently attracted to her. I'm talking to her right now. Don't know what's going to happen but I guess I'll inform you guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZePhyR Posted September 17, 2002 Author Share Posted September 17, 2002 GL man. If Hallie didn't know I like her before, she does now. I told her today that the only reason I was teasing her was because I like her. I think it's impossible that she couldn't have known. This guy named Chad told me that its okay to get whipped by the girl, but don't whip yourself over her. Hmm, good advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseP Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 ZePhyR, One thing to remember is that girls don't have the sensibility of guys. They don't take good-natured ribbing like guys do. If your comment was that she needed to shave her LEGS, then maybe it might have been funny, but if it was that she needed to shave her FACE, then LOL, man,... bad move. Here's the heads up on how women (girls too, but women are smarter) operate between their ears; The female gender has a greater capacity for rational thought. Unfortunately for them (and us), they don't use it. They "think" with their emotions almost exclusively. So thinking that you "give as good as you got" and such don't fly with them. It's also why they can think your crap doesn't stink one moment and be completely stand-offish then next. So the normal rules of interaction do not apply. Female "logic" is nothing of the kind. If they do something stupid, it's because of how they feel, and you are expected (by them) to know this intuitively. That makes "wrong" things right in their minds (i.e.: It's ok that they took a a nail file to your CD collection because they felt that you didn't care about them...). Here's what works (generally): Girls like cutesy stuff. Teasing has to be done in a way that is minimally offensive (at least until you have a ring on your finger, then it doesn't matter). Don't try to think logically,... it's a waste of time. If you want to predict what they will do,... in the words of Jack Nicholson,... first think of what a guy would do, then take away reason and accountability... If you show you care, you are too needy, and they'll crap all over you. If you act like you don't care, they'll get mad that you're not taking their feelings into consideration and do something spiteful. You have to find a happy medium in there somewhere... Care a little bit, but not more than you do for the football scores... Oh,... and if you EVER find a girl who thinks logically AND is nice looking,... MARRY HER!!! You will have what 99% of men don't have... And remember, girls MANIPULATE. They will always be looking for a way to get things done by other people without doing them directly themselves. A friend will tell you she likes you. She'll spread rumors about another girl you like. She'll act like you're made of cat piss just to get you to show you care. etc. It's their nature. They were raised on soap operas... They want their lives to be like that. By the way... If she has another guy who likes her and she has had a torch burning for this guy, then you very well may be SOL (S%#$ outa luck). She's built this guy up to be some prince charming even though he might as well just be a punk, and there's little you can do about it, except take a page from the girl handbook and talk trash about him (like,... "Oh, I hear he treats girls like crap... Just what I hear." And get someone to back you up on it. She'll bang that one in her head around for a solid week.). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZePhyR Posted September 18, 2002 Author Share Posted September 18, 2002 Thx again Jase. Me and a buddy went to her game tonight, and she kept glancing up and even staring at me a few times. They lost this game, but I went and told her that they put up a good fight anyway, and asked her when she'd be home and if I could call her. She told me that ya I could call her, but to wait an hour or so so she could cool off from the game. I called her, we talked for about 10 minutes, and I think things went pretty well. I asked her if she found out who her secret admirer was, and she just told me some guy like it wasn't a big deal. I think I'll just take all of the advice you guys have given me, try to learn from it, and just take it from here, boys. Instead of asking everybody else what I should do, I'm going to do what I think is right (minus joking about her needing to shave). It would've been pretty rediculous if it was over after one stupid comment, but then again, this is a girl we're talking about. I'll update you guys on what's happening, but I leave this thread to other people who need love advice from now on. Peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmjedi Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 Well it's been some time since this thread has had a post but like I said I'd keep you guys informed. Today me and my friend (Jess) the girl I like,went to a appreciataion ceromony for ROTC. I got a ride with her and her mom there. It was a pretty good trip and stuff. We had a lot of fun and it was just so great. After the ceromony we went to a book store and me and her got to flirt a lot in private. It was so great and I'm surprised that we didn't kiss. Her mom even bought me a book so I can say that I am in good standing with her mom. Her mom is also the difficult one in Jess's eyes. So I guess thats a good thing. We went clothes shopping after the book store and that wasn't that bad. She know's that I like her alot and she still doesn't know if she has feelings for me. Hopefully she will realize that she does or maybe those feelings will begin to appear. Yesterday we also had a very long phone call that was very cool and imformative. I think that she is going to start developing feelings because we have had much more contact than we use to have. I'm not getting overconfident but hopefully we will get together. How are things going ZePhyR? Are things better now or have the gotten worse? Keep us informed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 Well after a long emotional tug-of-war that has lasted nearly two years I dumped my girlfriend yesterday. She is already starting up with the guilt trips and using my past words against me. Then she wanted to still be friends and I declined that offer as well. It has never worked in the past, I doubt it ever will. My sister's fiancee dumped her only a few days ago. At this point in my life I really doubt I even know what love really is. Maybe a chemical inbalacne, maybe a convience. None of it lasts, enjoy it while you can and be prepared for the worst. That is what works for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmjedi Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 Sorry to hear that man. I hope that things get better for you like they did for me. You are one of the most wisest Swampies here and I hope that things work out and that you don't lose faith in that thing people call Love. I know how the guilt trip thing is and it isn't pretty. Just know that you had to do it because it was the best thing for the both of you. It's tough now but it will get better later on. Sorry about what happened to you and you're sister. Thing's will get better and this will just be a bad memory. I'm pulling for you man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 Yeah I'm sorry Groovy:(...everyone has their ups and downs in love...and most times it's just unfair... The girl I was going out with, who said I should enjoy the time we had while we're young, and not get our hopes up over each other...well, she's just started going out with a guy in the same year as me...now I know she really didn't like me to begin with, I feel like crap...but what can you do?...if I say anything to her we'll start fighting, and I'll never be her friend again...I'm just not sure what to do:(... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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