Kstar__2 Posted September 15, 2002 Share Posted September 15, 2002 Originally posted by Darklighter What's the difference between a chicken?...one of it's legs is both the same... i really love that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 if a dog gets lost in the woods, it will be hard to find him. Like the world turns, the butcher makes his meatballs. My yoghurt is not your yoghurt So don't use it. When the dead walks the earth, They will get tired some day. When your woman comes into the livingroom, You have to tighten the chain. Better one woman on your face then none. The cheese is coming out of my ears, So don't try to say something. Better luck next time, when it's done. When a cat starts to talk, Its time to really think things over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Wise man say red fish fly in the winter Beating around the brush is better than being hit in the face with a harlem globetrotter Always resist the urge to wear your underpants on your head, it may kill somebody I used to bowl when I was an alcoholic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyth'emos Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Originally posted by Murdoch Man who smoke pot choke on handle. Best Confusious Saying EVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Need a lift? Then shove a jack up your arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Confusious say:- crowded elavater smell differn't to midget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who walk sideways through door is going to Bangkok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 PG13 Confusious say: Man with hand rub it all day long. Feel very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted September 16, 2002 Share Posted September 16, 2002 Nobody can stand still concidering the earth is moving. Why does things that are bad for you always taste so good. If love is the answer then what is the question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Silver:. Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 One fine day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other One was blind, the other couldn't see So they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play A dumb man went to shout "hooray!" A paralyzed donkey passing by Kicked the blind man in the eye Knocked him through a nine inch wall Into a dry ditch and drowned them all A deaf policeman heard the noise And came to kill the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true, Ask the blind man he saw it too! Don't sweat the petty things. Never pet the sweaty things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 if frog hops on you, you hop on frog:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah Posted September 17, 2002 Share Posted September 17, 2002 "To be or not to be" might i say... WTH? "Play for the fun, not the Frag." *stares at Truthful liar* "my console beets any PC" DIIIIIIIIIIIIE! cant think of any more but if i do i'll post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted September 19, 2002 Share Posted September 19, 2002 drink 3 glasses milk a day or own a cow. If you see some one gets a cut rom a knife let him/her bleed, red is a nice collor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reb Starblazer Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 "People in glass houses sink ships." "Don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen" "A penny saved is worth two with a bush in it." and my favourite: "Why don't you make like a tree... and get the **** outta here!" All quotes are from Doc, the bartender in "The Boondock Saints". Amazing movie, I highly recommend it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 there once was a man from nantuckit, (expletive deleted) lifes a bi*** and then you die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Beware of Geeks baring gifts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Groovy Beware of Geeks baring gifts! WTF??? no comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mima kake Posted September 20, 2002 Share Posted September 20, 2002 suprises are funny thins but funny thins are not alway suprises. when you saw that saw Dit you see what he saw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 ironing your head may seem like fun but it put lives at risk a watched clock will never dance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForceElf Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Clones are people, two. COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage. Anything free is worth what you pay for it. Boycott shampoo...Demand REAL poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Originally posted by ForceElf Boycott shampoo...Demand REAL poo. when you lose something always look in the last place first just because you can play the drums doesn't mean you can fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Talliusc Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 everybody steps on me, that is why im cracked you see. im a nut.... im a nut... i vont some taquitos! there are only two things you ever need say to inferiors. Meh, and Bah. "i need a plan in case i die" stay dead, nobody likes a zombie. "no, i meant like gifts for family members" zombies make bad gifts. people wont like you if you gnaw on your arm while they talk to you. apes find enjoyment in picking fleas off of each other and HUMANS are the more evolved version? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 Originally posted by kstar__2 WTF??? no comment Give me the cash, and I will forget I found that picture of you and your buddies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 Snorkeling: A long, boring swim punctuated by looking at underwater slugs and making funny Darth Vader noises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Talliusc Posted September 22, 2002 Share Posted September 22, 2002 if at first you dont succeed: maybe skydiving isnt for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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