Zygomaticus Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 this is something i found on http://www.maxpages.com, thought it was pretty funny, so thought i'd share it with you guys... Reasons why Star Wars is better than Titanic-- Titanic's big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive. Star Wars has WAY cooler action figure potential. Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water. Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedimaterial; Rose is just marriage bait. Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage. When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge can't say "Look at the size of that thing!" and really mean it. It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a raving madman with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun. Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic characters. Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyedamphibians to Admiral. Said bug-eyed amphibious Admiral manages NOT to lose his ship. We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his fiancee like property. We know Darth Vader is the bad guy because he strangles people and blows up planets for fun. Yeah, Leo can dance, but can he fly an X-wing? Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hutt. Two words: John Williams. There are always enough escape pods in Star Wars. Do you know what the Empire does to self-proclaimed "kings of the world"? If Luke were handcuffed to a pipe below decks in a sinking ship, he would use the Force to get the key. "I'd rather be his whore than your wife" just doesn't have the same sting as "I'd rather kiss a Wookie." Han is frozen in carbonite and turned into a wall ornament. Leo simply freezes. We knew the boat was gonna sink. But who could've anticipated "Luke... I am your father"? Han Solo would've missed the dang iceberg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 heh, why not watch the movie: TIE Tanic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 that's pretty good. you can't even compare celine dion to john williams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 i hate the titanic soundtrack. everytime i hear it on tv or in a store i want to change the station to something with hardcore techno or something that's not as annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted October 17, 2002 Share Posted October 17, 2002 Natalie Portman Vs. The other chick from titanic.. Sure, she sat nekkid on a couch with a PG-13 rating, but jeez, Nat is MUCH hotter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 what really interests me is that they had a naked woman and only a PG-13 rating...hmmmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted October 18, 2002 Author Share Posted October 18, 2002 Originally posted by Darth Homer what really interests me is that they had a naked woman and only a PG-13 rating...hmmmm.... the world is growing... the theater where i saw the movie for the first time (in india) cut out that scene:eek: but then i saw it on video.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 I felt like I was watching some cheap porno flik...JUST KIDDING> oh the horror the pasty white skin! Ack! Can you imagine this scene from Ep 3... Steamed up Tie Fighter window and padme's hand slides down the window.... the conception of Luke and Leia!! ahhh okay I'm done now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygomaticus Posted October 18, 2002 Author Share Posted October 18, 2002 Originally posted by STTCT I felt like I was watching some cheap porno flik...JUST KIDDING> oh the horror the pasty white skin! Ack! Can you imagine this scene from Ep 3... Steamed up Tie Fighter window and padme's hand slides down the window.... the conception of Luke and Leia!! ahhh okay I'm done now good god! i'm gonna have nightmares....besides, with something like that, poor Hayden would make a lot of enemies... *i think* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 Leia would never intentionally drop the Death Star plans into deep space and say "oops"! In Star Wars, the only old, wrinkly person we have to look at is Yoda, and he's cute! Sabacc is soo much better than poker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted October 18, 2002 Share Posted October 18, 2002 ROFL, this has gotten me going through the movie Titanic in y head only I'm adding Obi, Anakin and Padme into it. "A want you to draw me" -pad "I err puh.. uu iee... OK!" -ani *off in the distance you hear Qui Gon yelling, "No Anakin, NO!"* *A few minutes later Obi Wan walks into the room, sees what is going on and turns away* "Anakin, what are you doing?!" -obi "I, I'm sorry master!" -ani "You will be expelled from the Jedi order!" -obi "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" -ani *Anakin then whips out his lightsaber and brings down the ship several hours later* ___________________________________________ Yeah.. it's scarey up there in my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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