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Darth Homer

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lol.. i like the episode 2 thingy:

 

 

 

Palpatine:

Gee...if only someone in the senate would give me emergency military powers so that I can begin a hostile takeover of all sentient life in the galaxy and slaughter the entire order of Jedi.

 

 

Palpatine:

Pssst...that's your cue, Jar Jar.

 

 

Jar Jar:

Meesa da cause of alla evil in the galaxy!

 

 

Fans:

WE KNEW IT!!!

 

hehehe i love this one :D

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Eye of Sauron:

Peek-a-boo, I see you!

 

Uruk-Hai:

What do you mean, you didn't make any females? You expect us all to be gay or something?!!

 

Aragorn:

You hobbits hang out here while I leave you to get attacked by your mortal enemies.

 

 

Arwen:

I am shiny and accompanied by an angelic chorus. You may now drool over my melodius elvish dialogue.

Fans:

Drool...

 

 

Gandalf:

Gimli and Legolas were suggesting a massive orgy, but I was thinking more along the lines of a different sort of fellowship.

 

roflmao :roflmao:

laughin all the way. how did u find that site? and who made the time to make those texts?

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MJ:

If only all my stalkers could be dashing superheroes. Controversial kiss time!

 

Spiderman:

Woah, blood rushing to my head...good thing the fact that it's also rushing somewhere else is balancing me out.

 

 

MJ:

I know you're going to deny my love for the sake of angst and sequels, but kiss me anyway.

 

Peter:

Something's tingling, but it ain't my spider senses...

 

that's hilarious!!:D

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I like this...

 

Anakin: "are you an angel??"

Padme: "no are you a bad actor?"

 

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Obi Won: " Ominous funeral time. ...no ani you cannot roast weenies over Qui-gon's burning corpse"

 

 

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Amidala: " Wow ani, you're jus the way I remember you ...young immature and still waiting to board the puberty train!"

 

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Anakin " Why is padme avoiding me?"

Obi Won " This is just a shot in the dark, but maybe it's because your love for her borders psychotic obsession?"

 

 

 

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Librarian " Welcome to the Star Wars equivalent of the Yellow Pages. If the planet's not in here, it probably doesn't exsist."

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