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Originally posted by Hekx Noxu

Cool I'm Gollum :)

Thanks :p

 

obi, you know you want to be apart of the Matrix avatar revolution!

Join us!!

 

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Ta-da! I might've chopped a bit of his hair off :D Ah well.. :) [/Edit]

 

looks like a good avatar to me doesnt look like you gave him a hair cut......:cool:

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Yadu- Legolas

Hekx Noxu- Gollum

Greedo626- Neo

Rogue Nine- Switch

Darth Groovy- Head Orc

Boba Rhett- The Oracle

Zdawg- Aragon

Tyrion- Frodo

LeXX- Trinity

Obi wan 13- Gandlaf the Grey

Darklighter- Agent Smith

Zbomber- Morpheous

Father Torque- Gimli

Sivy B- Tank

Agen Terminator- Spoon boy

GonkH8er- Apoc

Rskateboy- Sam

Jedi Monk- Mary

Jedi 220- Pippin

IVI3GAD3TH- Elrond

XERXES-Sauruman

 

-Frodo skips down the mainframe highway singing we want the funk when he bumps into Morpheous*

 

Frodo- Hello

 

Morphous- YOU ARE THE ONE

 

-The Oracle suddenly pops out of the garbage can and hits morpheous with a baseball and Morpheous falls too the ground-

 

Oracle- That'll teach you a lesson, telling innocent viruses that they are THE ONE.

 

Frodo- Im not a virus im a real boy

 

-Suddenly frodos tow nails start growing bigger-

 

Frodo- wow Deja Vu

 

-Morpheos rises to his feet-

 

Morpheos -What did you say little virus

 

Frodo- Im not a virus

 

Morpheous- Shut up peck

 

-Trinity flies of roof and lands on Frodo-

 

Trinity- That'll teach you ya little virus peck

 

Morpheous- Shut up Trinity he is THE ONE

 

Trinity- Sorry boss

 

-Trinity goes and hides in the corner of the alley-

 

-Frodo goes to Morpheous lair-

 

Morpheous- Ok peck red or blue

 

Frodo- What do you mean red or blue

 

Morpheous- What do you think I mean

 

-Frodo looks down at MorpheousÃÔ hands and he sees 2 different cheeses-

 

Frodo- Ahhhhhhhhhh

 

Morpheous- So which one peck I donÃÕ have all day

 

-Trinity whispers take the red one it tastes like pizza-

 

Frodo- Ill take them both

 

Morpheous- What do you think this is a traveling buffet

 

Frodo- Well ya

 

-Suddenly Marry and Pippin fall out of the roof with a bag of coconuts in their hands-

 

Trinity- Where did you get those coconuts

 

Mary & Pippin- We found them

 

Trinity- Where

 

Mary & Pippin- On your roof

 

Trinity- This is a temperate zone coconuts grow in tropical zones

 

Mary & Pippin- Maybe they migrated

 

Trinity- Co****s dont migrate you imbasils

 

Mary & Pippin- Maybe a swallow carried them over

 

Oracle- SHUT UP

 

Frodo- Deja Vu

 

-Morpheous hits homself on the head with a baseball bat and falls to the floor-

 

Frodo- WOW 3 Deja Vus that a record(Score)

 

-Frodo takes red pill and falls asleep,many hours later he wakes up in a strange world

 

Frodo- What is this place

 

-Aragon pops out of his tube-

 

Aragon-Oooga Booga

 

Frodo-HOLY S***

 

-Aragon starts laughing and falls over the edge only to be caught by a mysteries figure in a shopping cart-

 

Aragon- Who are you

 

Strange Figure- Guess

 

Aragon- ummm

 

-There is a long pause-

 

-3 years later-

 

Aragon- Aha you are Clint Eastwood

 

Strange Figure-No I am THE ORACLE

 

-Aragon looks down-

 

Aragon- Grandma

 

Oracle- No, you dimwit

 

-A strange voice sound comes from Frodos tube thing-

 

Frodo- Hooray For the Red White and Blue

 

-Person next to Frodo takes off his shoe and hurls it at Frodo-

 

Frodo- What was that for I love that song

 

-Gimli appeasr to be the guy in thye next tube

 

Gimli- IÃÎ Russian you pumpkin pied hair cuted freak

 

-Suddenly everyone in Frodos row of tubes fall through into a sewer system which leads into a large lake of goo-

 

Frodo- WEEEEEEE

 

Gimli- BAHH HUMBUG

 

-At of the corner of his eye he sees The Spoon Boy on the side ¡¦

 

Frodo- what are you doing

 

Spoon boy- IÃÎ bending spoons for the orcs of sauruman

 

Frodo- Ohhh can I try

 

Spoon Boy- No its to dangerous

 

-Frodo starts sinking into the goo pit singing Å¥oo Waa Didi Didi Dum Didi Doo¡¦

 

 

I am only like 1/5 of the way done so if any of you can help and give me some script ideas(like sentences or scenes you think would be funny/cool:D

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