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hey guys i need some help on makin a lotr and matrix story(mix)so if any of you have script ideas let me now:D

 

i thought up some cast members

 

Tyrion: Frodo

Obi won 13- Gandalf

leXX- Trinity

Boba Rhett- the Oracle

Darklighter-Agent smith

Zbomber- Morpheus

Father Torque- gimli

Darth Groovy- Head Ork

White Dragon-Lagolis

Rogue Nine- (woman who dies with apoc)

Sivy B-Tank

Agen Terminator-Small kid who bends spoon:D

Jedi323- Neo

Gonk8her-Apoc

rskateboy-Sam

Jedi Monk-Mary and Pippin

 

these are just some names and if you would like to be in this just reply with the charecter you would like to be

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Sorry that i didnt reply earlier i was at a funeral and didnt get back until 6;00 so i re did the members and i have started something tell me if you like it or if it just plain sucks(be honest)

P.S it gets better in the next scene which i am working on right now

ENJOY

 

Yadu- Legolas

Hekx Noxu- Gollum

Greedo626- Neo

Rogue Nine- Switch

Darth Groovy- Head Orc

Boba Rhett- The Oracle

Zdawg- Aragon

Tyrion- Frodo

LeXX- Trinity

Obi wan 13- Gandlaf the Grey

Darklighter- Agent Smith

Zbomber- Morpheous

Father Torque- Gimli

Sivy B- Tank

Agen Terminator- Spoon boy

Gonkh8er- Apoc

Rskateboy- Sam

Jedi Monk- Mary

Jedi 323- Pippin

 

 

 

-Frodo skips down the mainframe highway singing “We want the funk when he bumps into Morpheous*

 

Frodo- Hello

 

Morphous- YOU ARE THE ONE

 

-The Oracle suddenly pops out of the garbage can and hits morpheous with a baseball and Morpheous falls too the ground-

 

Oracle- That’ll teach you a lesson, telling innocent viruses that they are THE ONE.

 

Frodo- Im not a virus im a real boy

 

-Suddenly frodo’s tow nails start growing bigger-

 

Frodo- wow Deja Vu

 

-Morpheos rises to his feet-

 

Morpheos -What did you say little virus

 

Frodo- Im not a virus

 

Morpheous- Shut up peck

 

-Trinity flies of roof and lands on Frodo-

 

Trinity- That’ll teach you ya little virus peck

 

Morpheous- Shut up Trinity he is THE ONE

 

Trinity- Sorry boss

 

-Trinity goes and hides in the corner of the alley-

 

-Frodo goes to Morpheous lair-

 

Morpheous- Ok peck red or blue

 

Frodo- What do you mean red or blue

 

Morpheous- What do you think I mean

 

-Frodo looks down at Morpheous’s hands and he sees 2 different cheeses-

 

Frodo- Ahhhhhhhhhh

 

Morpheous- So which one peck I don’t have all day

 

-Trinity whispers take the red one it tastes like pizza-

 

Frodo- Ill take them both

 

Morpheous- What do you think this is a traveling buffet

 

Frodo- Well ya

 

-Suddenly Marry and Pippin fall out of the roof with a bag of coconuts in their hands-

 

Trinity- Where did you get those coconuts

 

Mary & Pippin- We found them

 

Trinity- Where

 

Mary & Pippin- On your roof

 

Trinity- This is a temperate zone coconuts grow in tropical zones

 

Mary & Pippin- Maybe they migrated

 

Trinity- Co****s dont migrate you imbasils

 

Mary & Pippin- Maybe a swallow carried them over

 

Oracle- SHUT UP

 

Frodo- Deja Vu

 

-Morpheous hits homself on the head with a baseball bat and falls to the floor-

 

Frodo- WOW 3 Deja Vus that a record(Score)

 

Hope ya liked it Please add some extra lines if you want to help me make a master script:D :D :D

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