Random Slogan Generator

[Kjølen]

I found this in the GeeBee forum if you havent already seen it, but I get very strange slogans a lot. PUT IN YOUR NAME, HALARIOUS. O.o;;;

 

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan

 

Please Don't Squeeze The Kjølen.

Go To Work On A Kjølen.

Kjølen - The Freshmaker!

That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Kjølen. And Kjølen is pronounced colon so... ugh....

Prolongs Active Kjølen.

Biting the Hand that Feeds Kjølen.

Good Kjølen Has Danish Written All Over It.

Kjølen Makes Everything Better.

I Want My Kjølen.

Got Kjølen?

Have a Break. Have a Kjølen.

Cuts Kjølen Time in Half.

 

Wow I just added in my name for fun and look:

With A Name Like Steve, It Has To Be Good.

Coincedence

 

There's First Love, and There's Steve Love. O.o;;;

[Wacky_Baccy]

Posted by Kjølen

I found this in the GeeBee forum if you havent already seen it, but I get very strange slogans a lot. PUT IN YOUR NAME, HALARIOUS. O.o;;;

 

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan

 

Please Don't Squeeze The Kjølen.

Go To Work On A Kjølen.

Kjølen - The Freshmaker!

That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Kjølen. And Kjølen is pronounced colon so... ugh....

o.O

 

LMAO

Prolongs Active Kjølen.

Biting the Hand that Feeds Kjølen.

Good Kjølen Has Danish Written All Over It.

Kjølen Makes Everything Better.

I Want My Kjølen.

Got Kjølen?

Have a Break. Have a Kjølen.

Cuts Kjølen Time in Half.

You're maaaaaaaaad

Wow I just added in my name for fun and look:

With A Name Like Steve, It Has To Be Good.

Coincedence

Yes

There's First Love, and There's Steve Love. O.o;;;

You're odd, too O.o

 

 

 

 

Now my turn ^_^

 

I'm Only Here For The Wacky ...

You Deserve A Wacky Today

Because So Much Is Riding On Your Wacky ... o.O;;

Any Time, Any Place, Wacky ...O.O

Taste the Wacky

You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Wacky ...Dear God O.O;;

You've Got Questions. We've Got Wacky. ...

Kills All Known Wacky - Dead ...AAAAAHHHHH!!!! O.O

The Curiously Strong Wacky ... ^__^

Got Wacky?

Go To Work On A Wacky ... O.o

I Bet He Drinks Wacky

Don't Say Brown, Say "Wacky" ...Riiiiiight O.o

The World's Favourite Wacky ... ^_____^

It Does Exactly What It Says On The Wacky

You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Wacky ...EWW! x_x

Don't Get Mad, Get Wacky ... :D

[The Truthful Liar]

Here's a couple I got:

 

Legion Prevents That Sinking Feeling.

 

Have You Forgotten How Good Legion Tastes? LOL

 

Things Happen After a Legion. ...

 

The Legion That Eats Like A Meal. HAHAHAHA........... I don't get it o.O

 

Legion Makes Everything Better. In many ways.

 

It's That Legion Feeling.

 

*drum roll...*

 

Just one Truthful Liar, give it to me!!!

[Dark Sad Shadow]

Go To Work On A Darksadshadow

Good Darksadshadow Has Danish Written All Over It.

When You've Got Darksadshadow, Flaunt It

Darksadshadow Is Job 1.

You Can Be Sure of Darksadshadow

Darksadshadow Born and Bred

 

Better Ingredients, Better Darksadshadow

 

[Lynk Former]

Have You Forgotten How Good Lynk Tastes? I don't wanna taste myself... O.o

But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Lynk.

Would You Give Someone Your Last Lynk? no, it's mine!!

I Can't Believe It's Not Lynk. yeah neither can i

There's Only One Lynk. So true

Oh Hungry? Oh Lynk.

Where Lynk is a Pleasure. *raises an eyebrow*

Aaahh, Lynk! eheheh...

I Want My Lynk. Yeah they all want me...

How Do You Eat Your Lynk? what the?

There's First Love, and There's Lynk Love. ehehehe

When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Lynk Overnight.

Unzip a Lynk. O.O

Obey Your Lynk.

Wouldn't you rather be Lynk?

Only Lynk Has The Answer.

 

Mr. Weasel Makes Everything Better.

It's Not TV. It's Mr. Weasel.

[JangoClone#104]

here we go

 

The Clone That Likes To Say Yes. That's me all right!

You Can Be Sure of Clone.

For The Clone You Don't Yet Know. Hell ya.

Recommended By Dr. Clone.

To Our Members, We're the Fourth Emergency Clone.

The Clone Goes Straight to your Head.

Clone - Australian for Beer.

It's Clone Time.

Where's The Clone? Right Here.

Come See the Softer Side of Clone. I hava a softer side?

Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Clone!

Obey Your Clone. HA!

Daddy or Clone? You tell me.

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Clone. That's right, scream.

[Pisces]

Here, be ye:

 

Does the Hard NeoDios for you. Better not mean what it sounds like

Happiness is Neodios-Shaped. Hell yes

Just for the Taste of Neodios. ohh, kinky

Never Knowingly Neodios. Guh?

Ho Ho Ho, Green Neodios. Merry Christmas

Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Neodios Knows for Sure.

The Neodios That Likes To Say Yes.No.

Moms Like You Choose Neodios.So make the right choice

A Finger of Neodios is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.Lemme 'lone

A Neodios A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.You know it

Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Neodios.I'm very sensitive

The Right Neodios at the Right Time.It's always is

If You Like A Lot Of Neodios On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club.Biscuits scare me

See the Neodios, Feel the Shine.I'm bright

Obey Your Neodios.You heard'em

 

And the bloody thing froze. So that's it so far....hhhmmmm. Some of those can be seen as dirty too. Hmmmm

[Kjølen]

Haha, my fav i the overnight one or the [name] love one

[Redwing]

Redwing Is Good For You.

The Science Of Redwing.

I'd Like to Buy the World a Redwing.

Make Someone Happy with a Redwing.

The Non-Sticky Sticky Redwing.

Kills All Known Redwing - Dead. (waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh )

My Goodness, My Redwing!

The Joy of Redwing.

Dude, You're Getting a Redwing!

See the Redwing, Feel the Shine.

Bet You Can't Eat Redwing.

Because Redwing Can't Drive. ( )

Don't Be Vague. Ask for Redwing.

Moving at the Speed of Redwing.

Tell Them About The Redwing, Mummy.

Taste the Redwing.

Smart. Beautiful. Redwing.

Unzip a Redwing.

Redwing. It's What's for Dinner. (O.O!!!!)

When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Redwing Overnight.

Redwing Wanted.

You've Got Questions. We've Got Redwing.

Think Redwing.

You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Redwing On Your Knife. (O.o;;; )

Because Redwing is Complicated Enough.

A Day Without Redwing is Like a Day Without Sunshine.

You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Redwing.

 

[SuicidalXWing]

Make it a SuicidalXWing Night.

Get The SuicidalXWing out.

Because SuicidalXWing is Complicated Enough.

Let's Face The Music and SuicidalXWing.

Absolut SuicidalXWing.

Uh-oh, Better Get SuicidalXWing.

Stimulation for Body and SuicidalXWing.

There Ain't No Party Like A SuicidalXWing Party.

I Feel Like SuicidalXWing Tonight.

Shake the Bottle, Wake the SuicidalXWing.

Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her SuicidalXWing Knows for Sure.

Grab Life by the Suicidalxwing.

Good To The Last Suicidalxwing.

Ribbed For Her Suicidalxwing. < Don't wanna know.

Don't Get Mad, Get Suicidalxwing.

I Want My Suicidalxwing.

Snap Into A Slim Suicidalxwing.

Loves the Suicidalxwing You Hate.

Builds Bonny Suicidalxwing.

Make Every Suicidalxwing Count.

It's Shake 'n' Suicidalxwing, and I Helped.

Suicidalxwing - The Appetizer!

Just Like Suicidalxwing Used To Make.

I'm a Secret Suicidalxwing Drinker.

Kids Will Do Anything For Suicidalxwing.

I'd Walk a Mile for a Suicidalxwing.

Suicidalxwing Born and Bred. < that might scare a few

If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Suicidalxwing.

Come See the Softer Side of Suicidalxwing. <lol, softer side?

[Skate Boy]

My favorite,

 

Smart. Beatiful. Skate Boy. How true.

"I'm only here for the Skate Boy" I've heard that alot.

"That's handy, Harry, stick it in the Skate Boy"

 

Here's one I just tried

"Poop just feels right"

[Deac]

I like:

 

151 countries, 1 Deac

 

A Deac a day helps you work, rest and play

It's a new Deac every day

There's no wrong way to eat a Deac.

Making Deac taste better ()

It's that Deac feeling.

Turn loose the Deac.

Men can't help acting on Deac.

Nothing comes between me and my Deac.

Recommended by Dr. Deac

With a name like Deac, it has to be good.

 

This'd make a great sig generator! Except that half of them seem to want people to eat me...

[leXX]

I Liked The Lexx So Much, I Bought The Company!

Mild Green Lexx Liquid.

Kids Will Do Anything For Lexx.

Melts In Your Lexx, Not In Your Hand.

If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Lexx.

But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Lexx.

Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Lexx.

 

 

Great site!

[Clem]

Clem Comes to Those Who Wait.

Gotta Lotta Clem. (u saying im FAT?!)

Bet You Can't Eat Clem. (too chewy for ya?)

Make Every Clem Count. (every?! ... theres only 1 CLEM!)

Moms Like You Choose Clem. (pervs 1the lot of em)

Tonight, Let It Be Clem. (OH YESS ... LET IT BE ME ..... for what? o.0)

Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Clem? (strokably smooth )

Reach Out and Touch Clem. (hey ... look but dont touch)

Gives A Meal Clem-Appeal.

It's A Bit Of A Clem. (arent we all)

Cleans Right Round The Clem. (a BIG sponge)

Top Breeders Reccomend Clem. (for what i may ask?)

Clem - The Appetizer! (mmmmmm tasty)

A Finger of Clem is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat. (HEY i only got 10 and i need em all!)

Life's Pretty Straight Without Clem. (i make ur life bendy) (enuff to make ne woman bent )

Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Clem. (blood n guts everywhere)

Melts In Your Clem, Not In Your Hand. (cos im hot baby )

Chocolate Clem Since 1911. (whole lotta choccie)

Clem Prevents That Sinking Feeling. (1 clem and you'll be expanding forever)

 

[Clem]

bumpalicious

 

i still like

 

The future is bright, the future is Clem

 

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