NamelessSith Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 Alright, we've got Metroid Prime and Star Wars: Bounty Hunter on everyone's "to play" list (I hope), but who do you think would win in a fight: Jango or Samus? Let's hear your feedback on this, because it's been an on-going debate at school for a lot of my friends. Remember to make this a clean fight. LET'S GET IT ON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 Jango. Wow, Samus can turn into a ball and roll around. Jango can blast her metal hide to peices! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NamelessSith Posted December 2, 2002 Author Share Posted December 2, 2002 Yup, I agree. Jango's chromed-up self would blow Samus to bits! Plus Jango's got clones! Samus has... herself. Fergie, pull out that interesting thing we determined about Samus' true identity! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 I think this'd actually be a pretty close awesome fight to watch. They both have plenty of toys, none being all powerful, or exploiting another's weak point, so it'd be a sompetition of brains. Now I don't really know who to decide on in this competition, so I'm going with Samus. Just to keep it from being a blowout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 No girl could ever beat Jango. Wait no non-jedi could ever beat Jango. Seriously, he's the badest, most dangerous, most feared normal person in the galaxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Oh PLEASE! That is SO unfair!! Give Samus an army of 15,000 and then it'd be ALMOST fair! Jango can fly, dudes! He's frickin' awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Samus is cool but like Eets said, Jango can fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmjedi Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 I would have to say Jango. He is just cool and has more gadget's than Samus. He also has that rocket on his Jetpack and he can fly. He definetly had bigger advantages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 It's time for Point-Counterpoint *big, serious music starts to play* With your host, Darth Homer!! Thank you! *big, serious music suddenly switches to clown music* Thank....HEY!! EETS!! Get out of the booth and let Rhett do his job!!! *Eets leaves, yet clown music continues...* Oh very funny.....ANYWAY, let's get down to business Jango vs Samus, fight to the death, who'd win? Jango has a rocket on his jetpack Samus has lots of rockets fired from arm-cannon Winner: Samus Jango has dual blasters on his hips, flamethrower on his arm, and grappling hooks Samus has a multi-functional arm cannon Winner: Jango Jango has a helmet & bodyarmor that are easily damaged (twice his jet pack went out in ep2) Samus has bulky, pretty much everything proof armor Winner: Samus (barely) Jango: Male Samus: Hottie Winner: Samus Jango can fly using his jetpack Samus has nozzles for what I can only assume is a jetpack (see Metroid commercial), but still has to use laser grappler to get across gaps winner: Jango Jango has 1 unaltered clone-son & legions of cloned troopers Samus once saved a baby metroid (which later returned the favor, sacrificing itself) winner: Jango Jango's enemies are ***-kicking defenders of the universe Samus' enemies are slug-like creatures winner: Jango Final totoal Jango: 4 Samus: 3 So there you have it, Jango wins it by a head....errr, uh.....yeah, nevermind *Clown music starts back up* OH WILL YOU QUIT IT?!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Originally posted by Boba Rhett Samus is cool but like Eets said, Jango can fly. Not to mention Jango can move and aim at the same time ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Originally posted by Eets Not to mention Jango can move and aim at the same time ^_^ Well....in BH he can't, but it doens't matter. Once Jango locks onto you, you are as good as dead, because he does not miss when he is locked on, period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 I'm the only one here that's not going to go with the flow. Samus could kick Jango's arse halfway to Coruscant. Granted it would be an even match most of the way, but I think she'll prevail, especially given all her new abilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Who is the second one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 ... Samus! ..... Aran! .... Samus Aran! That sexy lady that has starred in all the Metroid games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 Metriod? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted December 3, 2002 Share Posted December 3, 2002 All right. Here we go. Jango would win because he is secure in his manhood. Samus Aran (a.k.a.- JUSTIN BAILEY!!! *BUM BUM BUM*) is a male transvestite! Plus Samus just stands there charging his blaster up to fire and Jango pulls out both his blasters and just busts a cap. BTW, "Justin Bailey" is a code to get Samus without his armor on Metriod for NES...makes you wonder... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 You guys so underrate Samus, you're not alone Rogue9, I support the greatest Bounty Hunter in the Galaxy also, and her name is Samus Aran. I don't think you realise Samus's full potential. 1. The new but-kickin suit, It's fully functional in water, and in areas of high radiation. 2. Those "things" on her back, - actually give her the jumping prowess of about that of a jedi using the force or greater. Now here's were you say, "But Jango can fly..." well it ain't flying but it works just as well in plenty of situations. 3. Grapple-Beam - great toy, good for use in getting hard to reach places or keeping certain people from getting too far away. Here's where you say, "but Jango's got a 'capture-cable' or whatever it's called..." Samus's is very much more versatile being energy-based. 4. Missile Launcher - This thing is awesome, the missiles are quite powerful, and she manages to store more than 100 in her suit, and they of course home in on targets. 5. Beam Cannon - What can you say baout this, 4 different beams. Each being able to fire rapidly (which isn't that weak at all) or charge up and fire one monster of a shot. It has normal energy beam, Electric beam, Ice beam, and Fire beam. Each which can dish out a butt-whooping with it's extra features. I don't think the morph ball would be that much of an asset unless they were in a very interesting arena, so I won't mention it. But there is a synopsis of Samus, now I want someone could do one of Jango with similar accuracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C Shutt Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 Originally posted by NamelessSith Yup, I agree. Jango's chromed-up self would blow Samus to bits! Plus Jango's got clones! Clones which get taken out by blind men. Face it, the Fetts are posers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted December 4, 2002 Share Posted December 4, 2002 WHO IS SAMUS ARAN DAMMIT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NamelessSith Posted December 5, 2002 Author Share Posted December 5, 2002 Originally posted by Carl Shutt Clones which get taken out by blind men. Face it, the Fetts are posers. The clones are programmed that way. They follow orders with "Yes, sir." As for your poser comment... Sure! And both Jango and eventually Boba were the most feared bounty hunters in the galaxy. How do you figure POSERS would pull that off?! The only reason they both died is because they were both up against Jedi. The force screwed them over, and so did the writers. Had the movies been written in chronological order instead of 4, 5, 6 and THEN the first three, Jango probably wouldn't have died on the same movie he made his intro in. They just had to get rid of him, nothing more. Jango is THE BEST BOUNTY HUNTER THERE IS! Who else could drive into a spaceport in a landspeeder bumpin' to the "Roll Out Song" by Ludacris (With the chromed-out armor, might I add)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthfergie Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Originally posted by NamelessSith Who else could drive into a spaceport in a landspeeder bumpin' to the "Roll Out Song" by Ludacris (With the chromed-out armor, might I add)? One word...Mace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Originally posted by Artoo But there is a synopsis of Samus, now I want someone could do one of Jango with similar accuracy. Alright, here you go. I don't think anyone fully realizes Jango's or Boba's full potential. If you haven't read The Bounty Hunter wars, then you don't know what you're talking about. 1. Jango actually has defeated a Jedi, and make that a dark Jedi. Oh, and she had two lightsabers. Her name was Komari Vosa, and she'd slice and dice Samus before she could even make a move. Oh, and i almost forgot, at the same time he also took down the massive criminal cult known as the Bando Gora, whom even the Hutt's called evil. 2. Boba, an exact copy of Jango, took down the entire Bounty Hunter's guild all by himself. nuff said. 3. That "thing" on his back is a jetpack. He could fly circles around Samus while she jumped in the air. 4. That "thing" on his back also has a missle launcher. They are homing, and he also has ones that can split into three missle, all of which home. 5. Flame thrower. Yeah. 6. Darts. Ok, he's pretty versatile here. He could just poison her with a toxic dart. Or he could blow off her appendages with a high explosive dart. Or he could shatter that shiny little face place of hers with a armour piercing dart and make a nice little hole through the middle of her head. 7. Double blasters. Rapid fire, pretty powerfull, combine them with the jetpack and Samus can't touch him. Oh, and Jango doesn't miss, period. He killed a Jedi with these babies, what's Smaus gonna do? 8. Whipcord. One cord's just like another, who cares if it's energy based or not, they all accomplish the same thing. But i bet Jango has a longer range. 9. Mandalorian Armor. The Mandalorians weren't the most feared mercenaries in the galaxy for nothing. Mandalorian metal is almost indestructable. Hmm...the armour saved Boba from the Sarlaac's digestive track. Let's see Samus's suit do that. Plus, the gloves give Jango (and Boba), incredible strength, more so than any human could have alone. And finally his helmet. It is fully equiped with scanning and trgetting information. It has a built in comlink and slave circuits. Plus, it gives him no-light vision as well as automatic polarization, giving him the best possible vision and clarity in all environments. I could go on, but i think that's plenty for you, Artoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 I have been humbled *bows* Thank you for being accurate. But I'm still putting my money on Samus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherack Nhar Posted December 5, 2002 Share Posted December 5, 2002 Originally posted by Tie Guy Alright, here you go. I don't think anyone fully realizes Jango's or Boba's full potential. If you haven't read The Bounty Hunter wars, then you don't know what you're talking about. However, that is EU! Are we sticking to canon Star Wars here, or do we include EU? I vote SAMUS, because I prefer older franchise icons Also, Samus has yet to die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NamelessSith Posted December 5, 2002 Author Share Posted December 5, 2002 Originally posted by darthfergie One word...Mace! VERY TRUE! That Mace Windu's one bad motha (Watch yo mouth!) ...Just talkin bout Mace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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