Rad Blackrose Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 The following can be found on either the license plate or helmet on a biker: If you're wondering about the b****, she fell off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 in front of an eye hospital: EYE MKR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camus Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 Originally posted by JediNyt This is one of the best bumper stickers ever: "I want to die peacfully in my sleep like my Grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers." oh yes that one is a classic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediNyt Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 I like this one: I break for tailgaters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockV1.89 Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 Originally posted by GonkH8er "STFU" or "WTF?" would make nice licence plates too lmao I just checked the NY DMV site.... someone took "STFU" already... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 I saw one that read, "A55 0RGY." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockV1.89 Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 lmao Wow, thats pretty bad... San Francisco? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 my friends brother has one that says my son sold weed to your honor roll student and knocked up your daughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 I'd like to see one that said "IM TOPLS." "3M TA3" is pretty funny too. Look at it backwords if you don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy867 Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 I like the bumper sticker that says "Driver Carries no cash, he is married..." And as for plates, I like the one I saw from NJ that said SKREWDUP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowTemplar Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 Rumors persist of a driver who bought an engine that uses a cheaper kind of gas, but one that pollutes more, and therefore there is a tax on that kind of engine. Anyway, he paid the tax of a normal engine, and had "I CHEAT" written on his plates. Naturally he was busted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rad Blackrose Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 Originally posted by InsaneSith my friends brother has one that says my son sold weed to your honor roll student and knocked up your daughter. Funny, I've heard that before... in a George Carlin skit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 Originally posted by ckcsaber Best liscence plate ever is from Seinfeld. ASSMAN. This is from the episode when Kramer was pretending to be a proctologist. lol, that was great! I love that show. I even have a shirt of the painting entitled, "The Kramer" on it. That was from an episode Jerry's g/f was an artist and Kramer was a subject. Quoted from art critics on the shirt below the picture is, "He is a loathesome offensive brute, yet I can't look away." *** Oh, how 'bout from Frasier. Marty's Winnebago plate: RDWRRIR. Frasier and Niles don't get it, but later in the episode, a guy honks as he drives by screaming, "Hey, nice wheels, Road Warrior!" or something like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiRtY $oUtH™ Posted January 9, 2003 Author Share Posted January 9, 2003 wow...this thread is coming along nicely. Anyways, my 2 favorites are the one about selling weed to the honor student and the one i posted "ex lovers make great speed bumps":D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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