ShockV1.89 Posted January 3, 2003 Posted January 3, 2003 I just walked into my room after taking a shower to see a huge pile of dog turds steaming away in the corner. As I noticed it, I felt a wetness spreading across my foot. I was standing in dog pee. I glanced over and saw the Ferrero Roche candies I'd gotten for xmas strewn across the floor, most of them eaten, the rest chewed in the wrappers. I looked up at my desk where the mystic globe thingy my gf had gotten me had been sitting (mystic globe is basically a ball with cloudy liquid in it that swirls when you turn it on. pretty trippy). The ball was gone. I noticed wetness all over the floor. Lotsa of glass. Hey, the ball had fallen, landed on the 17 inch monitor I'd been saving for my new system. Blue liquid had gone right into it. Further more, the rest of the stuff had splashed over the hamper full of clean clothes that I had not yet folded and put away... Hmph... It's gonna be a bad day...
BlackDove Posted January 3, 2003 Posted January 3, 2003 ooooooo double thread, pressing that button repeatedly = bad
TheHobGoblin Posted January 3, 2003 Posted January 3, 2003 Who did such a dark thing. For I shall stop him. And return your.......errrrrm..........what left.....
ShockV1.89 Posted January 3, 2003 Author Posted January 3, 2003 Doh. When I checked back, the first one hadnt even posted yet. Doh.
BlackDove Posted January 3, 2003 Posted January 3, 2003 You actually made 4 lol, and someone closed the one that was actually the one people started posting "good" posts in
RoguePhotonic Posted January 4, 2003 Posted January 4, 2003 ****ing shotgun man...****ing shotgun....shoot the beast...no mercy
Pisces Posted January 4, 2003 Posted January 4, 2003 o.0? O.O! Wow, that makes my bad days look like the highlights of life. Man smote the bloody beast and his master, smote them good.
Boba Rhett Posted January 4, 2003 Posted January 4, 2003 Wow. Watch out for lightning. It can't be very far off.
BCanr2d2 Posted January 4, 2003 Posted January 4, 2003 Keep your eyes on the ceiling, I am sure that isn't too far from falling in on you as well.....
-s/<itzo- Posted January 4, 2003 Posted January 4, 2003 yeah dude, that does suck. i guess it was meant to be.
ShockV1.89 Posted January 4, 2003 Author Posted January 4, 2003 Heh. My day didnt get much worse. I shoveled the driveway of snow and fell on my arse, then got up and my sister shook a branch and dumped more snow on me. But otherwise, aside from being bored from being stuck in one place, no lightning, safes, or meteorites fell from the sky to kill me. Maybe I'll just sleep all of tomorrow....
Agen Posted January 4, 2003 Posted January 4, 2003 BLAME THE DOG! Always the dog........ they're evil! Notice how they always follow you to see what you like? well soon as you leave, goto school, whatever, they turn into rampant gaint dog monsters that walk on their Hind legs!!!!!!!!!! Kill the Dog!
Reborn Outcast Posted January 4, 2003 Posted January 4, 2003 Just coemt o the forums... they'll make you feel warm and fuzzy inside... that is until you leave and have to see the mess again. Yea I say make the dog shovel the snow.... and then you can make him clean up your room... MWAHAHAHAHAH *goes back to bed*
Hyperglide Posted January 4, 2003 Posted January 4, 2003 Moments like this are EXACTLY why I am a cat person. I used to have dogs b4. They stink they are to big you have to walk them and you have to clean up their Sh!t to much of a hassle for me. To sum it up Cats pwn, unless they are hyperactive Siamese cats then kill them lol. Sorry to hear your dilemma btw Shock.
Reborn Outcast Posted January 4, 2003 Posted January 4, 2003 I have a cat but it runs into walls and jumps off our banister. o_0 so I would like a dog also if it can get along with the cat.
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