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ckcsaber jumps off quickly, as the swoop bike comes to a halt, and runs towards the wreckage of his headhunter.

 

"It must be here, ckcsaber mutters. "Topshot said it was indestructible...."

 

Hastily ckcsaber drops to his knees, hands digging thru the rubble.

 

His search continues for another hour when he comes upon the remnants of what was once his headhunters storage compartment. He searches through it to find a small half burned cloth holding the spoon hilt.

 

He quickly pockets the hilt, and makes his way back to the swoop bike.

 

"It's gonna be a long ride back" he sighs......

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With Lunatic studying the poison and ckcsaber bringing back the saber, Topshot knows everything will be alright for his fallen comrade.

 

"It's only time before that alien's poison takes effect in InsaneSith's blood. And that is not good......" Topshot thinks to himself,"..........please hurry back, ckcsaber! I don't know if he can last much longer!"

 

Turning to Lunatic, he asks about the poison.

 

"Have you found out yet what type of poison that was?"

 

"As of yet, I do not know. I'm going to study the poison for a possible antidote."

 

"Well, let's hope you find one soon........"

 

"Don't worry about it, Topshot. I'll find one."

 

"Thanks."

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Lunatic delicately pours a calcium-nitrogen compound into a flask containing a few little millileters of poison... and nothing happens. He swears under his breath, and whirls his chair around to one of the other many desks in the lab. As he turns, he inhales sharply, also inhaling a bit of pepper lurking on a plate containing a half-eaten meal from earlier that night. He starts to gear up for a sneeze, and by a sheer act of fate, he sneezes right into the mixture. It suddenly turns green and begins to bubble.

 

Lunatic's eyes widen and he leaps from his chair, closes the flask, and runs toward the medical tent, screaming "I've done it! I've done it!"

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"So, you found an antidote, Lunatic?"

 

ckcsaber steps thru the flap of tent, one hand holding his spear, the other tightly gripping the spoon hilt.

 

"Antidote or no, we have the spoon hilt now, not just to heal Insane, but to help us with our war with the Aliens." ckcsaber says as he hands Topshot the hilt.

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Lunatic looks disappointed.

 

"You mean my antidote is worthless now? My sweat and blood... and a little mucus, went into this thing and now I have nothing to use it for? This sucks. Oh well. InsaneSith is okay and that's all that matters..."

 

Lunatic haphazardly tosses the flask over his shoulder. It flies through the tent flap and lands outside. The flask breaks and there is a sudden explosion. The concoction explodes and burns with a power greater than that of napalm. Everyone stands by the small burning patch of grass with wide eyes. They exchange devious glances, and all say at once...

 

"I think we have a new weapon..."

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"You were poisoned. For a while, you were knocked out due to the effect it was having on you. Luckily, ckcsaber, Lunatic Jedi, and myself have cured you of that ailment."

 

*Looks outside the tent.*

 

"Uh-oh! Looks like those aliens found where we were hiding!"

 

Lunatic: "How many are out there?"

 

Topshot:"About 10 of 'em. Each are carrying high impact

weapons. Looks like we'll have to kill them before they

reach our view......"

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*Takes out his katanas from the side hatch of the safety tent and starts slicing 'n' dicing. 10 more head for Topshot.*

 

"10 on 1, huh? Them's good odds to me!"

 

*Keeps twirling and whirling in a blur, slicing through aliens as if though he was dancing with his blades.*

 

"JokeMaster and Flanders are still at the ruins of the base! I'll hurry up and signal them!"

 

*Presses the emergency ally signal on his belt, calling the two.*

 

From the ground rose the same demon scum they had fought to destroy at the Temple of the Spoons. This time, he brought a few friends along.

 

Topshot looks back, only to get knocked aside by one of the demonic super-hulks.

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"Oh crapwads..."

 

Lunatic whips out his broadsword and hacks at one of the demon's ankles, severing it. The demon shrieks hideously as disgusting, thick blood gushes from the wound. Lunatic whirls his blade around and drives it through the agonizing creatures skull.

 

"One down..." he hisses.

 

He wheels around and jabs the tip of his keen sword into another demon's abdomen, doubling it over. He promptly withdraws the blade and, with a vicious slash, decapitates the abomination.

 

He turns to the tents and yells "JOKEMASTER! FLANDERS! WE COULD USE A LITTLE HELP OUT HERE!"

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ckcsaber lazily blows another smoke ring from his pipe. He lets out a content sigh as he sinks deeper into the chair.

 

Outside ckcsaber’s tent, there is the sound of fighting, and something that sounds a little like that demon they encountered at the Temple.

 

"JOKEMASTER! FLANDERS! WE COULD USE A LITTLE HELP OUT HERE!" yells Lunatic Jedi.

 

Pausing, ckcsaber decides wether or not he should join the fray. On one hand, he wasn’t ASKED to help so it might be rude to join in, but on the other hand it might be rude if he didn’t help out.

 

ckcsaber’s brain works furiously over his dilema, wether or not to join in the battle despite being asked to.

 

A decision was made for him when the huge demon ripped the tent out of the ground, leaving ckcsaber staring slackjawed at the moster looming overhead….

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"Uggh, what hit me?" Topshot questions, finally coming back to consciousness.

 

 

He looks to the now ruined tent, except it wasn't a tent he was seeing. Instead, he saw ckcsaber just standing there staring at the monster as if he didn't know what to do.

 

"I thought we killed that thing.........," he said, grimly,".........I guess there's no time to stand here and watch my friends get ripped to pieces..........."

 

With that said, Topshot quickly descends upon the beast and starts laying blow after devastating blow on the heavy creature. Face smashings, scissor take downs, back breakers. There was not a single move in the whole book of martial arts that Topshot couldn't remember, because he remembered those moves well.

 

After cutting off the demon's circulation, Topshot flips to his feet and, with one swift motion, throws ckcsaber one of his katanas.

 

"Here.....catch!!!!!!!"

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Lunatic lobs a grenade into a crowd of demons, tossing them through the air in a shower of limbs and thick, curdled blood. He unsheathes his twin katanas and jabs them in a demon's stomach, whirls around, stabs them in its stomach again, and then kicks it in the face, toppling its corpse over.

 

He whips out his dual pistols, leaps straight into the air, and starts shooting demons. The recoil of the twin pistols keeps him suspended in the air. He stops firing, somersaults in mid-air and lands in the center of a circle of dead demons.

 

He turns to the tents to see some particularly large demons attacking the tents.

 

"Oh hell," he mutters, and runs toward the tents...

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"HERE........ CATCH!" yells Topshot as he throws a Katana to ckcsaber.

 

He quickly snatches it out of the air and throws it into the face of a rushing alien.

 

Gunshots can be heard as Lunatic Jedi jumps thru the air, pumping metal into the aliens.

 

With the big Demon taken care of thanks to Topshot, ckcsaber slightly relaxes, but a shout of warning comes from Lunatic Jedi who hurridly points at the cause of his warning.

 

A pack of demons, the type they faced at the Temple, charges towards the remainder of the tents.

 

ckcsaber hastily grabs his spear and readies himself for the upcoming onslaught.....

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Lunatic dashes full speed toward the tent encampment. A few soldiers are desparately trying to fight off the demons, but with limited success. Lunatic holsters his guns and unsheathes his broadsword. He charges, shouting at the demons and immediately decapitates one with inhuman brutality. One of the demons roars and with a lash of its massive hand, tosses Lunatic aside like a ragdoll. This only makes him angrier. He leaps to his feet and stabs the demon through the chest until his sword exits out its back.

 

"Bastard," Lunatic mutters, rubbing his injured side, not seeing the demon creeping up behind him. It whacks him upside the head, and with a disoriented groan, Lunatic falls to the ground.

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2 of the demons leap towards ckcsaber. He quickly drops to the ground rolling away from the demons mad slashes. With a grunt, he leaps up, spear twirling overhead, cleaving the head off of 1 demon, while slashin the arm of the other.

 

ckcsaber jumps back, gasping for air, spear spinning with a flourish, knocking away the fierce attacks from the angry one-armed demon. ckcsaber is slowly pushed back by this fierce onslaught, until a "thwap" rushes past ckcsaber's ear. A katana firmly plants itself into the demons head, thanks to Topshot.

 

With a cry, Topshot points to a Demon creeping behind Lunatic Jedi. ckcsaber gathers himself, and runs full out towards Lunatic, but to no avail, as Lunatic is knocked unconscious. With a roar of fury, ckcsaber cruelly decapitates the demon and stands over the body of Lunatic, screaming for more help, as 4 demons begin running towards the 2.....

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Lunatic slowly begins to regain conciousness. Everything is a muddled blur, and all he can hear is chaotic yelling and the the wet crunching noises of blades tearing through demon flesh. Lunatic lifts his head a bit, then suddenly becomes aware of the blinding pain in his head and passes out again...

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