Bob Gnarly Posted January 18, 2003 Share Posted January 18, 2003 there where all discusing why dooku ran away from yoda and every got outta hand and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted January 18, 2003 Share Posted January 18, 2003 After a few to many Corellian Ales on Kamino where they were picking up a new clone order, they had trouble watching their steps near the edges of the landing platforms... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted January 18, 2003 Share Posted January 18, 2003 Anakin pressed the self destruct button insted of the elevator button and blew up the jedi academy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted January 18, 2003 Share Posted January 18, 2003 I tried to tell him not to do it, but that little Ewok was out of control! Its not my fault!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted January 18, 2003 Share Posted January 18, 2003 There was a party at the Jedi Temple, and Anakin, dancing naked on a table with a lampshade on is head, tried juggling with ignited lightsabers, thus wiping out all the Jedi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teutonicknight Posted January 18, 2003 Share Posted January 18, 2003 Originally posted by Padanime new question: How did the jedi purge happen? (u know, almost all jedi were killed, how did that happen?) Â Jedi at a party: Â Mace: "This party's ove-" Â *Mace trips on robe* Beheads jedi. Â Padawan: "No!!!!!!" Â *Padawan runs up and starts hacking at Mace* Â *All the Jedi start killing each other* Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 when count dooku farted himself to death and the jedi council members blew up from indigestion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil Doll Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 because they were drinking a lot in the cantina, they were too drunk and all went to the bathroom and by accident all felt down in the sewels, so, they are still live there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jatt13 Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 well, it all started when mace told yoda he was looking more "muppity" than usual... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 They were members of the Heaven's Gate sect, many years before it hit earth. They didn't actually die, they went to a Galaxy Far, Far Away from their own, and were situated behind the comet Hale-Bopp... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003  (Opening Scene: A suburban house in a boring looking street. Zoom into upstairs window. Serious documentary music. Interior of small room. A bent figure (Michael Palin) huddles over a table, writing. He is surrounded by bits of paper. The camera is situated facing the man as he writes with immense concentration lining his unshaven face.) Voice Over : This man is Ernest Scribbler... writer of jokes. In a few moments, he win have written the funniest joke in the world... and, as a consequence, he will die ... laughing.    (Ernest stops writing, pauses to look at what he has written... a smile slowly spreads across his face, turning very, very slowly to uncontrolled hysterical laughter... he staggers to his feet and reels across room helpless with mounting mirth and eventually collapses and dies on the floor.)  Voice Over: It was obvious that this joke was lethal... no one could read it and live ...  (Ernest's mother (Eric Idle in drag) enters. She sees him dead, she gives a little cry of horror and bends over his body, weeping. Brokenly she notices thepiece of paper in his hand and picks it up and reads it between her sobs. Immediately she breaks out into hysterical laughter, leaps three feet into the air, and falls down dead without more ado. Cut to news type shot of commentator standing in front of the house.)  Commentator: This morning, shortly after eleven o'clock, comedy struck this little house in Dibley Road. Sudden ...violent ... comedy. Police have sealed off the area, and Scotland Yard's crack inspector is with me now.  Inspector: I shall enter the house and attempt to remove the joke.    (About now an upstairs window in the house is flung open and a doctor, rears his head out, hysterical with laughter, and dies hanging over the window sill. The commentator and the inspector look up and then continue as if they are used to such sights.)  Inspector: I shall be aided by the sound of sombre music, played on gramophone records, and also by the chanting of laments by the men of Q Division ... (Inspector points to a grouo of dour looking policemen standing nearby) The atmosphere thus created should protect me in the eventuality of me reading the joke. He gives a signal. The group of policemen start groaning and chanting biblical laments. The Dead March is heard. The inspector squares his shoulders and bravely starts walking into the house.  Commentator: There goes a brave man. Whether he comes out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in police history.  (The inspector suddenly appears at the door, helpless with laughter, holding the joke aloft. He collapses and dies. Cut to film of army vans driving along dark roads.)  Voice Over: It was not long before the Army became interested in the military potential of the Killer Joke. Under top security, the joke washurried to a meeting of Allied Commanders at the Ministry of War.  (Cut to door at Ham House: Soldier on guard comes to attention as dispatch rider hurries in carrying armoured box. (Notice on door: 'Conference. No Admittance'.) Dispatch nider rushes in. A door opens for him and closes behind him. We hear a mighty roar of laughter... . series of doomphs as the commanders hit the floor or table. Soldier outside does not move a muscle.)  (Cut to a pillbox on the Salisbury Plain. Track in to slit to see moustachioed top brass peering anxiously out.)  Voice Over: Top brass were impressed. Tests on Salisbury Plain confirmed the joke's devastating effectiveness at a range of up to fifty yards.  (Cut to shot looking out of slit in pillbox. Camera zooms through slit to distance where a solitary figure is standing on the windswept plain. He is a bespectacled, weedy lance-corporal (Terry Jones) looking cold and miserable. Pan across to fifty yards away where two helmeted soldiers are at their positions beside a blackboard on an easel covered with a cloth.    Cut in to corporal's face- registening complete lack of comprehension as well as stupidily. Man on top of pillbox waves flag. The soldiers reveal the joke to the corporal. He peers at it, thinks about its meaning, sniggers, and dies. Two watching generals are very impressed.)  Generals: Fantastic.  Cut to a Colonel talking to camera.  Colonel: All through the winter of '43 we had translators working, in joke-proof conditions, to try and produce a Jedi version of the joke. They worked on one word each for greater safety. One of them saw two words of the joke and spent several weeks in hospital· But apart from that things went pretty quickly, and we soon had the joke by January, in a form which our troops couldn't understand but which the Jedi could.  (Cut to a trench in the Ardennes· Members of the joke brigade are crouched holding pieces of paper with the joke on them.)  Voice Over: So, on July 8th, I944, the joke was first told to the enemy in the courtyards of Coruscant...  Commanding NCO: Tell the ... joke.  Joke Brigade: (together) Wenn ist das Nunstrück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!  (Pan out of the British trench across war-torn landscape and come to rest where presumably the Jedi trench is. There is a pause and then a group of Jedi rear up in hysterics.)  Voice Over: It was a fantastic success. Over sixty thousand times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke ...Cut to a film of Chamberlain brandishing the 'Peace in our time' bit of paper ... and one which Hider just couldn't match.  Film of Jedi rally. Yoda speaks; subtitles are superimposed.     SUBTITLE: 'MY DOG'S GOT NO NOSE' A young soldier responds: SUBTITLE: HOW DOES HE SMELL? Hitler speaks: SUBTITLE: AWFUL' Voice Over: In action it was deadly.  (Cut to a small squad with rifles making their way through forest. Suddenly one of them sees something and gives signal at which they all dive for cover. From the cover of a tree he reads out joke.)  Corporal: Wenn ist das Nunstrück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! .. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!  (Sniper falls laughing out of tree.)  Joke Brigade: (charging) Wenn ist das Nunstrück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.    (They chant the joke. Jedi are put to fight laughing, some dropping to ground.)  Voice Over: The Jedi casualties were appalling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 First they started out with a nice herbal cleansing to rejuvinate not only their bodies but the souls as well. They wrapped up the day with some nice aromatherapy and ear candling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 Sounds like Darth Groovy has just looked over his Monty Python videos again........!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted January 19, 2003 Author Share Posted January 19, 2003 points this round: 5points Jatt13  4points Tie Guy ckcsaber Darth Groovy  3points Katarn07 $am Devil Doll BCanr2d2 Boba Rhett teutonicknight Chase Windu  2points Boss Darth Zaius    Total points: 1. BCan2 12 points = Tie Guy  2. Boba Rhett 11 points = Katarn07  3. Havoc Stryphe 7 points = leXX 0 = Devil Doll 7  4. $am 6 points  5. Boss 5 points = teutonicknight = Jatt13  6. Hannibal 4 points = rogue15 = wassup = ckcsaber = Darth Groovy  7. Wraith 8 3 points = Chase Windu  8. Darth Zaius 2 points  next question: what is this object used for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 It is a device used to smoke illegal narcotics, such as spice and the such. Â *** Aren't you posting the scores anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tie Guy Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 Well, see, if you hold one of those metal grips and throw it like you're throwing an ugmulian blob ball then it will fly out and turn around and come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 it's something that Jar-Jar uses whan he's feeling a little lonely.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 Isn't it obious? Its a Gungan Condom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 19, 2003 Share Posted January 19, 2003 It's an efficient yet very uncomfortable two person seat that is having a test run in all of the trendiest places on Coruscant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 Its a drunkometer it tells how drunk you are. Â :quesyel: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 Originally posted by Chase Windu It's a futuristic bong. Â Isn't that what I said? Not in the exact same words... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 its the new and improved excersise machine: Now you to can look like a jedi and feal like one to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teutonicknight Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 It's the midget ewoks land speeder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 A wookie and gungan castrating device Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCanr2d2 Posted January 20, 2003 Share Posted January 20, 2003 A wine bottle opener from Kamino. It works more like what we would call a shoe horn to get the corks out.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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