git_sum_stuka Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 I would pour molten silver in his eyes and ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 first i would beat the crap out of him and then i would turn him in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 I'd wonder wtf he was doing in Iowa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 id wonder the same as rhett, only in kansas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daring dueler Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 i think id castrate him-not that i want to see what id castrate then turn him in where he would be beatin-harsh huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 Turn him in... with a few extra bonuses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 Get shot a million zillion times by his sharp shooting body guards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 leave him tied up in a chair watching re-runs of Barney, then after he loses his mind, i'd turn him in Acctually, now that i think about it im not that sadistic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 id turn him in for the money only dont care about anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Damage Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 i would towel whip him with his dirty turban Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 I agree with obiwan.......i'd get shot dead by his body guards before i even made eye contact with him.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 Ask him why he did what he did. Then turn him in. A quin-post. Beat that. -C'jais Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breton Posted January 27, 2003 Share Posted January 27, 2003 I would have turned him in, to Haag. Wouldn't everyone do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-s/<itzo- Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 I don't think this is approriate in the senate chambers section. How could this be a serious discussion? But if i did see him, i'll give a hair cut and a mustache trim. He needs it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoguePhotonic Posted January 28, 2003 Share Posted January 28, 2003 I'd shake his hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkum Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 id beat him up for blaspheming my religion and using it as a PATHETIC excuse to murder innocent lives, that dirty bastard!!!! But i wouldn't kill him, because i wouldn't get myself to kill anyone no matter how evil they are because then that makes me just as bad as they are. but id put in him in a lot of PAIN, then id turn him into the authorities. How would any of us be able to get him anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
access_flux Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 remove his toes and fingers then turn him in for the 50 mill reward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockV1.89 Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by RoguePhotonic I'd shake his hand. Troll. I'd cut his achilles tendons and the tendons at the backs of his knees, then turn him in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoguePhotonic Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Hey I was asked what I would do and that's it...he is a great man....i'm sorry you buy into brain washing but it's ok... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowTemplar Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Hmmm... Hard to tell. On the one hand: Turn him in. That's my duty. On the other hand: I may prefer to let him go, and avoid his goons hunting me for the rest of my life... After all, Rushdie got a Fatwa just for writing a book... That those who sentenced him hadn't even read, most likely... I wonder what Al Qaida would do to the guy who turned bin Laden in? Anyhow: Ich bin Laden- meister. It means: "I'm a shop- keeper." In German. Hey I was asked what I would do and that's it...he is a great man....i'm sorry you buy into brain washing but it's ok... Distasteful. Highly distasteful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockV1.89 Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Yup. I've been brainwashed into thinking that masterminding the destruction of two of the largest buildings in the world and killing thousands of innocent people is a bad thing. Poor me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoguePhotonic Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 I bet our presidents and army have destroyed more buildings and killed more innocent people then they have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkum Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by RoguePhotonic I bet our presidents and army have destroyed more buildings and killed more innocent people then they have true, but we do so in order to keep the peace, we had no other choice. Their cause is for mere destruction and pillaging, ours is to enforce the ideals of justice. we only do so in an attempt to stop madmen, like hitler and the kaiser, and mussolini, and Yakuzo(or whatever the japanese emperor's name was in WWII) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoguePhotonic Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 So us going into villages in Afghanistan with flamethrowers and killing everyone is to keep the peace?...and it's mostly woman and children.....oops...you might not know about that stuff...sorry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breton Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by Arkum true, but we do so in order to keep the peace, we had no other choice. But war never leads to peace you know. And for the most part, you do have other choices. Ever heard of "diplomatic soloution"? In Vietnam for example, no one asked you to ruin that country, but you did it anyway, only because they thought communism was cool. we only do so in an attempt to stop madmen, like hitler and the kaiser, and mussolini, and Yakuzo(or whatever the japanese emperor's name was in WWII) Well, you never cared about stopping them before they attacked you, did you? And why do you have to act as an "policeman" of the world (wich you don't IMO) when everyone hates that you're doing it? BTW, what kaiser? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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