Crow_Nest Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 You could try, say, stabbing me in the gut and saying that I am a fool of the highest calibur. Just a suggestion....... If i don't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Nothing will happen if you don't. There is nothing at stake and no consequences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 We have left this thread alone until now, but if it starts to get spammy with posts like this... *Don't know what to do next* and this... If i don't? ... then I'll close it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Uh... ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Originally posted by crow_nest Uh... ok She just told you to stop posting things like this didn't she. . . Aren't you all supposed to be having an endless bar fight here? Too much talk, not enough action... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wilson Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 (right, Im back) Picks up a radom dismembered hand and begins slaping crow_nest with it, therefore rendreing him Un con...uncon...Unawake damm it! for 2posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 *Mind tricks topshot and makes him jump off a cliff* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 *Ignores Crow's Mind Trick, due to Captain Wilson's above post. Picks up a wooden chair and clobbers Wilson with it.* Wilson is out for 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted September 23, 2003 Share Posted September 23, 2003 *spins topshot around and DDT's his head through the floor* *opens random fire on the cantina* topshot is outcold for 3 posts crow_nest, Wilson, and Lynk are grazed and tend to there wounds for 1 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 I'm the moderator here, I'm untouchable, you touch me and this thread goes down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uplink Posted September 25, 2003 Share Posted September 25, 2003 Walks in. Looks around. "Oh, sorry. Thought this was roleplay" Fires a grenade that will explode as soon as you finish reading this post and runs out shooting as he goes 3...2...1.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 *Hits topshot's head with a wooden stick* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 *Gives Crow 'The Angle.'* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 *Strangles topshot* *And pushes him off a clif* See you in hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 26, 2003 Share Posted September 26, 2003 *Teleports behind him, just as if he really were Yoshimitsu. Takes out the Sheperd's Crook and beats Crow with it. In the background, you can hear sheep "bah-ing" every time the Sheperd's Crook makes contact.* Ever the tale "Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow?" Well this is the Soul Calibur 2 rendition of that theme, also known as "Yoshi had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 *topshot tries to escape on his swoopbike, but luckily i rearanged the wires, so when topshot tries to start the engine, BOOM!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 Touche, my good man. ------------------------------ Topshot survives the accident, then sneaks up from behind and re-wires Crow's jetpack. When Crow tries to escape, his booster engines over heat and explode like a timed bomb gone whacko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 *Uses force protect, and resists the explosion* *Slices topshot's heart in half with my Lightsaber* Muahahahahaha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 *Just before he dies, he grabs onto Crow and uses force drain to replenish his health, then uses force destruction to blast Crow into the next dimension.* Muwahahahahahaha!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 *just before i was transported, i called out some of my crows to attack toshot* *topshot runs away likea sissy girl* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 *sends a squadron of attack chickens to swarm over Crow's crows and watches 'em drop like flies. They then swarm over Crow and teach him a lesson entitled "Running Like An Overgrown Chicken for the Crow User's Guide." (pun not meant to be taken seriously, of course.) * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 Originally posted by topshot *sends a squadron of attack chickens to swarm over Crow's crows and watches 'em drop like flies. They then swarm over Crow and teach him a lesson entitled "Running Like An Overgrown Chicken for the Crow User's Guide." (pun not meant to be taken seriously, of course.) * Haha, you dummy. Everyone knows that chickens can't fly. How are they going to attack my crows when they are in the air? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 When I said swarm, I meant from the ground! They be using guns, mate. AMD .65 Hungarians to be exact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 Why not just throw eggs instead of using guns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted September 27, 2003 Share Posted September 27, 2003 Naw, too slow. But then again........ *Throws a rotten egg at Crow.* .......you never know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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