Darth Homer Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 *Homer's spirit rises up & flies around the room* [old lady]Don't let the spirit get into the roast!![/Old lady] *Homer's spirit flies into the roast* *Rob Schneider comes along, picks up roast & force-feeds it to Mastern64* *Mastern64 then morphs into Homer* Mastern64 is possesed by Homer's spirit for 3 posts or until exorcised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kybur Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 *throws a shuriken at Darth Homer the shuriken is embedded in his neck* Darth Homer dies of blood loss he is out for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 *rams the Reaver through Kybur's chest* *Kybur damn near cries as he hears ribs and vertebrae breaking, lungs puncturing, and skin ripping* VAAAAAAAEEEEEEEE VICTUS!!! Kybur is dead for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockerD Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 *draws frostmourne cuts off Kains right leg then left.....slices through his right and left arm.....with one final blow beheads Kain* Kain is a lifeless stump for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 *Reaps vengeance upon the one who has caused Kain harm. Pulls out the Soul Edge and slices RockerD right down the middle.* [RockerD is dead for 3 posts.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 *pumps lots of water into topshot until he explodes* topshot = out for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 *rolls out from behind bar and bites crow's leg* "yummy i can taste bone!" [crow is out for one post shaking me off] [i'm out for one beeing shaken off] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 *revive post* ^--This counts towards anyone elses revive post, but I didn't attack so I cannot be attacked, cool huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 *Grabs MMMPIE!!! and stuffs an exaust pipe into his mouth* PIE = out for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockerD Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 *grabs crow and throws him off a bar stool into the glass window* crow is out for 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 *Clubs RockerD over the head.* RockerD is down for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 *drives a rock drill through topshot's chest* [topshot out for 2] YAY 200th post!!! I'm a Ewok!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 *knocks MMMPIE!!!'s head with a super-hard hammer that his skull broke* PIE is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 *grabs Growth Mushroom a la Mario Bros & grows big* *steps on Crow* Crow is being wiped off Homer's enlarged foot for 1 post & smushed for an additional post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 *Commandeers an X-Wing and leads Darth Homer into his shots.* Darth Homer is rapidly fired upon for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 *jumps upon topshot and beats the hell out of him!* [topshot out for 2] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urluckyday Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 Ahhh! He dies for no reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 *grabs PIE and sold him to some jawas* *The jawas were attacked by tusken raiders and they killed PIE and some other jawas* MMMPIE!!! is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockerD Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 *shoots Crow with a nail gun* crow is nailed to the wall for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MennoniteHobbit Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 mennonite for no reason decides to draw out his red lighsaber dart, and throws it at RockerD's hand. RockerD drops his nail gun, which lands on his foot RockerD is out for a post because of excessive foot swelling [RockerD is out for 1 (one) post] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 *gets a giant bith to squirt saliva all over darth homer * [homer is out for 1 post trying 2 dig out off the saliva (doh!)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 For some unknown reason, Topshot decides to invoke the spell of transform unto MMMPIE!!!, causing him to change into a cat. Topshot then sics his female labradors Fred and Panda after him. [MMMPIE!!! is being terrorized for 2 posts.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockerD Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 *-Bullet Time- dives at topshot in true max payne fashion with dual sawed offs shoots topshot* topshot is scrambling to find his limbs for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *RockerD, still in bullettime, is flying across the room* *Homer walks over to him in normal time & slices him in half* RockerD is down for a slow 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *Goes into bullettime and throws grenades at homer and explodes to bits* homer = out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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