the_lord_Revan Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 Revan throws Barnuts heated to 400 degrees into Glaives face, melting the flesh down 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 *Gags Revan with a shoe string and pours ammonia down his throat.* Revan is having convulsions (or whatever effect ammonia has) for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 *picks up Topshot & dunks him through the basketball hoop* Topshot is caught in the nylon for 1 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 *Plants a bomb under homer's car, when he tries to start the engine he ended up flying instead* homer = out for 2 postz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 Arrives with a rubber microphone and hits crow. No Effect. Attacks with a sharp edged, teethed, and explosive microphone! Super-Effect! Da crow's nest slashed, cut and boomed for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2cool1(Aust) Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 ALL OF U ARE FOOLS *2cool appears from a dark corner in the bar* now my old master DARTH ZAIUS shall be avenged!!! 2cool pulls out a large stick of dynamite and ignites it the whole bar is vaporised.(including 2cool) muahamuaha~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_lord_Revan Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 Well that was dumb as hell, i mean, y did you just do that? u didnt even say how many posts we got! lets pretend that never happend Revan bitchslaps 2cool, knocking him dead cold for 7000 posts ((thats serious)) Revan whips out a long firey board with rusty barbed wire sticking out the end of it. he smacks sabre-tooth in the back of the head with it, rippin his skull out! Has no skull for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 Originally posted by the_lord_Revan Well that was dumb as hell, i mean, y did you just do that? u didnt even say how many posts we got! lets pretend that never happend Actually, we don't have to pretend, it is against the rules & therefore is ignored. Originally posted by the_lord_Revan Revan bitchslaps 2cool, knocking him dead cold for 7000 posts ((thats serious)) Unfortuneatly, that is also against the rules (too many posts). But, seeing as he didn't make a legal post anyway, it wouldn't count if it was legal. If you have questions, go back in the thread a few pages & rules posted by myself or Kain should be there. Learn them, know them, love them. *this post doesn't count* Edit: I created a new thread w/ the current set of rules in it for quick access. Please see it for clarification. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_lord_Revan Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 Well...I get that! What i was saying was he diddnt post that! duh! but the rest of my post was meant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 oh, ok, I think I understand now It was a good excuse for the rules thread anyway *pulls micro-sized time machine out of his pocket, sets it, & clips it to Revan's belt* Bye-bye *a portal opens & Revan is sucked through* Revan is lost in time for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 *Gives Homer a slap-kick combo right in the face.* Homer's nose is cracked and bleeding for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 *looks around* *whistles* *a scorching hot, coal-filled ice cream truck hits topshot* Topshot is slammed for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 *Runs my car and 100000 pound tank over sabretooth* sabretooth is paralyzed for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_lord_Revan Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 slams crows nest through a glass window, than rips his head off Then rips homers leg off and beats him silly with it Crows nest headless 4 posts homer legless 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaive v.1 Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 * attacks the_lord_Revan with his mighty Barbarian Kick of the Terrors* Glaive v.1 goes all Kung Fu the_lord_Revan out for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miko_lover Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 thank god, I was in here looking for him; he nearly killed me. *surveys mess* Just no one pick on me and the world will go around as it should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Takes an electric cord and wraps it around Glaive. Switches on power. Glaive is being electrocuted and wrapped up for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 *Absent minded sabretooth found himself stuck on wet cement that i planted* **Cement then suddenly turns into quick drying quick sand!** Sabretooth is burried under th sand for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 *takes out his frustration over being ****ed out of 4 hours of work because his ****ing ride won't answer their ****ing phone out on Crow* *everybody is in awe at the disguiting acts of brutality carried out on poor Crow* *anyone who attacks Kain is met with the same punishment* Crow_Nest is smashed, bashed, burned, gutted, impaled, and flat out dead for 5 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Ok, few problems with the last couple of posts starting with Revan's last I'm already down & cannot have more posts added onto my count or be attacked until I post again Then, Crow, you posted after 3 posts, but if you look, you were down for 4 because of that, Kain, your post is not legal either, sorry I have reposted the rules in a seperate thread so that it is easier to find & review them, it is out there, called "Bar Fight Rules." If you have questions, please see it first. I'm tired of refereeing here, this is the last time I'm gonna do it. We now have a new spam thread in the Stupid QA. This thread is all but dead. If you want it to continue, stick to the rules, otherwise I'm sure Lynk will be more than happy to kill it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Aww geezus, people. The rules have been posted a god-awful amount of times. DAMN NOOBIES(revan, that is) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_lord_Revan Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 ((quite frankly Kain, blow me, AND as homer saw from my pm 2 him, I DID look at the rulez, i just didn't look at the one saying that he was down UNTIL AFTER I had posted, so.....Just to say, KAIN your gonna get your *** whipped, got me?)) Revan whips out a Hellish Chainsaw of Doom and dismembers Kain, then gets a flaming stick with rusty barbed wire around it into Kains stomach. Kain is Impaled, bleeding and dismembered for 8 posts, and anybody who calls me a newbie will suffer the same consequences. got me? ((Told ya Kain)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Fishouttawater! *Surprises Revan by slamming his backside into a wall of spikes.* Revan remains stuck in the Pungy Pit (or whatever skaters call them) for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Picks up Topshot and throws him into a closet. Puts a 4 foot-high crazy cat with him. Closes the door Topshot is being used as a scratching post for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 *Invents a punching machine and punches sabretooth until he dies* Sabretooth is dead for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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